So, apparently my 102 lb, 19 yo GF can fist herself. Like for real fist, not that fake four finger shit you see in some of the pornos. The whole hand.
I just walked in on her, wrist deep. She didn't see me at first, cause she was concentrating really hard on pumping her arm really fucking fast. She had obviously had already several orgasms cause our light blue sheets had a dark blue wet spot under her and her vibrator was still on even though it was on the hardwood floor making a shitload of noise. She had dropped it and not bothered to get out of bed to pick it up. It was the noise that thing was making that prompted my investigation into what was going on in the bedroom.
When she saw me she screamed "OMG!", panicked and simultaneously tried to pull her hand out of her pussy while trying to stand up, but she failed to pull her hand out quickly enough and ended up falling face first, out of the bed and right onto the floor. I think she broke her nose cause there was a lot of blood.
So there I was, looking down at her on the floor, half unconscious, bleeding, with her hand still inside of her pussy while she was trying to stand up and I began to realized the real reason her pussy was so loose wasn't because her ex boyfriend "had a 10 inch horse cock", but because she has destroyed her pussy by fisting herself whenever she rubs one out. I've been feeling really self conscious about my average-sized penis not being able to satisfy her after having a boyfriend with such a big dick, but realizing that it wasn't me who was, in fact, inadequate, but her, I've lost a lot of respect for her for trying to passive-aggressively make me feel bad about my dick not being big enough for her. She eventually pulled her hand out and ran to the bathroom crying.
She's in the bathroom now and the doors locked. I knocked a little while ago and she told me to go away. She said that she was really fucking embarrassed right now and to leave her alone. What do? >pic semi-related
You have a kinky girlfriend and all you're worried about is 'muh penis'
Jayden Turner
kill yourself, no really, don't look at this and think this isn't serious, genuinely go in a closet get a belt and choke yourself until you stop breathing.
Ayden Reyes
Leave her, she has a boyfriend and is fisting herself alone on the bed
Camden Bennett
Tell her to fist her ass while you fuck her so she can grab your dick and give you a handjob through her ass with her pussy.
I can't believe that this wasn't your first thought.
Landon Gomez
>Like for real fist, not that fake four finger shit you see in some of the pornos. The whole hand.
you can't put your whole hand in self-fisting
Bentley Bailey
She's a slut for even talking about past relationships tbh. this options sounds like the best dont forget to make her feel like shit when you do leave her
Cooper Kelly
this
Zachary Brooks
>you can't put your whole hand in self-fisting *ahem*
Alexander Ross
>wrist deep
Owen Green
looks like a stump
Julian Foster
Dafuq has her weight and age got to do with being able to fist herself?
Jason Lewis
Shhh it adds to OP's fantasy
Brandon Allen
Don't be a tard, plenty of chicks can self fist comfortably.
Joshua Young
Just put on some sexy music and tell her that you fist too, and then show her.
Gavin Scott
if she's passive aggressively making you feel bad for having a small dick instead of saying it's not your fault, she sounds like a cunt. you should dump her and find a chick with a tighter pussy
Jonathan Nguyen
I don't beliieve you
Joseph Howard
Or just fist her until she passes out, then fuck her ass and leave her leaking.
Austin Roberts
you guys haven't watched enough porn
Adrian Myers
that's an amputee, dumbass. God I can't believe you virgins actually believe fisting is real.
Andrew Lewis
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Michael Jenkins
women dont even have big hands, im sure fisting for them isnt that difficult
Caleb Mitchell
one of my ex tried to fist fuck me. i wasn't able to take it. And i'm usually good at taking big dicks
Lincoln Wood
Hence user talking about womens hands
Matthew Flores
it was a woman.
Hudson Williams
Ahh my bad.
Isaac Martin
>fist her, daddy
Caleb Hernandez
Its not serious. Your just an idiot. With a tiny penis
breakdown door and shove a mannequin had up her asshole
Ryder Watson
as you can see it's never wrist deep. Because of the angle
Jaxson Murphy
Yeesh talk about used meat.
Robert Martin
...
Evan Adams
Say you want to fist her. And punch her in the face
Angel Parker
>Your just an idiot
You're
Logan Miller
Why is she putting that vibrator in her ass when she doesn't even have a prostate?
Jackson Mitchell
Because the clit has wings which wrap around the vagina.
Jacob Reed
Damn you must have a tiny dick
Charles Diaz
It's 5.5 inches. Average.
Camden Brooks
because ass has same nerve-endings as the vagina, you dont need a prostate in your ass for it to feel good for fucks sake, you guys keep getting more retarded every day
You do realize that isn't actually woman in your pic and that it is nothing more that a mock up of a hypothesis, right?
Henry Scott
:^)
Jace Lee
7.3 inches here... i'm sorry for you and your gf.
Landon Collins
kek
Noah Lee
Time to find a tighter one.
Nicholas Rodriguez
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large. There is nothing wrong with your penis user.
Benjamin Cruz
>You do realize that isn't actually woman in your pic What would I do without you user? I mean it's almost like the clitoral bulb and crus are imaginary and don't share origins with the same structures in the penis.
Ryder Price
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. That can't be right.
Ryder Perez
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length, user.
Ryder Morris
That's how it works user.
