Guys, I have to make $500 and $500 quick

Guys, I have to make $500 and $500 quick.

>wat do

crime

Start selling body parts

Too bad Tor isn't safe anymore

Let an old wealthy gay man fuck your asshole with his wrinkly cock

Steal it

that means the rewards right now will be higher.

you can still use it safely if you do it right.

Well maybe if I used tails and went to a coffee shop.

public internet + shitty VPS

jump on public wifi, spin up a 20c amazon VM for a few hours, install lxde+vnc, do everything remotely. can destroy it after.

Get a load of this faggot

Suck 100 dicks for $5 each

Or 500 for $1 each if you're a faggot

What's the best thing to do? Stolen credit cards?

I'm keeping the best things to do to myself. I'm sure you can figure out something on your own.

What about 5 dicks for 100 dollars each?

Come on dude, share with me.

Go to Wal Mart, steal neckties (they are easy to conceal and 15-20 bucks a pop). Return to other Wal Mart and accept Store credit. Sell cards to pawn shop or friends. Have friends return stuff for you just offer to buy them smokes or something for their trouble.

Invest into rubles about 20 pips worth

no one pays 100$ for a blowjob

you can fuck 10 fat chicks for 50 bucks
or 5 really fat chicks for 100 bucks

I have done.

wouldn't pay a dude that tho

Scared money makes no money
Sell whatever drug is responsible for the addicts in your area

Just go on Craigslist and find people who need menial labor and tasks done.
I survived for almost a whole year by doing that after I turned eighteen.

rob a liquor store
sell your blood and cum
whore yourself out
mug an old lady
pawn a bunch of shit