Help me/b/
I'm talking to a girl that actually want's sex with me but she started talking like: I don't want someone who's done within 2 minutes. Too bad for me I actually cum within seconds. this makes me afraid to even start seeing her, any tips becides killing myself? help me Sup Forumsrothers
fap right before you go, clean dick with water/soap
good to go
and when shits getting excited think about how its just fucking sex its normal for normal ppl u know
Oh for fuck sake. Talk shit through. How hard is it to come up with the solution of Cumming and then getting hard again. When me and my gf have sex and I cum too soon I start to finger her or use a dildo on her till I get hard again. And if she has fantasies, like dirty talk or bondage you can do that and enjoy it so you can harden up again.
It's not rocket science, idiot.
Yeah I know about the jerking off thing, but what if there's like a random moment where we start without foreplay or something, aren't there like pills or drugs that fucks it up so I can go longer?
Tell her if you come too quick you will try again in a few minutes.
Seriously though, there is more to sexing than penis goes in the vagina.
Cortisone anti-itch cream is a numbing agent. Put a little on the tip of your penis and you can go all night.
just fuck her then leave bruh
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This actually helps me bring up some confidence thanks bro :D
have a few beers nerd
bah, try bengay instead
Think of architecture
Trust me
Yea bruh, fuck her and leave bruh. Like who cares bruh, My life is shit because I'm an idiot but I can make it better for myself to be a dick to everyone else and only care about my own needs bruh. Yea bruh.
You want to see her tits bounce and watch the penetration at the same time. the best way to do this according to me is having her laying on the edge of the bed on her back and you stand on the ground and bang her. when you feel like you are cumming just hammer her hard and fast even when you cum just keep on !!!!!.
Plan B viagra
take some molly you can fuck all night
I had sex like20 times and all of them when I was absolut fking wasted and even then just lasts like a minute, my dick is way to sensitive. Either is a good or bad thing but it makes me an alcoholic
So what?
By the time she'll have complaints you are done anyway.
Congrats, at that point you arent a virgin anymore and all her complaints are irrelevant to you.
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jack off before you have sex
hard to keep hard after thou
>viagra
Was thinking about this earlier. Would it help from cumming too quick or is the point of Viagra to just keep fucking after you've came because you will stay hard after you cum?
Also how hard is it to get? Can I just go to doc and bullshit that I have ED?
Lidocaine creams should probably also work.
Put some time in between. Geez man
This
You don't need it. Don't take shit you don't need and fuck up brain connections by needing stimulus from medicine
Got a pic of her? Just fuck her till you cum, them eat her out. Then fuck her again when your hard
maybe you need to get circumcised then. the penis head will become less senestive because when the skin is cut off the protection is cut off and your penise head have to grow ekstra strong
Take half a xan, I go from lasting 2-5 minutes to pumping my fwb for 30
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Thanks for tips!!
it will just help you to keep on. but its unhealthy
OP never change man. Never change.
Experience helps.
So take this fuck, you'll fuck up in her eyes but whatever.
It'll go better the next time with the next chick and better after that.
Don't be so self depreciating and concious man.
Opiates will do this op - you can fuck for hours and not cum, you have to be in the right mindset to cum on opiates and you need to go hard in the paint, lol.
But don't take too many because then limpdick.
If you're new, I would take something like 10mg oxycodone, or like 7.
Dubs and quads god checked
thread should have ended here
Scared about her talking to friends and get a bad name though..
Checked
this is so easy to handle lol
"jokingly" tell her you'll cum in 10 seconds, then actually do so and you were honest all along, except now you're more experienced and hopefully won't look like a loser the next time you have sex
So. Fuck her friends. You might cum soon, but they then have a kid soon
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Tie a knot in it, and think about your ugly sister.
or disassociatives..which are more fun to have sex on imo
or just plain ole weeed
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get drunk, you'll last for an hour at least
Make her a drink and try again
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thanks mr skeltal
your missing the point Sup Forums , once your finnished who the fuck cares , she wont know b4.
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sauce on pic
Sup OP
Get circumcised. I'm cut and 10 minutes is the fastest I can ever cum.
Enjoy playing your instrument goy.
First time seeing quads this year
Really? I've seen quite a few the past week or so.
Thanks Mrs Skeltal
Well I was just in time to ram it down your throat then, wasn't I
fuck her and do awful
Then run away
Listen to the master(bater)
keep moving when you're coming and it wont go down.
>Cialis
>Cum over and over
>girl thinks you're amazing
>qtπgff
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You have to be really bad to become the man they all talk about. And there's no such thing as bad publicity.
No really, even if you're really really bad, with a planet with 6 billion people chances of you being lowest tier are pretty slim.
Lack of confidence is what will turn them off though.
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kek'ed way too hard at that image
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Thanks
MODS MODS MODS
Think about your life being an unyielding miasma of hopelessness and agony... allso i can go on for hours when drunk/high
Normaly for 10-30mins
yeah I dont think that girl is 18
Dude, do you even chemistry?
Absofuckinglutely get Viagra...go to kwikmed online, fill out the form and get a prescription from an indian doctor...no problem
even if you cum quick the first time, you'll recover quick and fuck again
also, try to score some Tramadol pain killers - take 50 to 100mg a couple hours before - makes it harder to nut I found this trick by accident
and don't listen to the 'tards saying Viagra is bad for you...i's actually good - opens up blood vessels all over and lowers blood pressure
>soap on dick
All this advice is good except that shit just wear a condom just in case
B..Bill?