Sebastian Garcia
Prove it, faggot
Jayden Stewart
>posting a wikipedia article relating to something completely irrelevant just to seem smarter
do you suggest that should kidnap a woman and disect her private area in order to provide credible proof?
I seriously dont know why I keep coming back to this shithole
Jordan Fisher
not watching porn is equally as harmful, nice argument you have there biocunt
Isaiah Hernandez
I wouldn't need to, the work has already been done by people who study genitalia for a living.
Brayden Gonzalez
I;ll take things that never happened for $400, Alex
Isaac Campbell
Give me her number. I'll take care of her.
Aiden Mitchell
Fuckin this
Matthew Mitchell
Daily reminder that as a female you don't know shit about the length of your partner's cock.
People in porn for most of them are between 6 and 7 inches.
pornmeasurements tumblr.com
Owen Long
and thus we have pictures like the one posted in wich refused to take as a credible evidence that the clitoris is of a certain shape
oh god I can't believe I've stooped so low that Im actually arguing over the internet
William Flores
You seem upset. Relax user, I'm sure you'll win the next argument. Unless you want to continue to assert that a woman can have a clitoral orgasm via anal stimulation?
Lucas Ross
Aye but why care if he doesn't want to learn?
Carter Cruz
>Unless you want to continue to assert that a woman can have a clitoral orgasm via anal stimulation? So far you're the only one that's mentioned it, the fact you even thought of it is pretty funny. Do you think men also orgasm from having the root of their penis stimulated without any attention to the glans?
Lincoln Cruz
I did know that. My fwb finds it interesting and loves to play near the base. Flicking the tongue on the head every now and then.
Shes a slut and it's fucking great.
Levi Barnes
its basic human instinct to want to win an argument
but to actually win an argument you need an opponent with the mental capacity to grasp the concept of argument, and the mental capacity to know what is real and not
thus trying to argue in Sup Forums is like going to kindergarten to play chess, its futile if the opponent doesn't know the rules and doesnt care about the rules
Dominic Baker
Just let it go user. Try to calm down. You're only embarrassing yourself at this point.
Jaxon Sanders
Yeah sounds good, it's gone. Tis pretty embarrassing trying to teach something new to a tater.
Adam White
That ad hominem at the end isn't exactly in the spirit of letting it go, user. You're still trying to insult him, which is an emotional reaction and an indication of his victory.
Parker Perez
lol
Kevin Powell
Um, leaving her alone right now sounds like a pretty good idea, actually. I'm the grand scheme of shit you could possibly catch her doing, it's probably worse for her than you're perceiving it is for you only because instead of having the least amount of empathy for the fact that not only did you interrupt what I'm sure was an imminent orgasm for the umpth time, but also in her startled state she fell and busted her nose, your immediate reaction is to identify what you interrupted as the source of your own sexual inadequacy. This must be bait. Because you can't be this stupid. Or maybe you are, but at the very least also an asshole. She ought to be the one breaking up with your limp dick ass. Fucking youngsters...
Matthew Evans
If all that is true, why the fuck was that user's gf fisting herself?
Dylan King
>as the source of your own sexual inadequacy.
What sexual inadequacy are you referring to, user? A normal sized penis?
Cooper Adams
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Isaiah Sanders
>you don't need a prostate in your ass >prostate in your ass
Juan Hernandez
Your perception of sexual inadequacy. It's most likely in your head. What people do/think about when they masturbate while in a relationship has nothing to do with their partner.
Cooper Cook
Maybe she fists herself because she misses her old bf's massive cock...ever think about that?
Carson Roberts
user here is correct >kinky gf >worry about Uranas
Tell her you want to be open about sex. Don't act embarrassed. Tell her she's beautiful- offer to help.
Assuming truth on the internet; you caught her playing and you didn't immediately offer to go down on her,
how long are pornstars dicks? I watch porn since 14 and never had the feeling my penis was too short or theirs so big (on the other hand I cared more about if the woman was hot). I have 17 cm and never was insecure
Carson Morales
Are you fucking underage for not knowing that every woman of every size can do that if they are really turned on?
Dylan Rogers
Tell her its okay, and that you too are into fisting and proceed to punch your colon as hard as you can.
But for real - I've dated girls who are into fisting and stuffing, Remember that thing was designed to push out a goddamn baby.
Assuming your sex life with her is good, you should assume she's been at this for a while. Tell her you're sorry for walking in on her, that it's kinda hot that she's into it, and say you're willing to give her a hand next time.
Aiden Martinez
>102 lb >19 yo >can fist herself
Bullshit. My wife can fist herself, but it took nearly a full year of training (stretching with coco butter) and this was after she already had 2 kids. There is no way in hell your gf can fist herself at 19 years old.
She would have had to have started fisting herself like when she was 15 or 16 years old in order to be able to do it now. And I don't believe teenage girls are that hardcore about masturbation.
>pic related. its what a 19 year old vag is supposed to look like.
Joseph Hughes
if thats what they are supposed to look like then god dam i have seen some ugly fucking vaginas compared to that
Isaiah Rogers
>it can't happen unless they can do it wat
Sebastian White
good lord that pussy is perfect.
Alexander Green
Then OP woke up with his fist up his ass.
Gabriel Turner
wow.
Justin Garcia
Dude this is a issue? How hot is it that she can fist? Just fuck her in the ass and learn to play with her clit while you fucker her in the ass. She cum no complaints.
