Pride parade thread

pride parade thread

s-s-sorry about your thread user-kun

:o

Alright, I'm done~.

i just learned I have stage 2 melanoma on my neck.

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oh my god I'm sorry to hear that

what's the prognosis?

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oh yah I want that blue furries' dick in my bunghole so bad

I need to post to a g/fur thread at least 3 times every day. Otherwise, I'm done in about 2 years. It covers too much to remove.

funny

are you entering radiation treatment?

what's up my dudes

I want to squat with Zabivaka

Bananders

you disappoint me
pretty awful I'm feeling bad again

It's
too
hot

W-what did I do

its fucking cold and wet here and I should love it

instead some dumb nigger at work gave me strep

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autosage complicates everything

your cooperation is appreciated

I did not know strep was semen-communicable
Really though that sucks, I hate strep.
Wet and cold is best, but less good when sick.
Please don't.

I'm sorry no one told me about autosage

Stop living on the wrong side of the planet, then.

extreme ew

you are forgiven but only this once

>dem hips
whisper to me gently

you can stop


How cold is cold.

It's not my fault

like 2c

which is pretty cold for here

I'll disappoint you again with pleasure

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:'(

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I am sorry, that was too much.
How long have you been suffering from the illness?

such a knotty child

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That's freezing jesus

I sleep now. Goodnight, fags.

Yes it is.

Well y-you're bumpy

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less than two days

but its essentially ruined everything I had planned for this week and moreover ruined a very important business trip for my partner

I feel awful for making him sick and we don't have health insurance so, oh well

bumpy?? I like that and I don't even get it

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goodnight homo snarf

Sup, you that paw fag that's been posting around?
New namefag?
You can't just magically get into that headspace, you need to grow into that headspace and the only way to do that is to just do it.. Do it again and again and then you'll be there without realising it. No one is good at anything without practice and that go for any skill and dating is a skill that can be practiced.
Why is it called oyen?
Cool, good to know.

You're... welcome

Tiger
Gnomes

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damn it wont remember the subject line

Nvm this post tiger, I assumed it wasn't you didn't reply to me cause I didn't see any (you)

Oyen is a tiger shaped gnome?
Can't ignore it :)

where is kyle

Oyen is just a name, it's an inside joke in my family with one of my brother's colleagues :P ALL gnomes and santas are named Oyen according to us

I have no idea

he has a new pussy

i like you, thanks for your kind words. its hard for me not to be deeply cynical with the abusive past and nearly yearly tragedy that occurs, primarily death, that seems to ever loom on the horizon. i know that's no reason to be gloomy but it's difficult to be positive.

i heard. i hope it is not abject failure.

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>no health insurance
ouch, that hurts
I abuse the shit out of my health insurance, I feel for those that live without it.
Hopefully both you and your partner feel better soon.

he doesn't have a very good track record when it comes to things like liter-boxes

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From what I've heard he likes it so far.
I got a new cat last month and litter boxes suck, we are training it to just go outside.

ahh i see now. so krampus is not from your culture?
Yeah i know how it feels. I've had my share of depression. I find that if you just take time to focus on yourself and 'reset' works for me.
If you knew of me more you'd know that i try to be happy most of the time.
I read a article on the plasticity of the brain. It basicly explained that the brain is mallable and will make new neural connections based on the overall mood, situation, location and simulation that it process's. This allows for the brain to adapt and permantly change the way you think and thus your outlook on things. So being happy will make your mind happy and vica versa.

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you know, i believe i was thinking of something else entirely.

does he step in them in the dark

why do litter boxes suck?

I had amazing health insurance with my step-dad so this sudden lack of it is very disturbing
not worth it
keep a literbox and just kick it outside when you need/want
literally not being able to sleep in your own bed because of a cat is the pits

That's from Germany I think, and I know I said we named ONE of them Oyen, but like I said my memory is shit :P

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oh? do tell

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am I the only guy who scratches his balls and then smells my hand immediately afterwards?

Why would it make one unable to sleep in their bed?
We keep a litter box outside and bring it in for sleeps or if we're going to lock her in for longer than an hour or so.
My health insurance is through my mom, I will be on meds for the rest of my life so it is paramount to my being functional.
The dog eats out of it, the litter gets all over, it has that litter smell that I dislike.

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how is this shit still a meme?
you'd think they'd at least improve their artstyles a bit

Sidenote, I honestly think the krampus thing is fucking insane :( That's stuff for Halloween, kids shouldn't have to be scared of stuff like that on christmas of all times of the year

It's the same artist.

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of course not lots of us are into mansmells
catpiss is the worst smelling piss ever
I've been around chickens horses cows dogs sheep pigs
catpiss is just awful and it never goes away
>memoryfoam

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that's even more pathetic

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been around a while. but yeah, I guess that's me.

Mmm. That tasty perspective on the mouth.

Oh, yes we have not had problems with her peeing on things thankfully.
Cats used to pee on the flowers like right outside my window, it smelt awful, so now I just hiss at them when they go near our yard until they go away.

said the man posting the man-tiger-bear thing he wants to fuck.

you're confusing me now.
There are gnomes and oyen, they are the same?
>thinks you are unique with ball sniffing
Yeah it's very mean thing to beat on kids with a stick :)
This is a nice one. got artist?
:) level 50 lurker here

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what you described is magic as explained by science. a balance of internal forces to defeat a negative effect. im not one to subscribe to such magical thinking, but damn if it isn't effective in doing for me what science can't.

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>sorry stick legs

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Yep, everytime we see a gnome, santa or anything resembling it we yell "Öyen!"
You forgot the part where they get eaten and dragged to Hell :P At least I think it went something along the lines of that

I giggled a little
I rarely keep up with the artists if they aren't on my FA page

lurk moar

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it is decidedly out of my jurisdiction.

and other untold plagues of god's indignation

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