Catch A Predator

what was his endgame?

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getting dubs

To go to the beach.

B E A C H
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A
C
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you mean like these?

these homebaked?

I cringe every time I see that decoy

you can tell a lot of them want to turn around as soon as they see her

I don't have a last name.

>not getting dubs

To make a sand castle and have a comfy afternoon

To eat cookies and go to the beach.

Eating this cookie, WITH NO LEFTOVERS

Let's see Paul Allen's get.

IT'S OFFICIAL THERE ARE NO DUBS IN THIS THREAD

What's some essential predator kino?

NO RUBER

dubs to save the day

If dubs, then Trump wins

DO YOU HAVE ANY COUNDOM

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You know what? I don't even want these doubles!

Put that beer in the fridge.

Finally.

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no

DO YOU HAVE AND DOOBLE?

I MUST GO SHOPPING

Yes, yes, well done user, well done user

HOWEVER

For these

>heck yea bro, it's hawt

at the dubs shop?

>IM A CLEAN

>i was just testing. I knew what it was

I CAME TO TELL HER I WASNT COMING

You know I'm in trouble and I know I'm in trouble.

CLEANEST
BEST
PLEASURE

YOU WANT DO IT RAW???

>your job will never be to bait retarded predators

MMMMM

WINKY FACE! ;)

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>we jerked off when we were 15
>im 14

how do pedos fall for this shit?

They simply can't control their horny level

man he's built good

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what is this hairstyle called?

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>lube?
>no. we can use soap

what the fuck did he mean by this

>That recovery

What kind of training does he have?

I think 's filename has your answer:
>enhanced-buzz

it must be one of those reflexes that save you from stumbling

forgot the name

His erection keeps him balanced

>congratulations. you got yourself caught, what's the next step in your master plan

I don't want to eat this anymore

>be Chris Hasen
>step out of the shadows from the next room clapping
>"heh..you thought you could diddle kids..."
>*look glance at decoy over fedora's brim*
>"thanks toots"
>*unsheathes my katana its blades glowing like Fuji's birthing of the sun*
>"...on MY watch?"
>*jump in the air and walk on it toward the predator*
>"this blade was forged by the hands of my master Enbitsui-san and once it is drawn it must taste the filthy mud that is pedo blood"
>*do a Tornado Twist and slap the predator with the tail of my leather duster*
>"HAIAH!!!"

>MOM!
>HEY MOM!
>MOOOOOM!
>Mom?

>MOOOM!
>MOM!
>MOOOOOOOOM! HEY MOM! MOM!

>I POSTED IT AGAIN!

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you're right, look at the way he moves his left foot, i'm betting he's some sort of secret agent

>implying Sup Forums won't bring genericwhitemale to justice after he escaped from hansen

Crashing this thread

crashing this meme

The funniest part is how chris hansen always has to say who he is and how they're doing a story on predators no matter what.

Like when they already say "you're chris hansen" and he goes "yes im chris hansen with dateline nbc" or how he says the line in full even if they have already left