Waifu claiming thread - Guess who's baking again edition

Waifu claiming thread - Guess who's baking again edition

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Another optional rule that no one will notice

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カラミチーマス

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-yeah you're right-
-takes off pants-
-by the way, are you going to eat the last of your chips?-

SLOW

Claim

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youtu.be/lEsQqUw6Qdk

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*No*

You're slow

welcome back everyone!

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Singer reminds me of youtu.be/hDyZbRnJ1u8

Nina was right.

-more for me, then-
-cleans up plates, siting down on the couch afterwards-
hmm..

Thanks You-san.

Cirno claimu!

welcome back to you too

You're welcome

About what?!

My pleasure

welcome back too stronghest

Trips 4 lewds get

Thanks

*Goes and sits next to you*

Is this Chen?
I can't tell without the tails.

Hmmm.
How are you doing, Rory?

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still here

-turns on the tv-
-I wonder what's on for today-
-hoverhands above your shoulder-

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Claim

Hey Chen, you want in the Discord?
Add me and send a message:
@gsfordham#8222

Bored. My coworker in the kitchen is coming in when I leave because its been 6 hours and we havent made $500 in the shop yet.

You're welcome

welcome back too Mokou

welcome back smug

You're not fast though
Thanks
Post pic of catters?
W-wew

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*Mua's back*

*Stuff*

I'm faster than you

I ordered a KonoSuba calendar for 2017

BTW, in case anyone's wondering, I finished helping my brother with his homework.

That's why I'm like back

welcome back you two

too much work, so no. Also they're currently busy running around the room like maniacs

welcome back ship

-awkwardly places a hand on your shoulder, attempting to pull you in closer-
-the weather seems nice today-
-a fucking blizzard-

i never left

*Moves closer*
*That doesn't sound nice*

Yo

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I guess is me.

Hey, I'm sorry, but I can't.
I'll get banned because of my aggressive behavior anyway, so it's a waste.
Thanks for invitation, anyway.

Oh, I understand.
My roomates are asleep since is 2AM so I'm just smoking and listening to music.
It feels rather nice.

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I know

Heya

For some reason I think you two would understand each other... then again you are rather quiet so...

welcome back syndra

Never saw an Aeris here before, welcome

Never claimed to be faster
Oh yea? Tell me about them then
Where's this qt from?

-yeah-
-turns off the tv-
-wraps a blanket around myself-

>I'll get banned because of my aggressive behavior anyway, so it's a waste.
Why? What do you do?

Do you start lots of fights or something?

But you said i was slow which implies you're faster

*We could play video games or something?*

-i was thinking we could erp, but i'm pretty bad at that-
-it's up to you-

Two black kittens. I call them Lumi and Eni. They're twins so it's hard to tell the difference between them
Lumi is the one with endless energy, always running around and meowing louder than our dogs bark

Eni is the more reserved one but still sometimes she has her 10 minutes where she also runs around like a maniac, playing with her sister

Eni likes to get petted more than Lumi. Eni is also the first one to come cuddle when I lay down to sleep.
Lumi is the more curios one of them.

Even though they look the same they are like Yin and Yang

I got banned from the other discod, teamspeak, etc.
I just did what I always do.

Probably.

*I thought we were erping. Erp ception*

-kinda weird, huh?
-turns on the tv-
-it's a billy may's commercial
-fuck off, billy mays, i'm trying to erp here-

The E in ERP stands for Erotic, not Electronic.

Im so bored Ive done more posting than actual work, but Im still ahead on work.

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Too bad this thread is filled with nothing but boredom aswell.

*What do you want to do then?*

I know what it stands for

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Sounds like a lot of hard work indeed. I'm guessing the exam phase is making your job a bit easier since everyones at home/in a library studying

Most likely. You don't like talking?

I had some fun with image.jpg shitposter. But he stopped last thread.

maybe i dont know

Exams are over

Not a whole lot.

-Nothing-
-takes off your shirt-

Does it? You said you were fast which you weren't
If I say a athlete runs slow doesn't mean I am faster, just implies he isn't the fastest
That's pretty cute
>louder than dogs
I hope this is exaggeration. That's insane
That's pretty great tbh, how did you get them?
Been a while since I've seen you
How you doing?

I'm not sure what it is you do other than post here, tbh.

I mean, as long as you don't go around intentionally pissing people off, I doubt it'd be an issue.
My particular Discord is pretty lenient.

What is it you do??

I'm going to bed /waifu/ goodnight and have fun!

Well, I'm sure you know the actual reason why work is so slow then

I can imagine you two be silent at each other

I'm not sure about the exaggeration... Lumi did wake up my mom because she could hear her meowing through two closed doors... That cat is fucking loud when she wants to be

>how did you get them
Friends cat got pregnant when they wanted to castrate her. They let her bear the kittens and then gave them away.

youtu.be/Whx9tFJCqzE

Modern millitary > medival fantasy

*Unzips pants*

Fast.png was never actually made to be first though, it just worked out that way. Most of the time i can't be bothered to try to get first

That's actually insane
Goodnight
Smuggie

Goodnight

Huh, is that so?
Seems intresting.

I go around and piss people.

-takes off shirt-

that sounds weird. goodnight

You piss on people?
Dirty cat!
NO DIGNITY!

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I guess.

No, no, no, you illiterate fuck.

Chen pisses people. As in, when Chen goes to the toilet, she pisses actual people.

Fuck off with your hidey-tales.

I'm going to shit your unborn fetus out and feed it to your current self, faggot.

Heh...
Like... how bad?
Can you give me an example?

No one I've talked to seems to even know...

B/c I mean, if it's just some shitposting or spamming dank meemz and crap, we have meemz channels and weird fetish hentai channels and everything.

I don't know what you actually do. You seem pretty calm here, at least

>As in, when Chen goes to the toilet, she pisses actual people.
Sounds fucking hot.

Give me your energy Sup Forumsros.
\o/

No

He doesn't give a fuck about you, who only want to have, what you consider an oldfag, in your shitty server to look cooler.

Chen is insulting other peoples family and private life without proper reason, sometimes going so far as to threaten to kill them.

Perfect husbando

I'm going to bed now, goodnight

Oh my.
How much vulgarity.
Feels like home, heh.

>You seem pretty calm here

Ugh, if you say so
I dunno, normal stuff
Just saying whatever it needs to start shit.
I don't really have time to break an arm jerking myself off to what I did, hence you can ask anyone else who's old enough to know who started most of the fights in the thread.

Please? I need it.

Goodnight

*Gives energy*

-fucking england time zones-

Who's best Persona waifu?

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>He doesn't give a fuck about you, who only want to have, what you consider an oldfag, in your shitty server to look cooler.
I wanted him so that we could have another cute Touhou claimer...
IDC if he's an oldfag

Oh, ok.
Yeah... that's... pretty fucked up...

You actually threatened to kill people..?

Chen says his mind, no matter how much it pushes buttons. And he doesnt hold back on it either.
You dont want my energy

Kill me Chen