Celeb thread!

Celeb thread!

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Let's get this inevitable Chloe shit out of the way.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8&t=24s

up coming

Cutie.

>hey user! thanks for taking me to that Hillary rally! Love Trumps Hate!

can't get enough of her body

G is a Chinese hoax!

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>hear someone snorting behind you
>turn around and see this
>"hey user! *snort* do you like my hair? hahaha!"
>wut do?

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>hear what sounds like a pig eating from a slop bucket
>turn around and see this
>she gives you this look
>wut do?

Avril is perfect.

Lick her feet

turn her 180 degrees and fuck her in the ass.

>ywn eat her for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>jdimsa

Is she taking a shit

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>five minutes into Dog With a Blog and chill and she gives you this look
>wut do?

Her lips are the best lips I have seen my life. I love that shape.
Hello Kenzie user

turn her 90 degrees and fuck her in the ass.

i need to fuck that mouth

>thanks so much for the cupcakes user! you're such a good cook! must be why you're so fat!
>everyone laughs
>wut do?

boner

that's your answer for everything!

open her mouth and fuck her in the throat.

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>ywn crash the mall with her

nice rare chloe

looking for fish

she's trying

That would surely feel nice.

say "probably"
never talk to that person again
forgive friends who laughed because it was pretty funny

>oh hi user! ill play you anything, as long as it's by cuntsaw!

a boy can dream.

>Tfw (You) are a celeb

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>skype rings
>its her
>"hey user, haven't heard fro you in forever, what's going on? you're not mad at me are you?"
>wut do?

Laugh dose I came in the cupcakes and I have aids

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Hello there.

wake up

>be at the photoshoot with G
>she blurts out "Shakes? What, is Michael J Fox here or something?"
>suddenly everyone gets quiet
>wut do?

Perfectly defined cupid's bow. Patrician lips.

type into chatbox: "tits or gtfo".

Have another.

definitely

>be sitting on the toilet reading War and Peace
>suddenly this dirty G busts in and says "hey user! i tried to fix your car, now it's on fire!"
>wut do?

This one is funny

This is a celeb thread not your pedophiles wet dream thread

She probably only knows how to work on Saab. I wouldn't be mad.

>hear someone in your living room bouncing around
>open bedroom door and see this
>"heh eheh hey user, i ate all those special brownies you... m-made ahaha. woah!"
>wut do?

spank her hard

Kekek

Here you go.
Something more to your liking.

Buy a shake and drink it

Fag.

Seriously, she's looking more like Caitlin Jenner every day.

Ride her home instead

Of a pedophile has a wet dream, is it illegal?

Another hot celeb for you.

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>walk through your private library into your personal bar
>this drunken G is sitting there smiling next to an empty bottle of Louis XIII Cognac
>it costs $3000 per bottle
>"eheh whoooo i drank the whole thing user!"
>wut do?

OC

Retard.

Bet she waxes.

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This one should really make you diamonds.

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>hear sheepish knock at the door
>find this little G scout on your porch
>she says "hey fatboy, you look like you could use some cookies. get your wallet out, bub!"
>wut do?

>be sitting in the woods alone contemplating nebulas
>suddenly this little G pops out of a bush and says "hey faggot, gimme your lighter. i wanna burn all these stupid trees down. do it and you can smell my hair"
>wut do?

I bet she does as well.

hnnnnnnngh

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oh boy, inb4 your argument for pedo rights

about as attractive as that ugly child. I mean if you're going to pedo at least pick something attractive instead of that tadpole.

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I would rush her to the hospital, she weighs like 90lbs

I want to cum in her asshole so fucking badly.
>Gif VERY related.

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>be out with G at the mall
>she tries on this fake nosering and says "hey user, look, hahah, im a bull. just like the one your dad preps every night for your mom!"
>everyone in the mall laughs, even the announcer guy laughs over the intercom
>wut do?

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Nip slips from same video

that piercing

keep on posting, this thread is shit anyway thanks to you and your butt buddy.

nice user

moar

thats fucking great

>at least pick something attractive

Okay..., here's Malina Weissman.
She going to be the next big thing.

ugly
uglier

My qt Kenzie.

>be sitting in your study alone, reading about the Cuban economy
>suddenly this crazed G runs in and starts punching and kicking
>she says "user! watch me go super saiyan!"
>wut do?