Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hanako claimed
I bathe twice every day.
I'm an adult
>Hamakaze legally claimed
So you were underage?
KEK
Telegram filled with underrage fags.
Why twice?
Nice chest accessories
still here
I think I was the only one
Thanks, its an adult thing :^)
Hello there
Cirno claimu
I like feeling clean.
If you were an adult youd show them
I guess more of a teen thing tho
You can achieve this with one a day
in the morning to be clean for the rest of the day, and night to be clean in your dreams
i mean who wouldn't want to take the other end of the pocky stick when their perfect woman is on the other end
It depends on what you do during that day.
At night shower usually depends on
Not anymore, im an adult
Cirno...
you say?
You masturbate a lot, don't you?
Gonna need proof of your adulthood.
>show boobs
Before you say ANYTHING, Rory, this was not my fault AT ALL!
Fuck, you did that on purpose, didn't you?
Them fucking trips....
You mocking me?
Well fine, I guess I have no choice.
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Claiming Sonokawa Momoka-sama ^^
hello
isnt she an emotionless killer?
A decent amount.
>6000 get
...
Now this i can fap too
Sure are a lot of cutes in here tonight
QOTT
You are a cute 10-year-old loli for one week
What do you do?
i guess
but it was your fault
my waifu my form of perfection
...
Thats a strange looking Hanako
How are you?
>I'm only here to see if you niggers want to get me presents :^)
Haven't been called that in a while.
.......I try and figure out how to make it permanent.
There was NO POSSIBLE WAY I could have stopped this!
Don't you say a damn thing!
If I was a loli I'd go out and get raped like in the dirty mangos
Shh, it's okay
>
Indeed there are!
holy shit, how much money have you lost on your car?
>sweater
getting fucked or pegging another loli is the only answer
Find a sugar daddy stash the money change back
Im not a ham acorn
I will if you return the favor
>cute
>cute
>cute
>sweater boobs
When I have sheckles sure
:o
I dont even know your name tbh
~tali
Got a kik?
oh fuck lol I thought you 2 were the same person...
Then I saw the umbrella above.
I couldn't remember her name...
Found it though:
Yuuka Kazami
It's because nobody ever talks to me
Well im talking to you now...
Thanks.
How are you doing?
hide and hope it ends sooner
she seems a little scary
im fine just bored. you?
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here, you can have this.
I happen to have it, b/c I fucking love plant tendrils hentai
true
well ima go now see ya faggolios some other time
oh, lol
>
indeed
she may not show it, but she cares about her friends
woah
It happens.
I thought they were posting Yuuka at first as well.
Sure, tell me yours and ill add you
I'll talk to you cutie~
I'm doing alright, just getting my life adjusted for adulthood
>I've been at it for 48 minutes
The breast
That'smyfetish.jpeg
Also, nice get.
How deep do your fetishes go?
I'm curious to know.
Ok, just don't forget your complimentary tendril porn.
>this
and:
Doing great just thw end of a good day and excited for Wednesday tbh.
Sp whats your waifu's name?
How are you incest-chan
Mnm5671 i believe
goodnight
maybe another time
Eli
Thats right, weve talked before
-tali
well whatever keeps you busy i guess
I dunno. More than I'd like to admit. Although this is a good excuse to ditch my emissions equipment, and go for a straight pipe on it.
Eh, I got a few... like maybe 15 or so. not gonna list them all, tho, but unbirthing and softcore vore is one of them.
but fuck, tentacles (esp plant tendrils) are pretty hot
btw, you wanna come to my Discord?
Add me, and I'll invite you:
@gsfordham#8222
We got a few other Touhou claimers, too.
qt
What's on Wednesday?
Sweet dreams beautiful ~
Yep
I think im getting off too, see you all sometime
A date to a hockey game with this 8/10 girl me and my wife have been talking to these past few days. Possibly a threesome afterwards
Late as fuck replies because I have trouble typing (and reading things) the longer I stay awake.
>Bathe twice.
You're wasting water that way, take showers instead.
Caught me off guard for a moment there, seeing as to how you forgot to put the second reply on the first line.
>bullys are kool.
Not gonna lie, it depends on who you're bullying imo.
>i knew you joined like sometime in summer just didn't know when; ok so i was right you aren't new fag.
Oddly enough I can remember specific dates like the back of my hand. July 10th.
>unique is normal.
That's easy enough for you to say.
Do everything I couldn't do as a male at least once. That's pretty much it.
And without further adieu before I fuck up anything else, goodnight!
Bretty good, just listening to music and about to make tacos. Keeping busy?
It really does feel slightly nostalgic seeing you in thread again, even if I do talk to you through other means
Good luck.
By bathing I was referring to taking showers.
Sleep well.
Okay! Give me a minute and i'll make an account.
I've never used Discord before, so..
Ok, sure.
I'll wait.
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fuuuuccccckkkk so close....
Busy enough.
Thx
Showering is also bathing
I'm considering posting more regularly again, but that depends on other things.
Post lewds
Working I'm assuming, getting those dollars
It's your call, but it would be pretty neat to see you back here, even if I don't check these much anymore.
After all it is the anniversary coming up soon enough
I'm back, what'd i miss? need to go to bed soon, but i want to stay here. such is life.
I second this.
No problem.
No.
That's true, but it's still like 3 months away.
go to bed you need some rest
Hi Tomoko
Yuno claim
Is my precious akame around?
Sleep is for the weak. Though considering i have to get up for work in 6 hours, that may be a good idea. But screw it i've got a another 30 minutes in me.
Please accept my love!
From: Gumi
To: Kiririn
Crazy cutie.
Hey, Akarin~! Do you wanna join our Discord?
Add me
@gsfordham#8222
and send me a message. I'll invite you in
I like this Hanako user better already
hello friend
nice how many parsecs did it take her to do the kessel run again? well if you say so just know tomorrow will suck
Yeah, I guess so, but I feel like December is going to fly by, time's going faster every year and it scares me.
:thinking:
Why should I do that?
>
Oh, you're right, why would you :shrug:
I'm going to try and sleep, have a good night.
That's just how time works.
Oh my.
Yes i am aware, i have done this many times and i have yet to learn my lesson.
So wuz gud my nigga?
Hi! Thank you, buy I actually don't know what that is.. lol I asked someone before and they told me not to worry about it. W-what is it?
How are you?
>Why would you
There are much better people than me, but I never declined your offer
ResidentSleeper
Good luck.
Just fugg already. Jesus.
Syndra is a good waifu. Good shit my nigga
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Just hanging around here and listening to smash mouth. And you?
Discord is a chat app.
just look up DiscordApp, and you can get the thing. then add people and join chat channels
well maybe have someone teach you it
fine just setting around playing world of warcraft. you?