Hay guise, anyone know how I can join pizza gate?

Hay guise, anyone know how I can join pizza gate?

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get rich

Get the passwords

Get into satanism and be at least a millionaire.
then get into Spirit Cooking (you're going to have to eat some jizz and pee)
Learn the lingo, make some friends, and consume body fluids.
You're going to want to be friends with James Alefantis but Podesta,Obama, Marina Abromovic, Herb Sandler, etc
You know, rich pedos.
Should take around 40 years.
That or you could just walk in with an owl pin and ask for the Haitian Pineapple Pizza and hope they don't kill you.

I prefer the Pesto Works special myself

I don't get it... I simply don't get you people.

Sup Forums is like
>cheese pizza? papa johns
level of autism we're dealing with ^

then #pizzagate happens and all of you are like omg, satanists pedophiles. Let's expose them for the pedos they are.

Sup Forums is the one who found out about the pizza gate

Well you could always return to Reddit.
But seriously not everyone on Sup Forums is a pedo. Not even ten percent of the people on Sup Forums are pedos.
Pedos need to be killed; like the gays.

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Well, I can tell you what not to do...walk into the pizzeria with a loaded shotgun.

You'll never get the secret codes that way

Wouldn't that be hillarious if that dude was triggered by Sup Forums? Haha

What if madam president is there banging Huma and you take her toy (Huma) hostage?

People are really this stupid. The internet let's them come together and come up with batshit offenses to logic and reason like pizzagate. Naturally these are the people that would have been picked off, but modern society protects those of limited capacity.

I see a lot of people who don't believe in pizzagate say "logic and reason".
Maybe I shitpost too much but that specific phrase comes out a lot.
There's plenty of reason to be suspicious of the folks at Comet Ping Pong. Nigga lied about not having a basement for one. Why would you lie about having a basement?

Maybe he forgot he had a basement? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In my dreams, all these believers and purveyors of nonsense would be sent to there fema concentration camps

Can we start with the people running this site?
rense.com/

He forgot he stores 10 tons of tomatoes in the basement and throws a harvest party once it's time to make sauce?
The same basement there's pictures of them digging holes in?

That's pretty cold.
Even I don't want to throw the people at CNN and snopes in fema camps.

Maybe we can help him dig some holes?

There is no basement.

Fat fedora fucks living in their mom's basement now control the media and govt

Death to all basement dwellers!