I sexually Identify as Starscream. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Autobots dropping hot sticky loads on Optimus and Bumblebee. People say to me that a person being a Transformer is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install jet engines, 30 mm cannons and the Allspark on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Starscream” and respect my right to kill from above and transform into a humanoid robot. If you can’t accept me you’re a transformaphobe and need to check your human privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as Starscream...
Landon Phillips
Gavin Russell
Even though this is stale pasta, transformaphobe was the best thing to come out of it.
Gavin Howard
is this a thinly veiled request for transformers porn? I'd better dump my folder just in case.
Anthony Ross
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Cameron King
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Bentley Fisher
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Samuel Lewis
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Charles Rogers
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Julian Rodriguez
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Gabriel Perez
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Anthony Brooks
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Jaxson Rogers
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Jayden Reyes
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Jason Gutierrez
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Adam Long
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Brandon Bailey
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Logan Hernandez
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Hudson Rodriguez
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Ayden Bell
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John Watson
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Kevin Edwards
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David Morris
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Henry Morgan
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Kevin Bell
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Angel Bell
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Caleb Smith
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Noah Mitchell
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Liam Carter
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Camden Sanchez
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Elijah Lopez
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Christian Hughes
anybody here?
Zachary Moore
>this thread
Jackson Carter
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Daniel Stewart
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Christopher Rivera
oh we're here
Xavier Wright
are we really doing this? shit man
John Butler
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Henry Nelson
good, I have a bit more left
yes
Grayson Anderson
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Bentley Johnson
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Tyler Martinez
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Andrew Smith
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Jace Powell
I was just memeing when I made this thread but I think I'm into gay shapeshifting robots now
Nolan King
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William Harris
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Gabriel Brooks
nice to know I made a difference in the world today