Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

>33

oh lawdy

Are the robes comfy?

You in the pedo thread with the rest of us old virgins?

Yep.

They are. Especially when worn without underwear.

Which pedo thread?

How fat are you and how small is your penis?

Why have you not killed yourself as of yet?

Do you even have the desire to masterbate after awhile? Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

How many dicks have you sucked?

I weigh 340 pounds and my penis is 2 inches when erect

I plan too pretty soon actually. So thanks for making me feel better, dickhead.

None. I'm a virgin.

I'm 75 kg at 180 cm. And my penis is 15 cm so average size.

Life is not great but also not that terrible.

My penis is still pretty much in place.

None. Your world record remains unchallenged.

30 yo virgin reporting in.
Holy fuck I wanna hug and fingering somebody so badly...

You can finger my asshole.

snapchat?

Pic is obviously bait.

Exactly my first thoughts. Those fingers should be buried deeply inside my asshole

30 year virgin here.

been kissed by a girl once back in highschool in 2001- during my freshman year. she initiated it. Pop kiss on the lips lasted seconds, i still remember the moment.

Nothing since then.

Goodluck bro, been thinking about getting an escort.

18 yr old virgin, I am going to kill myself in 2 months.
I am not going to be a 19 year old virgin, I'd rather die.

>Goodluck bro, been thinking about getting an escort.

Me too. Unfortunately, I am poor as fuck.

i said that same thing like 10 years ago, every year i add 2 years or so. 30 was the limit, no plans anymore, want a wife.

30 yr old now.

lol you're not the only one. working @ walmart here. 10.50 an hour, thinking bout going back to skewl but i fucked up and cant get any fed/state grants. shit sucks.

also in debt! lots of it.

Go get laid u loser.
Just go fuck a whore , even if you see a hooker it's better than being a virgin at your age..
Where u from op?

Haha. OP here. Also working in retail despite a number of degrees. Shouldn't have fought with my previous boss.

Germany.

Don't do that, you stupid faggot. Hire a hooker if it means that much to you.
Or go join those commie Kurds who fight ISIS. See if you can get a qt sandnigger girl to fall in love with you.

...

U should easily be able to get laid in Germany.

No

Are you a grill? I am from Russia

I turned 18 in July and I'm still a virgin. Do I still have hope?

>24
>non-virgin
I am getting dangerously close to a 10year anniversary of no gf
my question OP is how do you answer the
>"are you gay?"
>"why don't you go out with ____"
>"what's wrong with ____"
>"you need to talk to more people"
>etc.

Yes, lose it before you are 19.
Buy a gun just in case, nobody wants to be a 19 year old virgin.

>21312321312.jpg

Ah, so that's why priests where those funny outfits.

I should easily able to get laid everywhere. Yet I doesn't.

Yes. You are still young.

>my question OP is how do you answer the
>>"are you gay?"
>>"why don't you go out with ____"
>>"what's wrong with ____"
>>"you need to talk to more people"
>>etc.

Nobody ask me these questions because I don't have any friends and only unregular contact with family.

Fuck that bro.
Women are trouble!
I had sex for the first time when I was 14 years old (I'm 26 now) had 3 gf and several sex-friends (wouldn't say that more than 15) and every single one of them were trouble makers or sluts, last gf cheated on me in my birthday party!
You are not missing shit!
I'm really thinking on becoming gay, men are loyal, like shooting at the range, they like soccer ganes and a lot of very good perks that a bitch can't offer.

Your balls must be huge , or do u jerk off a lot?

I jerk off between once a day and once a week. Dunno if that qualifies as a lot.

Is losing my virginity to my stepsister worth it?
Was not raised with her and I am not close to my biological dad.
Hmm, being a sister fucker or virgin.

>Is losing my virginity to my stepsister worth it?

Post pics and we decide.

You guys need to stop putting pussy on a fucking pedistal. Literally just try and improve your self and your pwn life and pussy will fall into your lap eventually.
The problem isn't that you're virgins, the problem is what you actually do. What the fuck are you doing user? Jog, push, work. Fond a hobby, read just fucking self improve.
Loat mine at 13 because i went into high school like, "this is my mission i nees todo this before I graduate and become a wizard" and lost it freshman year and remember thinking 'wow i don't feel any different at all- it feels good but this was way over hyped."

somebody save this: the first thing i do when i become a billionaire is find a way to get everyone on Sup Forums laid.

shit makes me weep, bro.

OP here.

>You guys need to stop putting pussy on a fucking pedistal.

What does that even means?

>Literally just try and improve your self and your pwn life

At the moment, life pwns me.

>and pussy will fall into your lap eventually.

I was always under the impression that if I try to be a social and liable person, it will happen eventually.

> What the fuck are you doing user?

Mainly sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling, seasonal stuff like skiing and windsurfing), cooking, reading, video games.

i was molested (it might have been partially my fault i guess) by my older brother's friend when i was like 8 but the jokes on him because instead of scarring me he just removed the stigma of being a virgin. suck it.

Not fucking something shouldn't make you weep man. Losing a close friend should make you weep. Crying about not getting pussy is probably why you don't get pussy.

How do I make good pancakes?

But you sucked his, user

By not using pancake mix and not making the American version which is a thick piece of shit. Also, fresh fruits.

>29
On my way to join you op.

Do you have any hopes for your life or are they long since dead? I don't think I've had any past 10 years old.

Ah, sounds good. I'll try that next time, thanks a bunch mate.

Twist

...

>Do you have any hopes for your life or are they long since dead?

My hopes became more modest. Instead of hoping to become leader of the one world government or nobel prize winner in group sex, I now hope to get an okay paying job which uses my skills / degrees or having a family.

