Dubs decides what i get on my pizza and the special request note

dubs decides what i get on my pizza and the special request note

i heard the hot sauce is just mexican immigrants sperm that work there, can anyone confirm?

A signed copy of Mein Kampf

does california have the new marijuana sauce?

Hot sauce and jalapeño peppers.

...cheese

for the quote, tell them to make it with cheese and only cheese, if it's anything other then cheese you tell them to drive their rusty 1980s syrian toyota back to their mudfuck country and that you'll be taking blowjobs from their mothers/wives/girlfriends/sisters while they are working a shitty delivery job.

get smothered in pepperoni with a single olive and the note asking for pepperoni on the side

Toasted pubic hairs

hot sauce roll

winrar

>no sauce
>no cheese
>double order of anchovies
>please fold in two

Win

Fucking kekd OP

reroll

if trips or higher you will add the same amount of onions but keep the cheese

will op deliver?

would be funny if op recorded the pizza guy actually giving him the pizza and seeing his reaction to the note

Double pineapple topping and ask that the delivery driver looks very boy-ish and is wearing tight trousers/shorts

i actually want something on the pizza or something

Thread is kill

Ask for every kind of meats on the top left and bottom right, all the non meats on the bottom left and top right, tell them to put the sauce on after the toppings

None pizza with left beef

anchovies, garlic, pineapple and feta

cant do it

hot sauce and spinagech

EVERYTHING TO THE LEFT
the right doesn't get shit

cant put that many toppings, look at the top right

JUST SHIFT WHAT YOU GOT TO THE LEFT

if i put every meat i cant put any vegetables, roll a new idea

roll

Absolutely nothing on the right. Not sauce, not cheese, just the dough. Put as many anchovies on the right as you can, and fill up the remaining toppings with hot sauce, garlic, and onions

cant do half no pizza sauce, only cheese

I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT

TAKE ALL THE MEAT, SAUCE AND CHEESE YOU HAVE

SHOVE IT TO THE LEFT

IT IS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE

Then just no cheese on that side, but instead of cheese, do pineapple and Jalapeno peppers, and special request them to shove each piece of pineapple into the cunt of the pepper

this
use the word 'cunt'

>offbyonekenobi.avi

Just cheese

"I once had a nigger tongue punch my fart box"

rerolling

Everything

olives

no mexicans, blacks or jews allowed on my property, you WILL be shot

Rerolling

topping limit maxed

last time and no more from me

Cheese
Note:extra cheese nudge nudge wink wink

I podesta special
No black kids pls

I said everthing

no topping no sauce no cheese

jose i need a half oz of kush, thanks man

Spinach on one side sausage on the other
>anchovies dividing the two sides like the Great Wall of China

it wont let you

Ask for a small hole cut in the middle in the pizza and the box

Pineapple, Hot Sauce, Garlic and Onions.

Special Request: Please don't run away

and ask for the pizza guy to put his cock in it and let you suck it thru the box while you and him enjoy the pizza

i wish they would do that :(

1 of every meat, ( you can remove 1 you dislike)

note = niggerballs

if dubs
>no cheese
>no sauce
>just pizza bread and crust
>in the extra options write : please kindly cum onto my pizza for your semen will suffice as a nice sauce.

reroll

Raw onions covered in mustard

faggots

I comet pizza special

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reroll

any toppings you like

request they dont cook it

have fun with that

One shameless reroll

Thin crust
Pepperoni
Anchovies

Enjoy OP

op my dubs have spoken you must delivar with screen cap

Fuck you op mutipul dubbs but no dice hope you die

I feel this thread is going nowhere
Tombstone while we wait for a good roll

Shit on your pizza then smash it into your face then eat it

just sauce
no cheese
no bread
just sauce

Reroll doing a good deed for OP

Standard BBQ chicken pizza, add hot sauce
Special request: "Add hot sauce only on the chicken. Do NOT let it touch the BBQ. Cook the hot sauce with the pizza."

you rolled "!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

you need to pick a topping too in the roll

Anchovies and hot sauce

So many wastes of dubs.
OP has abandoned thread. He's a faggot forever and eternal.

reroll

Oh, the irony.

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I totally should have added my post to that.
Rerolling

I linked under my roll can no one read

arent they all?

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op here nvm im going to taco bell