I need you Sup Forumsastards to give me some ideas...

I need you Sup Forumsastards to give me some ideas. Someone has really pissed me off over something petty and I would like to get them back. I have their phone number and know where they work. Ideally I would like to disgrace them for being an alcoholic as they are not fit for their job, but anything goes. OP may or may not deliver, depending how I feel.

TL;DR what is a good way to piss off/ embarrass someone for personal gain. Jokes at their expense.

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Why are you sweating?

Fist your ass in front of them, when your done lick your hand clean. Stare into their eyes while doing this.
This always gets them

He truly rustled my jimmies and I am a petty man.

>Acts like he is better than everyone
>"Do you know who I am?"
>"I am the vice chancellor of St George's College"
>"I pay your wages"
>I will finish drinking when I want to finish drinking"

Also he literally looks like a penis. Is that not reason enough

Do this faggot

drop their numbah

Problem is that this may take a few minutes to achieve and he may leave. Then I will have a fist up my ass and no one to watch.

are you johan rangel or oscar rojas?

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If he works in a office, just walk in and lock the door. If he tries to leave just use the doorknob instead of your hand.

I am not but I am glad that I am not the only one who is truly angery

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That would still take stretching and if I was going to shove something up my ass, it would be his head.

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Are you fucking retarded?
Start at home, keep your hand in your ass and once you see him just start fisting.
Pretty fucking easy.
Keep making excuses bitch, he knew you wouldn't do anything.

He looks more like a pepe irl then the pepe I made to look like him

Kill me and eat my dick faggot

you really want to ruin his life?

marry him.

i don't care if you're not gay. you want ruin? that's the path.

ggwp

Are you that guy in the pic, are you trying to trick OP into marying you?
OP do not marry him, bald men have short dicks

If he's married sign him up to a bunch of dating sites including his number in profile. Call escorts who usually want u to leave a message n leave his number. Wifey sees, wants divorce, takes 50%, rooned.

If he isn't married, do the fist thing.

Thankyou user