Ask a drunk brit anything

Ask a drunk brit anything

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Give me the recipe for Gentleman's Relish.

have your children been abducted into the local refugee pedophile ring yet?

thoughts on Kent? I live there

Mod or Rocker?

post local girls

Do you drink Bovril?

How's your country now that it is infested with shit skins?

Answer me now, faggot. I must have your secret.

1) shit in a cup and put in front of a faggot

2) i fucking hope so, if i had some cunt kids

3) Nothing intersting happens in Kent Can't comment on faggots

4) there's a difference?

5) Dont' jhave local girls you cunt

6) Bovril? Are you high? Shit skins make the world go round Open your eyes and see the truth you scum cumbukcet

- Signed OP

ahh, so you are a goat fuckin diaperheaded snackbar mudslime

Sand nigger or jungle bunny?

what do English people really think of Scotland and Scottish people?

>4) there's a difference?
Wog detected.

Jungle bunnies, they only sell drugs and mug you
where as sand niggers rape your kids and blow you up

Never heard of a jungle bunny so i'll go with that as everythings better than a fucking sandnigger

Scots gave us the proclaimers and golf. So they're fucking shit. Legit, I could have pissed out a better country than the fucking scotfags

- Signed OP

I thought it was the old white pervs that raped the kids like saville and folk supported by the govt?

does everyone in britain wear a zoot suit or is that just a meme?

that was the 70s, now it's gangs of mudslimes

pffffffffffttttttt the scots just like fucking with us as in vote against independence and then fill up parliament with Scottish nationalists cos fuck u

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how sour are the red coats about 1776?

What're you drinking?

Not op but he is drinking stella trust me on this

Why do you stay in that shit country instead of moving to one of the former colonies. I left the UK and don't regret it one bit.

Rate my domino's m9

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I think they're all dead m8

What is the red meat? And why the fuck is there corn on that? Despite my confusion that honestly looks like it would be pretty delicious if I'd been drinking a bit. (American here)

Also what's the sauce?

bbq i think

Which former colony? Not sure how good your history is but there was a few.

no thats americans

How many (You)s can (You) (You) if (You) can't (You) (You)

Where did you get a pic of my uncle cedric ?

AUS, CAN, and US are good options. You can make quite quite a bit doing business in the shitty third world colonies as well. I moved to the US and it was a massive improvement.

That's a bbq sauce Base with tandoori chicken, meatballs, jalapeño, bacon, red onion and sweetcorn.

I'm high as fuck and I feel like I may have found the meaning of life.

>tandoori chicken
That's what it looked like, I had just never heard of it on a pizza before. Figures the UK would come up with it. I really don't see why not tbh.

Our sympathies yank we know you cant even burger properly

Is your queen really a reptilian?

It's good man, it's probably the Indian influence, I think curry is like our 2nd favourite national dish.
Just tastes like a nice spicy chicken tbh.

20 box of nuggets today.
That's where the magic is.

No she's a dolphin.

>cant even burger properly
posts McDonalds burger

Zoom in on that expression yank and know the depths of your failure

Are they Mexican hormone injected chickens same as the cattle ?

Thanks OP

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What part of Britain you from

can I bum a fag?

How come you use the metric system but you drink ale in pints?

What are the advantages to being knighted?

What are you still doing up? I'm working on an essay.

I'm guessing OP has passed out/gone to sleep. I'm taking over this thread now.

Ask a sober Brit working on an essay at 1:40am anything.

can i fuck your sister?

1066 lmao

Only if I can fuck yours first. Pics.

ayyyyy lmao

England hasn't had an English king since 1066 LMFAO FAGGOTS

That's not a question.

Check em

I'm from Argentina. Can I go live there or will people hate me because of the war?

Nope. It was a long time ago. We love Germany as well and we don't hold the war against each other. As long as you don't go around calling them Las Malvinas! But you'd be more than welcome here. :)

Great. Neh, I recognize you won, so if you wanna call them Immafaggot, that's what I'll call them.
Where in Britain are you from? Is it true that it rains most of the year? How hot does it get during summer?

South East England, just outside London. IMHO the best part (but then I would say that). It does rain throughout the year, but the South East can also get very dry. It's unpredictable, let's just say that. During the summer a normal day is probably around 21-23C (70-75F), which is about as warm as we like it, but it does occasionally get as high as 28-30C (85F).

I start sweating at 18C, but I still can breathe fine; once it hits 24 or so, depending on the day, it's harder for me to breathe. You can imagine how much I hate living here, where it can reach and go past 37C.
In Scotland it rains more often, right?