Well Sup Forums I bought a whore last night. Anyone wanna know the story? Maybe you want some tips...

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I bought a duck from the fruit market last night.
Anyone wanna know the story?
They told me it was a duck.
Maybe you have some tips for me.

>be in Las Vegas
>last of my friends pussies out
>it's way too early for me to stop
>want more
>horny
>no place to bring girl back too
>hotel room packed with sleeping bros
>backpage.com
>look for incalls
>see solid 8/10 hottie
>grab number and text it
>you have some free time tonight?
>actually I do
>it's on

>she texts me that she's not BS and will do a HH (half hour) for 150 and HR for 200
>spring for 200
>she tells me what hotel she's at
>I über over
>to the wrong fucking hotel because retarded
>she's wondering where I am
>tell her I'm still a ways off
>pay for another damn über
>get there
>text her
>oh sorry user you took so long I decided to get done food
>I'll be right back
>is this bitch fucking serious?

Anyone reading? I can continue.

>I peeled back its yellow skin and started to suck on the soft inside
>the duck juice ran down my chin and onto my sticky lap
>I kept peeling, sucking, chewing and swallowing the duck
>it was too late to stop

HOT

Yes continues

>by this time I had nibbled the duck down to the nub
>nothing left but the yellow skin and the stain in my lap
>I paid the duck and left

>when I finished the duck I went back to my room
>I was still hungry and horny
>tfw duck didn't satisfy.org
>climbed on the cross to stop from hurting myself

>decide to wait because fuck it
>lobby band is actually pretty good
>she's texting me updates the whole time
>ok baby I'm ready come on up
>it's time
>proceed to navigate to room
>I finally arrive
>get a bit nervous
>think of cop stings and set ups
>remember tips and tricks and what to say/not say
>remember her ad said NO BLACK GUYS
>kek
>that's worth a knock at least
>I knock and she opens the door
>solid 8/10 cutie
>exactly like her photo
>nice
>I enter room
>big and spacious with amazing view
> I sit on bed and so does she
>before we do anything user
>let's take care of business first
>she leaves to bathroom
>closes door
> I put money on dresser
>she comes out and stashes it
>ok user I'm ready

lurking cont.

>after three hours on anti masturbation cross
>bored.jpg
>still horny
>put money on dresser
>lets take care of business first
>get out my hand pump
>blow up my JESUS doll
>ok user I'm ready

This is good keep going!!

>were both standing between the beds
>I grab her and start making out with her
>those fucking LIPS
>fuck
>I grab her and push her onto the bed
>I mount her
>can't get enough of those lips
>I pull her dress up
>small titties but nice nipples
>I start sucking and teasing them
>she's moaning
>real or fake?
>doesn't matter
>more foreplay
>I undress her completely
>cute little body
>I tease and kiss and lick most everywhere
>I take off my clothes
>I start having her pose a few different ways during this
>I want to see everything
>she starts jerking me
>kissing and jerking
>hey user why don't we put a condom on this thing and really get started
>fuck yeah
>puts it on
>begins sucking
>THOSE FUCKING LIPS
>after five minutes I tell her to stop and climb on top
>she begins to fuck me like a jack rabbit
>no
>I tell her to stop

Bros if you can tell me how to shrink an image I'll post her pic

MFW Op didnt pre-type...

Come on, op, are you finished yet?

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>rat come in
>hooks up to my phone
>sits down on the bed and starts to read a book out loud
>just sounds like squeaking to me
>wtf

Google > "crop image online" > Your Choice

need moar

>suddenly a knock at the door
>rectum delivery!
.tfw you didn't order rectums
>rat smiles at me

bump for more ducktales

>about to smash that rat for buying shit with my credit card
>but there's another knock on the door
>I open
>it's me goku

>pay for pork rectums
>tip rectum delivery guy a rectum
>I'm generous.com
>dog crawls out from under the bed
>chews on a rectum and swallows
>dogvomit.net
>rat eats the big pieces before I can get to them.

Op Dont stop now!

>had to pay a woman for sex
>offering advice

>fucking rectum eating rat
>still hungry and horny
>go down to the basement
>brains still marinating in my own urine
>dinner finally
>WinRAR!

