Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Another optional rule that no one will notice

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But all rules are optional :^)

Sameji claim'd

Claim

I can't wait to delete this thread kek

Obviously

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Claimed

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Just in case you actually do.

Unless youre a mod this is impossible because i started the thread.

A coworker gave me my first kiss today :o

Really? Was she cute

I fucking hate myself.
Claimed.

youtu.be/jaVXdzbU9xU

>this much time and effort spent saving images and the OP
You belong here. Just embrace it already.

Exciting :D

I thought you quit

doki doki suru.

I did we just met up for scones :o
More like scary ;-;
She was pretty cute and very friendly, she was just being silly

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Did you kiss back?

how'd it go buddy?

yeah guys I was imagining this girl I stalk kissing me today it was so cool, she's totally into my Japanese cartoon obsession

>trying this hard.

>Mfw these threads are actually a lot slower and dying faster since I started coming here

I mean thats how i met my wife
>he doesnt know about all the prime ass at anime expo/comicon

Claimu!
Congrats.

still here

-snuggles-

>a lot slower
>dying faster

Which one is it beta cuck? Which one is it?

youtu.be/yAc4AqRDS4E
You missed a 12 hour thread.

>Rory-sama

>he doesn't know about all the smelly neckbeards at those virginity protection conventions
>he doesn't know that those girls are paid to attend in order to attract desperate virgins like waifu claimers
My sides are literally in orbit

Tfw the only way you can know this for certain is to spend literally every waking moment on Sup Forums ITT.

The threads are getting less traffic, therefore they are slower, making them die faster. You ugly fat fucks try to use intelligence as your only redeemable quality yet youre dumb as fuck

You cant actually be this autistic can you?

Well by that logic, your girlfriend must be filthy rich

Idk I'm the one with an actual gf instead of a cartoon character Kek

*snuggle*

And im the one with a wife and a waifu.

He did just down 7 Buds. Hes fucking waaaaaaasted as

Well.
I'm off to sleep.

What's the drill for?

Well yeah ya dingus :o
It went well and I feel funny but good
who is this?
congrats on having the cutest waifu!
UwU
Good night

Night chen

Such a good crowd as usual

Gonna read some and then bed in two hours or so.

Well see, if you had specified... y'know what? I take that back. That would've been too much for your feeble mind.

Sleep well

This is what I've drank since Saturday. Try harder
Yeah. I believe you

That's actually mine.

Hi Misaki

>1.5 cases since Saturday
Ive been through a phase where I drank a case a night for a year. Get good.

>trying this hard to impress people on the internet
>try harder
wuht

>drinking beer
>acting like it is an accomplishment to drink a lot
I don't see any vodka bottles

These motherfuckers are ase gay and fucking just weird as possible. if i had to guess ide say these threads contain the highest rate of morbidly obese faggots on b.

furthermore, ide go so far as saying that if you
picked one random poster from almost any
thread on Sup Forums (excluding traps and shit, thats
also literally gay as fuck) and got him to fight a
random waifu thread poster (excluding people
roasting them) the average random guy would
win atleast 8/10 times. just because:

>A) sometimes being 700 pounds helps win if you fall in the right direction,
>B) he might bring his katana set. which may actually be more dangerous for himself.
>C) the randomly picked other thread poster was a waifu guy normally but he was posting in a different thread for some reason

>trying this hard to defend your community of sweaty man children who have never seen a vagina and role play as anime characters
Can't stop laughing. Go ahead, give me those replies

Youd be surprised how many autists dont kiss back

all the fat ass. and women paid to attend
fucking kek as fuck

>trying this hard

Hey Misaki. All set for tomorrow?

How's your evening Yui?

>sweaty man children
>basing your worth on how many reply to you

go home eyebrow fag, you're drunk

That she is without a doubt!

How are you Konata?
It feels like your waiting for me to show up so you can say that.

But the answer will forever be that you're a liar!

She probably would have bullied me so I had to :o

You should try going instead of making false claims based in ignorance

I dont own any swords, though I can get one made.
Im severely underweight and have posted my face several times
Ive been in a few fights. Won against bigger people.

He replied

I actually posted last thread where you weren't here.

>You cant actually be this autistic can you?
comming from a fucking NEET autistic fat fucking cartoon wife claiming weirdo faggot. i cant beleive i have to use so many words to describe your level of faggotry.
its over 9000 thats for fucking sure

So did you.

Sleepy and cozy, how about yours?

ok cool

You seem like a regular here, even if you're not claiming a waifu.
This place is much more fun than I thought.

I'm good, I don't have the time I would like to be on thread more but I'm trying cuz I love you all :o

I love you too klonata
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>getting this mad.
>being this unoriginal
>using that stale 2005 Internet meme

Yeah, he's fucking wasted. Can't say it did much to make things worse.

MINE, FUCK OFF

I love you too mugi :o

>yui

Ah, felt so sudden, didn't expect you to show up so soon.

Wait by that you mean you posted in the last thread or made it?
Aww, well do what you can but don't let us get in the way.

It's 2 of us at this point/. I know you've deluded yourself into believing these threads aren't cringe worthy but there's more than one big bad bully that hates this cancer

Ask a real life dogfucker anything!

no wonder youre such a fat no life fuck.

I find that hard to believe. But then again, it's not as if someone on the Internet can go and make shit up.

You don't have a lot of friends. Do you?

It was a meme silly :o
I enjoy it

Plans for the holiday?

Hey lads

Managed to pull through with a 90% on the final in Geography. So a 82% average for the semester. Praise the good Lord, no joke.

Gonna work out tomorrow and then study like hell for history and then the math exam Wednesday. I just hope I do as well on history and math as I did on the geo exam. I *pray* I do as well. Thanks for helping me through this lads. It'll be over soon.

100 percent acurate from keen observation. faggot

More or less the same. Cold rainy weather always makes for a good evening to relax.

Forgot pic. Not only do I have more friends than you, but I have more sex than you and my girlfriend isn't a pillow/ cartoon character

no u

I have more sex than you and my girlfriends are also not cartoon characters.

God I fucking hate rain. Muggy and sticky. Snow all the way.

Just posted in it. Toward the middle/end.

But anyway, Nui's mine.

>severely underweight
>Ive been in a few fights. Won against bigger people
I dont beleive you, unless the bigger people were fucking stunned as fuck retards who couldnt comprehend what was happening to them
and severly underweight is almost as sad and pathetic and gross for a man as being fucking obese. youre a waste of life. go fuck a cartoon for japanese children.

>almost

Iris claimed

I'm sure that one friend is a good friend. And I bet you and your hand are gonna do just fine.

Seriously you might as well leave, I think the other guy quit. So go follow his example.

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>he's a virgin who tells other virgins he's married to a cartoon character who isn't real and therefore can't reject him
You do realize your cartoon wives would get there boyfriends/dads to beat your ass if your creepy fat ass got next to them right?

man. i just watched a video of it. theres a few women who like anime cuz its "cute, they would 100 percent think this was weird and gay as shit and 100 percent think all you fucks were dicusting and pathetic as fuck."

Ah, well nice to hear.

And not really besides what happens every Christmas, yourself?
Nonsense, you lie as always!

Agree all the way, nothing like a warm blanket and some comfy animu

That's really good! A 90? Wew. You are almost through with it!

im not enough of a memer yet to understand your top tier maymays