Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Sleepy af

So glad these threads are starting to die out kek

These r such garbage, that one time we got fucked up by the drawthreads really opened my eyes

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if this threads moved to /trash/ you'd get a lot more people

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No, just more furries and ponies.

カラミチーマス

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Claim

Exactly, your types

Nina did nothing wrong.

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That was my plan when I get home.

Same

You are so wrong it is embarrassing.

Most of us detest furries and pony fuckers.

Sometimes I dream of the drawthreads. I wish these were more like them

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She raped a table.

I'm not though

would fugg

quality lewd
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>I'm a weak human on the Internet
>I frequent a thread for pussies all day

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I want to fucking die

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No one cares stop posting

heer

Shiro claimed.

(You) (You)

>some text and a chibi that was never intended for this text
Good job.

what are you fucking gay?

>getting triggered with an image
did its job after all

Roll!

GIT FUCKT BOI!

Tables don't have feelings.

>posted an irrelevant .jpg to help someone feel better
Get called out

>U-Ur triggered hur it worked according to plan
Good job.

still triggered

>checked
jo ist notiert

>Get called out

Delusion at its finest

I've told you, that I don't really. He was leading you on.

ich hätte es fast wieder vergessen aber jetzt kann ich ja mal gegenrollen
>roll

But I'm not really, have another you.
>delusion at its finest
Around here, they call that being triggered.
Good job.

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>shro.txt
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Und wie geht's sonst so?
>roll

>du zielst ja ausnahmsweise
>roll auf gut glück

>Und wie geht's sonst so?
Wie immer nur ein bisschen anders...

I think are this point I'll just have to trust you on that
You've be so helpful through all this

Just do it. You saved that useless image, obviously it's your next decision.

are you that konata faggot ?

Why is this person so upset about a nice poster

Can't read or too stupid?

Why are you being mean to the Alice poster now?

Type like, a 3 Yr old.

Her whole character is intentionally designed to be disliked.

I don't really see why you would react this way to someone being nice. I can read, but I am stupid so take from it what you will

Ist gar nicht so einfach, ich glaub ich versuch es wieder mit gut glück. Es nervt brutal, wenn man den richtigen Zeitpunkt abwartet und plötzlich Captcha nicht mehr will.
>glücksrolle

NIce.

>I'm a pussy
Good job!

Du kannst mehrere Captchas "laden", dann werden die auch nach eigenen Zeitintervallen deaktiviert, glaube ich.
>roll

Because
Can't use memes right, and you ask stupid questions.

How did you even draw that conclusion? I'm clearly not the only idiot here

I want to bully this user

What does that even mean? You didn't actually say anything.

Thanks. Which of them Homu's are you?

>7773
Da wills einer wissen!
Nimmt dies: Roll.

>I can read,
>but I am stupid
Apparently you're stupid. Just admit to being a weak pussy summore

>roll

und wie verbringst du so deine abende?

Like you're being bullied now?

Nicely done

who are you?

fuck off man fucking meanie piece of shit

The one who isn't Homu. This is only for the roll.

Your liberator

>pantsu

Ich schau mir 42"TVs an und frage mich was in meinem Leben falsch gelaufen ist.
>roll

Thanks, mate. I'm getting really close to... erm... wait, I can't win anything here!
Best case scenario I lose nothing. This game is rigged!

It's pantsuhomu! Post more!

So you super macho guys just sit around and repost the same anime pictures you've seen a million times?
Like until this is the only genuine human interaction you get?

what did he mean by this??

Helloo

must be the only one you get
and the only place where you can shit on others because irl life you'd get your shit handed to you
pussy

ohh forgot my pic

Why am I so tired, I slept for 10 hours last night

Hello

No, no not really. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do anything just like now.
You'd finally have sometime to post and bitch about next to these anime pictures you have no real connection with
Good job

I swear you are my heart's desire.

Shup up pussy

What do you mean

Too little or too much sleep does that.

10 hours isn't too much though
It's a lot but not too much

Everyone knows you're a bunch of guys posting anime pictures trying to have an anime girl adittude at each other, day after day.
Fucking amazing

You only need 8 hours of sleep

Instead of shooting where I was, you should have been shooting where I was going to be!
I mix it up with fucking with coworkers and weekly / fortnightly gatherings.

nigger how fucking pathetic do you have to be to come over every day and try to talk shit to the shitties thread you dislike? and on top of that try so hard to get their attention
fucking sad I pity you cocksucker

Roll more.

pew pew boom boom
>stellar claim

I was kidding about the bullying stuff

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>was in meinem Leben falsch gelaufen ist.
Deine Eltern sind unnormal.
Deine Erziehung war inkonsistent und von den Problemen deiner Eltern geprägt.
Du bist jetzt selbst zu kaputt um auf normalem Wege Glück zu finden.
Du flüchtest dich in verschiedenem Maße in Umgebungen die überraschende Ähnlichkeiten aufweisen und gehst so allen Problemen effektiv aus dem Weg, wirst diese also nie lösen.
Du hast einen Ansatz von Ruhe in dieser Stagnation entdeckt, die zwar nicht "gut" ist, aber wenigstens weit genug vom vergangenen "Schlecht" entfernt ist.

Und am aller schlimmsten: Anime.

>roll

>Why am I so tired, I slept for 10 hours last night
A symptom (or was it just a side effect?) of depression.

Well yea, but 10 isn't way too much