Before I continue I need to admit something bros. I'm not trying to brag but I know how to fuck and i know how women fuck. At this point I knew it was an act. I don't like that. I like to fuck a girl until she can't walk straight.

>she stops and seems confused
>you want me to stop?
>no I just want you on your back
>I flip her and enter
>so fucking tight
>slow at first
>slow but deep
>look at her very closely
>she's starting to feel it I can tell
>hips jerking
>moaning cadence changing
>skin trembling
>she starts to grab her own tits and squeezes them hard
>I hold both her hands up
>suck on her tits
>while increasing my fucking rate steadily
>harder and harder
>she starts almost screaming
>don't stop user don't stop!
>at the height of it she lets out fuck ke daddy!
>well that explains the whole whore thing
>her body becomes limp
>breathing hard both of us
>sweaty
>omg user my hands are numb
>why are my hands numb?
>this has never happened before
>she goes to bathroom and I hear her running water over her hands
>kek
>she comes back
>that's never happened before
>well then that means you've never been fucked like that before
>no user I haven't
>you're ready for more right?
>she looks surprised
>um yes!
>GOOD

Pic very fucking related

>start to pick out a nice brain
>this one looks good
>scrambled eggs and brains in my future
>sausage queen comes out of the closet.
>love at first sight
>she cooks brains for me

This is sad shit fam
you actually believe you rocked a hookers world

>tfw OP wouldn't batter a sausage

Fucking lol

This

Got to agree. It's surprising how few men really know how to fuck. I've gotten some pretty wide eyes from women who were getting something wholly new to them.

lol he thinks she wasnt faking

well done broski. but tell me, did you lick her pooper?

>This is sad shit famyou actually believe you rocked a hookers world
ya, at least I got the sausage queen to make me breakfast

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>>I hold both her hands up
>suck on her tits
>cut off the circulation in her hands
>why are my hands numb?
>this has never happened before

fucking kek

Is there more op or are you done?

You all maybe 100% correct but I just don't think you are. She could've put on a great show but really then if she was good enough to fool me than even better right? I had a great time.

>I flip her on her stomach
>I begin fucking her
>this is my favorite position
> I eye the clock because I need to get off soonish
> 20 minutes left
>I got some time
>this is for me now
>so I begin fucking her pretty hard
>getting close
>she stops me
>user I'm sorry it hurts
>it gets really sensitive after I cum
>im sorry
>I was RIGHT there
>I tell her it's no problem
>I begin again but going less deep
>fast and shallow
>excellent for sore vaginas
>I'm not getting there
>begin too imagine my GF being there and participating
>that's the ticket
>cum buckets
>she goes to clean up
>brings me my towel
>clean up and get dressed
>if I'm ever back in Vegas I will look you up again
>please fucking do user
>a last kiss and I'm on my way

10//10 experience guys. I've been with a few whores but she was easily my favorite. The pussy was good but those LIPS god damn.

Sounds like OP lost his virginity to a hooker in 3 minutes and then bragging like you made her night.

This is some sad shit OP.

Any pic where we can see her lips better?

Link the necklace Backpage ad. I wanna see her other pics.

Is your name Atom OP?

You did better than me. Same situation, but I way too nervous and uncomfortable with someone being close and intimate with me to maintain a strong boner or cum. Not an ugly or overweight guy, she was pretty hot. Tried everything, different positions, blowjobs, and spent way too much money on several attempts.

I have one

IT happens bro. You need experience and confidence. It still happens to me on occasion though. It's largely mental.

Fake and ghey/she's a hell of an actress.
Plus you got STDs now.
I don't see the appeal in prostitution.
Stripping, yeah, but not actual intercorse.
One-way ticket to Dick-fall-off Town.

Saved you some time just in case anons
lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-vegas-bombshell-special-150-hh/23618319

Yeah she's hot as fuck, disregarding that dumb piercing.

>implying a hooker would fuck without a condom you virgin

100% not fake. The point of prostitution is to get fast effortless ass. It's not for everybody that's cool. I fuck every whore with a condom and I've been STD free for the whole time. Not even HPV here. I like to fuck a lot of women with minimal effort and I have a lot of money so whores are perfect. But you do have to be careful and selective. I never fuck whores drunk or otherwise impaired.

