Just fucked a tranny escort for the first time, thought i would share my story

Just fucked a tranny escort for the first time, thought i would share my story


>Be me
>about 2 hours ago
>On vacation alone in Montreal (I like traveling alone)
>Like most people feeling bored or horny
>Go to a club for shits a gigs
>Montreal is FULL of gay clubs
>Never been to one, why the hell not
>Go in, music is bumping
>This guy comes up to me and starts flirting
>Tell him im not into guys, but i do like trannys
>Super chill, mega french accent
>”Ey ah got a frand over eer she is esourt”
>He leaves for a few mins
>Just chillin at the bar looking around not understanding the french
>He comes back with this 9/10 totally a woman
>”Hey im Olivia, but people call me Olive”
>Damn, this isnt a tranny this is deff a woman
>She thinks im cute
>french fag says “Ey you too have fun eeh?”
>he leaves us alone
>We talk and flirt a bit, confess im a tranny virgin
>She thinks its cute, asks me if im from around here
>Start telling her where im from, and my hotel is down the road
>She starts getting touchy
>hard as diamonds
>Fuck this, lets go to the hotel

cont?

keep going

Continue

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Yesssss please

>We leave, laughing and flirting
>Hitting it off, could deff be friends
>get to the hotel
>We get to the room
>Straight to the bed
>She strattles me, grabbing me
>i push my hand against her
>deffadickthere.jpg
>i grab it through her dress as she grinds
>she grins as she gets on her kneese
>unzips my pants and pulls out my dick
>”mmm my my, this is a big virgin cock”
>she licks the tip

cont?

>im not into guys,but i do like trannys

you relize your still a faggot right,and that liking trannys doesnt make you any less of a faggot then if you liked men

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yes continue of course

stop asking faggot, everyone is lurking for it with dix out

this comes from the faggot who likes men, kek

>oh my sweet jesus
>she sticks it in her mouth like a godess
>sucks me then sucks me more
>”wait wait” i say
>You are an escort, do you expect me to pay?
>She smiles
>”well since your cute and have a big cock ill give you a discount”
>How much i ask
>”Ill need about tree fiddy”
>Then i notice this tranny isnt a tranny at all but about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleolithic era
>I yell “god dammit lock ness monsta, i aint got no tree fiddy”


And thats my story, can anybody relate?

Nice

Kek

Somehow didn't see that coming, 9/10 OP

life isn't black and white autismo

Let him be cool

Godamnit op, you made me cry of laughter with my dick out

VERY NIOCE THREAD BUMPING

saw it coming. clicked on thread to confirm it.
still, nice one, op.

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10/10
ya got me.

wrekt

Almost thought OP was a faggot for a second

i wanna fuck tranny

a fucking faggot is the best you could get? epic

"she"

it is a she you dumb cunt stop making excuses not to pay