Get me laid boys. What should I say to start the convo?

Get me laid boys. What should I say to start the convo?

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What's wrong with your eye?

"Any pictures where you don't have mad eyes?"

Ask her if she swallows

"I like your tiny tits"

Get me laid boys. What should I say to start the convo?

I don't trust a woman that cant look me in the eyes and shake my hand

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JIGUBUGULE

Tryna fuck?

I matched with this girl and had sex with her. Pretty good in the sack.

"why are your tits so small"

sharpie in the pooper

Only send him this picture.

>Hey Jessica, I'm autistic would you be okay if mom comes out with us to the mall? I squeal when I am excited or eat hot dogs
>Want to see my toe nail collection? Mom says I'm very smart

"Hey Jessica ever been with a guy with bigger tits than you?"

Fixed

Hi, I weigh 400lbs and smell but I'm very wealthy

Works every time

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I neee real help Sup Forums

Tell her you meant to swipe left so she thinks you don't need her

Fake.

she looks like the type of women who would eat your ass like its the last supper

Damn, you look like you should be on this website I just saw, blacked.com

Dubs decides

I eat the ass like I'm bobbing for apples

Winrar

oh god please