Guys i need your help. The bathroom door broke and i can't get out. Im alone in the house for the next 5 hours, what do...

Guys i need your help. The bathroom door broke and i can't get out. Im alone in the house for the next 5 hours, what do?
>pic related is the door handle

Have you tried turning it?

Contrast and consider the cost of a door jamb vs losing 5 hours of your life.

Then make a decision.

Set something on fire

Wait for the fire department

Koolaid Man yourself and OH YEAH the fuck out of there

If you are on the first floor just climb out the window.

>If you are on the fiftieth floor just climb out the window.

Looks like it's already open. Try pulling.

Post a bigger image of the whole door so we can figure out how to get it open

Stop up the drains and turn on the water.
The pressure will break the door down and you can float out

op please update

Call someone to help you get out.

Pee in the keyhole.

It won't do anything, but it's something to do

Take the screws out and fuck with the latch from inside

OP is kill already. RIP faggot.

Grab your pee pee and call mom

The door's not fucking closed

Turn 180° open door turn 360° walk outside

Have you tried slapping it fiercely with your dick?

Do you have your wallet? If you do, you could slide a card to push in the latch.

Otherwise, you might be able to get that door handle off entirely by undoing those screws if you used two cards, or a knife, or even a screw-driver if you have a multi-tool.

Third time saying this: the door isn't closed
There's a shadow of the door on the frame of the door

OP here. The door is definitely closed. I'm still trapped here, considering kicking the door down.

Pee on the hinges and wait for them to weaken from rust

Just repeating yourself doesn't mean shit. Post a webm of you pulling by leaning your whole body weight back

If you're small enough, you can crawl out through the toilet drain.

Rats do it all the time.

This is bait and stale pasta

This, post it OP

Im OP, a friend came and helped me open the door, im ok now, thank you all for ur help

Just kick the fucking door open, and stop being a faggot OP

OP here. Could this help me escape?

You should know bathroom doors can be lifted off their hinges for this very purpose.