Putting it on a pedestal means making it seem way better than it is. Its pretty neat but isn't really going to change your lifeor self image or anything. It can be a fun experience and also it can be a pretty disappointing experience.

Just keep trying tobe empathetic user, listen more than you speak.

Being a social and likea le person can help- but feeling entitled to pussy because you're nice to people is a bad way to think of it user- infact that line pf thinkibg will make women resent you. You don't do nice things to expect a reward, you do nice things because you're a nice person. Get it?

Keep at it user- learn more, do more, have goals that aren't pussy related and eventually you'll meet someone like munded and have a decent connection and maybe even a relationship that may lead to sex.

>Being a social and likea le person can help- but feeling entitled to pussy because you're nice to people is a bad way to think of it user- infact that line pf thinkibg will make women resent you.

No doubt about that. I never felt entitled to sex or love and I never blamed other people for my own shortcomings.

>Keep at it user- learn more, do more, have goals that aren't pussy related and eventually you'll meet someone like munded and have a decent connection and maybe even a relationship that may lead to sex.

Saying that at 20 is easy. But when you are in your mid-30s, you begin to wonder if it will ever happen.

fuck, I am one :(

OP here. You are still young. When I was your age, I didn't even worry at all.

You can borrow my gun, or my ass.
No homo tho

I donno what to tell you user, maybe try a dating app. Night user, good luck.

He is 300+ lbs, dating apps won't help much

26 and khv and loving it.

like id like not to worry but it gets on my nerves... even my parents tell me: you know you are handsome go talk to girls and whatnot. Im just so shy and afraid spaghetti spiller. gosh I hate myself

Wanna fuck my 23 yo 350lb daughter?

Op here. That wasn't me. This was my reply

Holy fuck, how is that even possible?

OP here. I have spilled enough spaghetti to feed fucking Italy for decades. It's not that bad. Regular embarrassment steels the character.

Stab her to drain some fat then fuck her using the fat as lube.

>My hopes became more modest.
>I now hope to get an okay paying job which uses my skills / degrees or having a family.

I feel you user. That's all I've hoped for my whole life.

Still working on it.

I guess youre right

That's not how adipose tissue works.

Oh mighty wizard, should I deflower my intern?

I lost my virginity a few months ago, just after I turned 19. I had a girlfriend for most of the time I was 18, but she didn't want to have sex for a while.

19 Virgin Here, 20 in 3 months.

Dunno, I don't really care all that much about it.

Never dated a girl, still don't have a first kiss.

I was one earlier this year, now I'm still 19 but have had sex half a dozen times. It's honestly nothing to concern yourself with if you're good looking and don't come across as a virgin. All of my friends thought I lost it ages ago, my GF at the time was the only one who knew I hadn't done it yet.

Thou shalt.

I'm 20 in May, I had sex for the first time this year and I agree it's not something I really cared about until it happened.

Ive had one gf in my entire life, for 3 months before I left her because I felt no attraction for her anymore, FeelsBadMan

Yes .post pic of the bbw

I really want to, so does she, but I could get into huge trouble... man I don't know the temptation is real here.

I used to think getting a girlfriend would solve all my life's problems back in High school.

So I tried really fucking hard for 2 years.

Got really depressed for a year, then just got over it.

Haven't given a shit since.

Do it phaggot

I guess I will... we would have to wait for 7 month, to avoid the trouble, if it hits the surface... we won't hold that long

I've only had the one girlfriend, it lasted 6 months. I broke it off when I realized I wasn't as into her as I probably should have been. More chances will come my way, I don't care right now.

Wait 7 months ?
Do you really think she'll be more mature then?
Fuck her , is she a virgin?

Yeah she is... its not about maturity, its a legal thing...

See for me its just that, what I want is not really easy to go after.

I want girls to go after me and be assertive. Not me go after them.

I guess i'm a subbie fuck but I don't care.

That's a lot of the reason why I'm working right now to improve myself.

You sound like you just straight out don't care anymore though lol.

B/ro wtf!!!!!.
I suppose she can suck your dick while u feel her tittys......

what do you mean?

I'm 18 right now. 5 months ago I lost my virginity to a hooker. I now have a phone full of hookers because I won't waste time with a girl if I just want pussy. I usually only fall in love with crazy bitches, and we all know how that goes.

Post picture. We'll determine if she's worth the risk.

I'm saying there's other stuff u can do besides fucking....
How old is she?

how are your wizard powers?

16... yeah but the thing would be the same...
depends if you like skinny small girls

>how are your wizard powers?

A fireball is on the way to you.

>depends if you like skinny small girls

Who doesn't?

It's legal here in the uk. .
Take her on holiday....u lucky fooker

have you even tried prostitutes

I was in the Gold Coast on vacation the other week and I met the best girl, she was a couple of years older, but we were into a huge range of the same hobbies. I stayed at her hotel one night and hung out with her for the days after, we didn't fuck or anything, just cuddled, talked and watched TV. After that I've been in the mind set that going out and looking for girls is a waste of time, you'll find someone just by going to work/uni or whatever if you have at least a little bit of situational awareness and aren't too shy to say hello. After my 6 month relationship, I don't want to get serious with anyone who I'm not 100% on ever again, it felt like a massive waste of time. My advice to you is don't compromise, if you settle for someone who you're not completely into, it's not going to work out. There needs to be an equal level of attraction between you guys, or at least that's what I got from my experience.

Clubbing is bullshit btw, I've gone a couple of times and some of my mates who are absolutely gorgeous have difficulties getting laid when going out. They'll waste 2-3 nights a week and a shit ton of money to do something they don't really enjoy for the off chance of getting pussy, it's kind of funny really.

>Who doesn't? 44kg on 153cm...
is it that way? I mean, she is still my intern.

Nope. Too fucking poor for an escort.

Rape it is then ? Hahakek kys