Hi there, we have notice an increase on illegal dubs... Got any on you today sir?

Hi there, we have notice an increase on illegal dubs... Got any on you today sir?

No

No dubs here occifer.

ON THE GROUND NOW!

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Son, step out of the vehicle

HANDS UP

how do i talk to cops. i feel like i always get nervous and end up fucking myself over.

you dont

DINDU NUFFIN

*Hands up* Don't shoot!

just say you don't wanna talk and that's it? i feel like it's impossible

no sir

nope

yes

"I'd like my lawyer please"

nigger

Yo fuck you pig, i dont need to do shit. I dindu nuffin. I'm about to knock your shit out.

You mean these dubs?

Only singles here sir

ON THE GROUND!

lmao

I don't have time for this, do you? (Persuade)

Hold on, I forget which room I build the bombs in, can you wait until the meth wears off officer?

No sir, no dubs here

I KNOW MY RIGHTS, YOU FASCIST. I AIN'T GOT SHIT, BUT YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKIN WARRANT IF YOU WANNA CHECK MY TRUNK FOR DUBS ASSHOLE.

I'm clean officer

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I only work with trips

No dubs

POLACE BROTALITY HE DINDU NOTHIN HE BEEN GUD BOY

I have a permit for these you fucking fascist.

n-n-no dubs here officer...

sorry sir, its not my fault your wife won't let you have cool dubs like me

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Why don't you look for yourself faggot?

how can user tell if an officer is gay or not?

I may need to get out of tickets in the future and I never run into lady cops

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You won't catch me nigger

close

Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah nah. I'm fucking clean.

Be polite and cooperative.

Retarded people "i know my rights and i can spit in this pigs face" without taking consideration that the cop might be looking for a stolen vehicle that looks the similar to yours or someone in a similar vehicle committed a crime. I have been pulled over for gunning yellows and not making it and speeding a ton. Never gotten a ticket.

When you get pulled over, put your keys on the Dash, turn off all music or w/e, have your license, registration, and insurance ready.

When the cop comes up say
>Good Morning Officer
They are trained to greet you too, it makes things personable and friendly. Hand them your shit and keep your hands on the wheel or in front of it.

If you act respectful, and don't lie to he officer they usually wont even give you a ticket. If you run a red light, you know you did. Say "I thought i was going to make it." If you where speeding, say "Yes i was speeding.". You can fight it in court even if you admit to it to him. Simply showing him respect and honesty greatly reduces your chance of getting a ticket.

All these retarded Dindus, and white trash that get in bad situations with cops every time they meet, its there own fault. They have some "superiority factor" and want to "control the situation" instead of just being pleasant and respectful and driving away peacefully.

POLICE BRUTALITY! HALP!!!

Don't mind me officer i'm just her to give your wife some sweat black lovin'

HES GOT A GUN

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WAZ DAT? NON DUBZ HERE OFFICER. FACK YOI!

Fag

Not that i am aware of sir

No

No Ociffer Bacon Bits, the only thing we do in these parts is Krystal Fukin Singles
>Czech 'm

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>not buying a dubbs license

Dubs are illegal and I don't like breaking the law

Faggot. We don't like the non-dubs type around here.

Nothing here officer....

only trips m8

sincere thanks user

I was just saving my dubs for when they are needed.

Irresponsible dubbing is bad for everyone

I sed trips

I got these quads though.

However according to the user above you, you never get dubs. It must be true because a random someone on the internet I've never met said so.

Nuh uh

I'm clean

I got trips in this other thread you silly willy

Also, if it's dark I always turn l my dome lights.

You're obviously not the same person, because if you were, you wouldn't have gotten those dubs.

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HE'S GOT DUBS! TAKE HIM DOWN!

fuck off

!!!

We wuz kangs

I ain't do nothing wrong,see. Leave me be copper.

Oh shit!
He's got a dubs!!

Does it look like I do?

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So what if I do?!

I be that random someone and i can say I was correct

Yea I got them bitch fuck you.

Fuck da police i dindu nuffin

None here pig.

No dubs here either.

no because i'm white

All good here officer, just a friendly white person passing by.

Nope

Nigga fuck yo dubs I got the whole shit

cuff him boys

Am I being detained?

cuff him boys

It's OK guys, two dubbs make a single!

N-nothing here sir

I saw a mexican with illegal dubs. Maybe he was black. But the dubs were definitly illegals.

PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM

why youre still trying to get dubs? stop!

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.

I dont got dubs but im a nigger.

No siree

Officer I would r-really just appreciate if you could l-let this slide...

No dubs here, sir.

If I'm a nigger and I get singles am I still free to go?

I have a licence, I can get as many dubbs as I like