the last thing you see edition
/brit/
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
Come to the toilets and beat me up. I won't fight back.
wonder when poleasheed will get arrested
Ten gramme amber leaf please boss
Newcastle Upon Tyne
gonna need some (you)s for these two
don't like [your favourite food]
up the ra
toilets blocked
i prefer this thread but nobody will post in it
haven't seen him on here for a while
me neither but hes a socially inept and potentially dangerous mong, would be funny if he got banged up
yeah well fuck you too, pal. you probably can't even afford velveta cheese or proper macaroni noodles.
He'd probably get radicalised in prison
doing my masters in runt studies
screeching
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sharting
how did we end up with right wing jews?
*tapes over your ballet recital*
I don't care who you thinks the best in grime
Cuz I ain't no rival for a title, I'd rather be next in line
I can see mouths moving but really can't hear no one
Godfather? My big brother's the Robert De Niro one
Milo btfopolous
lol
get it? he got btfo haha
some asian kid in my class in like year 7 broke a world record for fastest sudoku in the world once
they knew it would put britain under he thumb of international financial institutions even more than if you were in the EU
So smart he put it back together again too
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Cardiff
3. Manchester
4. Dublin
5. Edinburgh
I love Milo, way better then Nesquick
my mum gave me milo to go and go and go
ummm sweetie does SHE want a man from those cities?
didn't think so, try again yank
this desu
>1. Glasgow
dumb yank
watching mr. robot
no spoilers please :-)
British Jews are religious and have a lot of children
Why isn't London on there?
>northerner
>meme cities
abhorrent opinion
V.I.K.I is actually evil
the robot gets hacked into by Russia
peadophilia is the new counter-culture
;)
i specifically requested the opposite of this
Top 5 Cities in the US:
1. Cleveland
2. Pittsburgh
3. Baltimore
4. Toronto
5. Detroit
...
top 5 american cities:
Gary, IN
Boston
Dallas
Seattle
Tampa
Just nearly been caught posting on /brit/ whilst driving by west midlands police
Really is mad the percentage of people in the UK that watch bbc one
Wonder if the top channel even comes close to that percentage in other countries
big cities =/= good cities
i've been to seattle, it was ok
the russian nationals pronounce it /r/, not the standard german way of /ʁ/.
By /ı/, I mean
en.wikipedia.org
Kinda wish I was a girl sometimes, not gay though haha
Top 5 English counties:
Cornwall
Norfolk
Somerset
Dorset
Cornwall
just googled it and it turns out rtl gets more viewers here, i'm not sure what to compare rtl with though
What books you lot reading then?
You know I'm not literate, stop being so condescending.
If you were a tourist coming to the UK with limited time the only places I'd recommend are Edinburgh and London 2bh
Never knew this happened
a (((bbc one))) production
>Cornwall
A+
my great-great-great-great-mam was from camborne.
currently writing a semi-autobiographical novel about a lovelorn vampire who has to take care of his disabled sister
i'd unironically spend my stay at a comfy bed & breakfast tucked away in the welsh foothills
>I have an incredibly tenuous link to this place I've never been so it must be good
yank logic
C R I S I S
here's what her house looks like today
*loud girlish scream*
just sliced up half my arm with a knife I forgot I had left in my bed lads
not too deep so all should be good but it hurt like hell
been to most cities, top 5 (cute little meme """cities""" like york, bath and inverness not included, big towns like brighton also not included):
1. bristol
2. edinburgh
3. manchester
4. london
5. liverpool
wish i was an american fbi agent
woi aie mate wanna buy a lucozade
Have the Yanks here been to Europe? I've been to miami and new York and am planning to go to Toronto as I've family there
Those are the only times I've been outside the EU
Families been in Mawgan for eight generations now. Honestly the best place on Earth.
>heritageyank is posting again
bet yerv never eean eaten a pasty daft janner spacker bugger oarf to bodmin, nim yer gran wi'ya
I feel like I read something similar to this post on here before now, Padstow comes to mind.
Good list, mine would be
>Edinburgh
>Manchester
>London
>Bristol
>Belfast
anyone else noticed that gay men always smell faintly of poo? that's how you know they've been bumming recently
...
just saw a lefty use the term "culture gap"
not sure what xhe means by that
felt self conscious about my walk earlier
thanks a lot you fucking cunts
want a pet cockatoo that i can teach to swear
i've gone a cycle of shitposts i regularly make on here. including that one and the subsequent jpg anytime Cornwall is mentioned.
Bet you think this is impressive but I've genuinely not heard anything more sad
this show triggered me
>this bitch that got mad that lads at the beach didn't want to date a tranny
>finally gets a date with a fucking male model who digs trannies
>"nah he's just good enough for me *cries*"
>the trannies that were dating eachother
>the >girl leaves the >guy because >she doesn't want to date a tranny
...
Quite like the taste of energy drink but if I have more than about a litre of the stuff I feel terrible
It's almost as if they're mentally ill
n-n-n-n-not saying they're mentally ill or anything h-haha
>Dublin
deLETE THIS NOW
immigrating to cornwall because i like pastys and cider and rugby
i always wanted a parrot but my mum's a hippie who thinks birds shouldn't be caged
should probably move out
>tfw 60K is meant to be the starting salary for a uni grad and I'm only on 50
Where you moving to lad?
can i get a right of return because my ancestor came from cornwall? sort of like how they do it in israel
just keep doors shut and let it walk around the house
>implying
any true irishman recognises that dublin is NOT an irish city and that jackeens are crypto-brits
...
>gf's put sliced cocktail sausages in my roast chicken sandwiches
didn't realise I was going out with Heston fucking Blumenthal
Funny thing is if you had one grandparent from Cornwall you wouldn't be able to get British citizenship and live there automatically but if you had one grandparent from anywhere on the island of Ireland you could get Irish citizenship and then move to Cornwall with all the same rights as a British citizen
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