You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag

You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>We will know if you're lying.

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Shione Cooper

Does anyone know who this is or where I can get more?

I've been here since "your mother will die..." posts

desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu

candyass.

PUDDI PUDDI

Gaia online

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i saw : boxxy discussions about if shw was or was not our queen.
i helped anonymous on the DDOS against credit card companies sites in defense of wikileaks.
i think im here for a while, but as any old fag, i migrated to Sup Forums in the end. things used to be more fun around here.

Also, DSFARGEG

you done goofed

Fuck you dipshit, eat a dick

how does polarbear know what apples is

Habbo raids

fridgebro

dont worry, you can say CANDLEJA-

newfag detected

Yahoo Live raids. Specifically Neebus.

You didn't even SAY ALL OF CANDLEJACK LMAO NEWFAG DETEC-

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hi im new xd

Nobody gives a shit about any oldfags. Oldfags can go suck a dick. This is a traps / brony board now and if you got probs with it, leave or kys faggots

Ack ack ack ack ack!

>newfag detected

Newfag detected

DENTAL PLAN!

Been here around 10 years, since before the last domain move. I lost my will to live years ago. I remember moot's Bob Ross sticky rant if that helps.

Lisa needs braces

The oldest of all

LISA NEEDS BRACES

Check em fgt

old fags will remember this

I'm chargin mAh Lazer shoop da Woop duck roll I've been here all summer. Lol newfags can't triforce but neither can people on phones. W.t. snacks and all that can I be a meme now?

I liked Boku No Pico before it was a meme

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Lucky quads fucking checked

Oldfag here, that's not Crescent Fresh

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower, they have the plant but we have the power

roody poo

I was here when the banana used to be funny

only normies surf Sup Forums on their phones newfag.

I was here the day that moot got fired as the CEO of Reddit.

never

dsfargeg

The banana was never funny

Magnets how do they work also afroduck

Only faggot surf /b on their phone. Ever.

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nobody gives a fuck you piece of shit. find something important to brag about.

Newfag has more to do with Newgrounds than it does just being new to the website.

boxxy babee with 2 e's

Sup Forumsoxxy is our queen
I'm crescent fresh
PUDDI PUDDI
Consequences will never be the same
We made Oprah make a show with Zach Annex
Gushin' Granny.

Haha it's just a game to you kids isn't it. You merely adopted the Sup Forums. I was born in it. Lurk moar fag. You forgot da rules desu

Fuck you! I'm surfing Sup Forums on my phone right now and I've only sucked one cock today.

remember when oldfags were newfags?

roody-poo
Snacks

Only faggots faggot fag on their fag, faggot

"Still not gay"

Pool's closed due to AIDS.

do you liek mudkipz

do i win the internet?

Yeah sure or people at work and honestly phone browse makes it way easier to absorb threads. Just because your an old fag doesn't mean you have to be a purest ya shit skin

She fought so damned hard

It still hurts guys

queen moxxie :3

Might as well be

Also, haikus about cannibalism in yearbooks

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this was pretty recent, 2014-2015 if i remember.

I've been coming here since 2004 and it's the same shithole it's always been it just now has more boards full of the same shit just with alot more dudes with tits
Not really bothered if you believe me or not

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>shit skin
Found the storm fag, which is one of the most cancerous newfags out there

Also op
>we will know you are lying
Who the hell cares, you are so embarrassing go to hell

I''ve been here since the nuking of Hiroshima... i am rly old

desu desu

My waifu is buffy.

a lot less CP now

Sup Forums was never good

This has been on since i was posting back in 2005. Haven't seen it in a couple years tho...

Yo same year!

been here since 2008 and I still feel like a newfag

Don't you guys hate it when you're taking a shit and it lands in the water and splashes on your ass???
Someone should make a comic about this

Blurry dog

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I remember discovering Sup Forums because of Habbo, man.

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These threads are made by newfags so they could copy what you guys respond in case they come across another "oldfag thread" so they could prove that they "are" oldfags

PUDDI PUDDI? its not super old, but its old

roodypoo

hi, grandpa

Zach Anner's fame is still my favorite thing Sup Forums has done.
Guys still legitimately funny and kind too

Checkt

(This is not meant to prove I'm an oldfag. It's just fucking hot)

>oldfag
>roodypoo

nope.

Longcat vs Tacgnol

Out my way

I wish a mod would ban this poster for old times sake

Haha not even close. I'd like to think I'm that cancerous but I'm too busy promoting social justice and all that. I just wanted to get you talking. What do you consider cancer?

I was one of the few who moot invited from ADTRW. you've never heard of it.

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no i dont have to

there are no oldfags. we all migrated to Sup Forums and /x/ or reddit