ITT: Weird shit you think only you do

ITT: Weird shit you think only you do
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
>I remake threads I enjoyed in hopes of it continuing

Sometimes when I watch a show, I pretend I'm the hero....

I collect my belly button puff.

Been doing so for two years now. Not being consistent, tho.

I love getting (you) s. they feel so good.

Here I'll feed your addiction

I eat every part of my body, that dies.

i plunge my ass with toilet paper to get the rest of my shit out

Every time I save a picture for fapping purposes, I right-click the spot of greatest interest: tits, pussy, tongue, whatever.

I can't save it until I figure out where that spot is; sometimes I will stare at a picture for a long time just trying to identify it. If there's two girls or a girl with a nice pussy but also a nice smile, etc it gets difficult.

Longest you've ever done this for one image?

Does anyone else who is no longer in a long relationship know how to sleep without holding someone? I need some serious sleep here

Shit wrong thread

Literally days. I'll just leave the tab open and come back to it later.

same, i hug my second pillow

Tried that, didn't work for me. Being cold and lonely at 3am sucks

I can't stop biting my lips and eating the skin, i hate doing this but i can't stop

I do the same thing, i gets pretty bad in the winter, lips get chapped and I pick at them with my teeth and peel the skin off

I've found if you just cry uncontrollably for a long period of time, you'll just pass out eventually

I download hundreds of terabytes of movies and games and never play them. I have like a full 2TB of media I've never even touched. I'm more in love of the idea of just having things than doing anything with them sometimes. I'm just glad I don't hoard physical objects, though.

Another weird thing I think I only do. Not even sure if this is OCD, or something (never been diagnosed), but whenever I go to /s/ say a porn subreddit I like, I have to, look through EVERY page, and save the pics I like the most. It's harder to do with more used subreddits. I do it with /s/ though. I go through all 15 pages and find pics I like.

There are probably other compulsive things I do, but yeah.

hundreds of gigabytes I mean...

try not being a faggot

Whenever i get erect in a public place i do this thing with my muscles that makes me even harder, it hurts but feels so good at the same time.

As a result my penis is now visibly bent

I'm sorry for you user.

But I haven't even kissed a guy user

I rip skin off my fingers till they bleed and then I eat it

you have to be on the spectrum

20 minutes have passed and no1 gave a fuck about this?
wtf
this guy is a fucking legend

wash my table with semen

You don't know the half of it.

I have hard skin spots on my fingets from eating my skin
These are two of them

Drink a bottle or two of cough syrup every day.

D R U G S
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I sleep so incredebly well when i do this

Straight guys don't watch trannys. Just sexually confused worthless faggots watch it.

I work construction, pretty much my entire hands were like that. Then I started taking care of them, and shits back to good. Seriously, good hand hygiene is important B.

your finger looks like a banana

how did you spell all that with only five different letters ?

Wrong again faggot, this guy is a moron

(Op from the finger picture)
I also eat my finger nails and i find this gross so i wash my hands at least once an hour. But if i niw dont wash my hand every hour i get incredebly anoyed and my hands start sweating

I like to chew on my belly fur.
And lets see what i collected today

As tempting as that is, I'm not getting fucked up over a woman. Plus I'm easily addicted. Hell I can't go to work at 6a w/out a huge amount of caffeine

If serious, this is cute as fuck

bump

Don't die on me thread

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I spend 18 hours a day shitposting on Sup Forums.

Goddamn man get your life together

Do you also mumble rap?

Why

I love collecting things.

Lots of people enjoy DXM bro. Btw how much of a step up is it from the second to the third plateau in terms of cognition change? I've enjoyed my second plateau experiences so far (minus the nausea) and would like to try out the third

finger my ass in the shower, when i feel a turd i shit in my hand and throw it in the toilet