So apparently my laptop has a "red flag" and needs to be sent into the place where I bought it at so they can fix it or...

so apparently my laptop has a "red flag" and needs to be sent into the place where I bought it at so they can fix it or whatever thing is I have a shit ton of Hitler pics tit pics just a bunch of fucking porn on this computer and I dont want to lose it so how can I save it somewhere where these fucks wont find it?

just break it before you send it and say theyre framing you for the faggotry

Who is she?

don't know randomly found it on Sup Forums a while ago

Can I get some sauce on this bitch or more?

I posted that for 2 years straight

It's a shop. The original is Lana Kendrick.

Make bootable USB Linux.

Remove your hard drive

That way they won't find your child porn

Put it on a fucking external hard drive and delete it from your computer? How can you not know to do that? Or who gives a shit if they see it as long as it's not illegal?

Underage fag detected.

Honestly, anything is recoverable if these guys want to find out what you had.

Your best bet is to backup your shit on a external hard drive ( not one of those shitty WD Boxed up ones, an actual docking station with a real hard drive ). Get a new shitty hard drive that doesn't cost much, put it in your laptop, either get rid of the old one or swap it back in once they are done with it.

Yer dumb

Definitely my first though. How is a person unaware of external storage????

Thanks, b/ro

Wait why do you need to send it back?

You can use a program call d ban and they can't recover anything as you write over all the space 8 times. They can't recover after this

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Put all your "stuff" under a folder in c:\windows\system32\jimmycrackcorn\idontcare\imjustanigger\whoisfuckingretarded\nocphere\thisfolderhasviruses\whatisausbdrive\hurrdeedurr\

>pic related
>dumb nigger

I wish you goddamned milenials would learn how to use punctuation.

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I'm fucking retarded going to kill myself now

Bullshit, there are special programs which write 10 times random numbers on HD so nobody can recovery anymore

CCleaner will do it, but it's eighteen or more passes for real unrecoverability.

Sauce please who is she

lel, I remember when it used to be only 5 passes. And that was military.

Now gov't can recover up to 20 passes.

Dafuq does this shit stay on like that?

Military can also recover 4 passes on SSD and flash.

Is this the same girl?

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>don't know randomly found it on Sup Forums a while ago
I know who it is and have more if you think it the same girl.

Put it on USB sticks and delete it

Veracrypt!

I'm confused as hell. What do you mean "red flag" and why would you ever hand your fucking computer over to strangers? If your computer breaks, you fix it with or without help of trusted friends, or you buy a new HD. If it's working, tell the store to fuck off. You paid for it. Jesus, kids these days. "I have to send my computer back because I'd rather risk serious trouble with the law than lose a few bucks!"

Put it all in one folder, compress with a password, delete folder, put zip in some random ass folder. I'm guessing you don't have a USB stick so this is the easiest option

Not what he asked

>Sup Forumstard scared and dumb as shit that can't fix his own computer
fuck off nigger

I answered his question with the best answer: don't fucking give people your computer unless they have a warrant. Can he prep his HD so they can't find or recover anything? I doubt it, given OPs questions. But he sure as hell can keep everything safe and private by not taking his computer in to the shop.

why the fuck is this thread still alive

Lana Kendrick