Would Sup Forums suck my cock?

Would Sup Forums suck my cock?

Also cock rate thread.

Kek I thought that was your finger, too bad u got an ugly ass pinner

No, but I might feed to it a rabbit I hated since it looks like a retarded carrot.

>Kek I thought that was your finger

Does your penis have jaundice?

Yes. My penis has jaundice

that looks like a natural casing hot dog from the meat market in the next town over from me. I'm a little disappointed as their hot dogs are actually pretty good and probably taste way better than your cock.

2/10 made me hungry for butcher-shop hot dogs.

OP here. I've always had a good reviews about my cock. Been told by every girl I've been with that I'm Big. Apparently for a bunch of guys it needs to be bigger

>Been told by every girl I've been with that I'm Big.
Women lie. Welcome to the real world user.

Well for america or england that's above average so it's not statistically implausible for a woman who's only had a few partners to see that as the biggest so far.
It's pretty average for any non-cuck countries though.

Here's the deal, you'll always encounter bitches who want nothing but 8 inches plus. But then again, you'll encounter bitches that don't want more than 5-6 inches, stick with those.

Oh don't worry. I'm engaged to a london who is perfectly fine with my 6.5"

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atta boy.

6/10

Your balls have a beak.

Fully erect

And soft again... call me beak balls

Or the beak balled bandit.

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That is a severe down curve.
That seems like it would be constantly in danger of boner break.

Where are the powerful coco veins at Sup Forumsr0?

what the fuck does that mean

Ikr, I've always had a super bent dick... It does the trick when she rides that shit reverse

Rate mine? :3

Cock * veins, auto correct...

OP here.
my girls happy so fuck it.

Looks like you waxed it and slathered with super lotion

8/10 would suck.

Just shaved it haha xP

Are you saying my wiener does not lift?

You need to just do some cock pushups, just sayin

Rate pls

Is it a banana?

I thought my dick was bent, there must be some th ing awesome happening to the left...

7 inches and a bit, Can hit the g spot easy.

About 7 inches

A 3 inch dick could hit the ground spot easy. Not that impressive

I would suck it.

G spot*

MOAR! (Of the girl)

id give that cock maybe 5"

Tree stump/10

You got it

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She's got a nice ass

Not sure why that posted upside-down

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