Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed >Only one claim per user >No stealing (unless trips or more) >No oversexualised content >No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion) >Discussion is welcomed >Insults must be original >If you're posting images you're not lurking >3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell >Most importantly, have fun! >Another optional rule that no one will notice
>he doesn't know about all the smelly neckbeards at those virginity protection conventions >he doesn't know that those girls are paid to attend in order to attract desperate virgins like waifu claimers My sides are literally in orbit
Xavier Cooper
Tfw the only way you can know this for certain is to spend literally every waking moment on Sup Forums ITT.
Jason Ramirez
The threads are getting less traffic, therefore they are slower, making them die faster. You ugly fat fucks try to use intelligence as your only redeemable quality yet youre dumb as fuck
Julian Stewart
You cant actually be this autistic can you?
Benjamin Bailey
Well by that logic, your girlfriend must be filthy rich
David Williams
Idk I'm the one with an actual gf instead of a cartoon character Kek
Brody Jenkins
*snuggle*
Charles Murphy
And im the one with a wife and a waifu.
Jose Flores
He did just down 7 Buds. Hes fucking waaaaaaasted as
Brayden Ortiz
Well. I'm off to sleep.
Christian Baker
What's the drill for?
Owen Scott
Well yeah ya dingus :o It went well and I feel funny but good who is this? congrats on having the cutest waifu! UwU Good night
Aiden Morris
Night chen
Camden Miller
Such a good crowd as usual
Gonna read some and then bed in two hours or so.
Austin Jones
Well see, if you had specified... y'know what? I take that back. That would've been too much for your feeble mind.
Jaxson Baker
Sleep well
Colton Hernandez
This is what I've drank since Saturday. Try harder Yeah. I believe you
Jose Hernandez
That's actually mine.
Xavier Perry
Hi Misaki
Carter Collins
>1.5 cases since Saturday Ive been through a phase where I drank a case a night for a year. Get good.
Landon Campbell
>trying this hard to impress people on the internet >try harder wuht
Andrew Walker
>drinking beer >acting like it is an accomplishment to drink a lot I don't see any vodka bottles
John Murphy
These motherfuckers are ase gay and fucking just weird as possible. if i had to guess ide say these threads contain the highest rate of morbidly obese faggots on b.
furthermore, ide go so far as saying that if you picked one random poster from almost any thread on Sup Forums (excluding traps and shit, thats also literally gay as fuck) and got him to fight a random waifu thread poster (excluding people roasting them) the average random guy would win atleast 8/10 times. just because:
>A) sometimes being 700 pounds helps win if you fall in the right direction, >B) he might bring his katana set. which may actually be more dangerous for himself. >C) the randomly picked other thread poster was a waifu guy normally but he was posting in a different thread for some reason
Owen Barnes
>trying this hard to defend your community of sweaty man children who have never seen a vagina and role play as anime characters Can't stop laughing. Go ahead, give me those replies
Lucas Thomas
Youd be surprised how many autists dont kiss back
Matthew Allen
all the fat ass. and women paid to attend fucking kek as fuck
Thomas Nelson
>trying this hard
Jack Perry
Hey Misaki. All set for tomorrow?
How's your evening Yui?
Eli Wilson
>sweaty man children >basing your worth on how many reply to you
go home eyebrow fag, you're drunk
Austin Lewis
That she is without a doubt!
How are you Konata? It feels like your waiting for me to show up so you can say that.
But the answer will forever be that you're a liar!
Liam Ward
She probably would have bullied me so I had to :o
Jacob Diaz
You should try going instead of making false claims based in ignorance
Gavin Scott
I dont own any swords, though I can get one made. Im severely underweight and have posted my face several times Ive been in a few fights. Won against bigger people.
Gabriel Hughes
He replied
Gabriel Butler
I actually posted last thread where you weren't here.
Isaiah Roberts
>You cant actually be this autistic can you? comming from a fucking NEET autistic fat fucking cartoon wife claiming weirdo faggot. i cant beleive i have to use so many words to describe your level of faggotry. its over 9000 thats for fucking sure
Justin Thompson
So did you.
John Roberts
Sleepy and cozy, how about yours?
Nathaniel Ortiz
ok cool
Joseph Morales
You seem like a regular here, even if you're not claiming a waifu. This place is much more fun than I thought.
Hunter Cooper
I'm good, I don't have the time I would like to be on thread more but I'm trying cuz I love you all :o
Nathaniel Price
I love you too klonata >
Angel Wilson
>getting this mad. >being this unoriginal >using that stale 2005 Internet meme
Yeah, he's fucking wasted. Can't say it did much to make things worse.
Tyler Gray
MINE, FUCK OFF
Isaiah Hill
I love you too mugi :o
Bentley Perry
>yui
Bentley Murphy
Ah, felt so sudden, didn't expect you to show up so soon.
Wait by that you mean you posted in the last thread or made it? Aww, well do what you can but don't let us get in the way.
Mason Foster
It's 2 of us at this point/. I know you've deluded yourself into believing these threads aren't cringe worthy but there's more than one big bad bully that hates this cancer
Chase Clark
Ask a real life dogfucker anything!
Robert Russell
no wonder youre such a fat no life fuck.
Nolan Lee
I find that hard to believe. But then again, it's not as if someone on the Internet can go and make shit up.
You don't have a lot of friends. Do you?
Nathaniel Roberts
It was a meme silly :o I enjoy it
Plans for the holiday?
Blake Sullivan
Hey lads
Managed to pull through with a 90% on the final in Geography. So a 82% average for the semester. Praise the good Lord, no joke.
Gonna work out tomorrow and then study like hell for history and then the math exam Wednesday. I just hope I do as well on history and math as I did on the geo exam. I *pray* I do as well. Thanks for helping me through this lads. It'll be over soon.
Jaxon Thomas
100 percent acurate from keen observation. faggot
Nathan Richardson
More or less the same. Cold rainy weather always makes for a good evening to relax.
Jack Cox
Forgot pic. Not only do I have more friends than you, but I have more sex than you and my girlfriend isn't a pillow/ cartoon character
Chase Long
no u
I have more sex than you and my girlfriends are also not cartoon characters.
God I fucking hate rain. Muggy and sticky. Snow all the way.
Kevin Ross
Just posted in it. Toward the middle/end.
But anyway, Nui's mine.
Landon Martinez
>severely underweight >Ive been in a few fights. Won against bigger people I dont beleive you, unless the bigger people were fucking stunned as fuck retards who couldnt comprehend what was happening to them and severly underweight is almost as sad and pathetic and gross for a man as being fucking obese. youre a waste of life. go fuck a cartoon for japanese children.
Caleb Morris
>almost
Iris claimed
Dominic Gomez
I'm sure that one friend is a good friend. And I bet you and your hand are gonna do just fine.
Seriously you might as well leave, I think the other guy quit. So go follow his example.
Chase Diaz
...
Angel Richardson
>he's a virgin who tells other virgins he's married to a cartoon character who isn't real and therefore can't reject him You do realize your cartoon wives would get there boyfriends/dads to beat your ass if your creepy fat ass got next to them right?
Justin Lopez
man. i just watched a video of it. theres a few women who like anime cuz its "cute, they would 100 percent think this was weird and gay as shit and 100 percent think all you fucks were dicusting and pathetic as fuck."
James Martinez
Ah, well nice to hear.
And not really besides what happens every Christmas, yourself? Nonsense, you lie as always!
Andrew Cook
Agree all the way, nothing like a warm blanket and some comfy animu
That's really good! A 90? Wew. You are almost through with it!
im not enough of a memer yet to understand your top tier maymays