>Czech

Did she have an accent, op?

PS thanks for the link

>blowjobs and mouth-to-mouth contact you tard
You might sprain an ankle jumping to conclusions, there.

fuck, you got me there. I totally fucking spaced

I slight accent yes. I like Eastern Europeans too.

>"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
Cynicism is a gift.
Props if it's real, though.

No biggie, dood.
But for real the dick-herps are a danger.

I'm telling you it's real man. I can't prove it. But it was. It was a fantastic experience.

crop is not the same as shrink dumbass

Minimum effort and lots of cash, I feel you b/ro, that's how I am. I have GF a do it as a hobby. Stay safe out there. I've had a couple close calls.

Oh yeah like what? I've been fairly safe so far but I can't help it. I like fucking a lot of girls easily.

Check'd.
Reasonable doubt, Sup Forumsro.
Was there no post-night contact?

Question for you OP, or for anyone else, I've never been with a professional or paid for sex, but every bj I've gotten from various girls has been natural with no condom- does wearing one during a blowjob make it notably worse?

It absolutely does

Once I was almost caught in a sting. I only caught on because bitch made it too obvious. The other time I was almost mugged, but I saw the nigger before I got out of my car. I rather be mugged than get caught in a sting, my life would be over.

OP post her backpages ad, I want some of that and I'll be in Vegas in 2 days.

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Bro you gotta be more careful.

What's up with the levels in that photo? It's all grays.

More like this, I think...

Very nice

You the same user from yesterday contemplating if he should do it?

Yes that was me. I did it and here are the results.

Well, I live in Houston. Vice is cracking down for the Super Bowl, and niggers are a constant problem. 2/17 ain't that bad imo. What about you OP?

Greentext sting?

post more pics please

yes lurking

They usually put a condom on you first before they give you a blowjob. Like he stated in the story.

Please explain which std you get from kissing.

newfag detected
go back to twitter

Posted December 3rd 2016 10:50 pm?

>Find cutie. Ad does not say 'no blacks'. 1st thing that raises eyebrow, especially when she is 10/10.
>Call from private number, she answers. 2nd red flag. They never do. Immediately starts talking$. I tell her I don't discuss on phone.
>Decided to go anyway. Little head is calling shots by this point.
>Get there, does not let me touch her, keeps asking what I want to do and how much. Does not say anything else but that , 3X.
>I just leave
>Go home, grab other car. Stake out place for a few minutes.
>20 later, see plane clothes guy go into room, come out with dude in cuffs and take him into other room.

did something with a dominatrix. was single and lonely and at the time would recommend. am with someone now so it seems kind of retarded in retrospect.

No you rented a whore

Oh yeah, you were that guy last night.
you said it would be in an hour, keep the thread bumped and you would come back with results. I assume you spent more than just a few minutes? Lol.

So yeah, how did it all start? What all did you do? You didn't mention anything about geishas or some weeaboo equivalent style shit did you?

Op is a fag. He had the same pic in the opening post but the girl was different. He didn't link the backpage cuz he's a pussy. I found the hooker from his screenshot and then found her fb page. This isn't her.

It was new jersey too not vegas

Did you get her from the pizza gate?

Damn bro. Good thing you were on your shit.

>implying user is a pimp

Hold up

They changed the law last year, if you have any sex crime, you lose your license for the profession I'm in.
>I'm always on edge about it
Going to quit, but I have 2 more I HAVE to do. 1 is 10/10, other is some snobby bitch I went to HS with.

Bro you were 10/10. If she starts describing soecific sex acts for money you are fucked.

OP actually fucked this slut

>be OP
>lie about losing virginity
>proceeds to trap thread
>trips over duck
>my god it was diamonds at first sight
>kiss duck
>fuck duck
>feels good man
>nible on duck until its nothing but a goose egg
>hopefully my days of jacking off to traps is over now
>goose egg turns out to be part of sting operation
>gets arrested for losing virginity
>goes on Sup Forums to shitpost about banging hookers
The real story on OP

Ouch

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I don't get it