NEETs, stop wasting time on Sup Forums and come work to Czech Republic...

NEETs, stop wasting time on Sup Forums and come work to Czech Republic, we need more workers (white and non-religious preferred though)

t. Czech ministry of employment

Not white so I'm not qualified.

Sounds like you need hard working immigrants

Ok, wanna buy a phone btw.??? Or a car, new one, German, you will love it.

What color?

>and come work to Czech Republic

can I work in czech hetero porn with a 3 inch wiener?

Yes but not long

They also have to be literate and non-muslim

I am going to Germany and there is nothing you can post to make my atheist ass change it's mind.

The guy in the Czech casting thing has a fucking tiny dick I'm sure they would love you

ok, thanks mister british guy that looks at the guys penis when watching porn.

>has a fucking tiny dick

Compared to whom?

>another Turk wants to move to Germany

Why would I stop you?

I don't like the Czech language, so I can't sorry

Do I have to speak completely fluent Czech and can I work in Prague? The last is very important because outside of the main city its third world

I'm 30 years old and white, how do I immigrate?

He said we need white ones

I am greek.

>it's the czechcasting poster
hey you're my favourite

I'm 1/16 Navajo so not white?

dude, OStrava is full of unemplyeed. So many Chech is working in Bielsko Biala. You realy need more hand to work?

how hard is it to buy a gun in czech country? are there blackmarket vendors at Autobahn stops?

Honestly Czech Republic seems really nice

atheistic, not too poor, nice environment, not overcrowded, guns, some nice cities

is it easy to move there? i don't know a word of Czech

What is your spaghetti policy?

>white

aw shucks. Let me call my Argentine friends.

Czech language is really funny for us, ahuj, pićko aćko srićko dobry kokot ne je zle

>fluent Czech

No.

>can I work in Prague

Probably not, most of the jobs are outside the city. But Czech Republic is small so it doesn't take long to get to Prague.

Claim asylum saying you were bullied by muslims in Canada.

How does that help your case?

American Indians are ok but you have to do Vinnetou impression

Czechs don't move for work

Not as hard as other countries although there are psycho-checks and the exams and examiners are ordered to fail people as much as they can.

>is it easy to move there?

No idea. It probably takes quite some time.

ketchup with spaghetti is a local delicacy

We accept everyone whiter than a gypsy.

Really easy to move here because of EU, Oh wait :DDD
Breivik tried to get a gun here because he believed some memes BBC was spreadying and failed to get one.
People in Ostrava are basically orcs. Also they speak the most disgusting accent ever.

>Really easy to move here because of EU, Oh wait :DDD

We're still in the EU until March 2019 at the very least

>Not as hard as other countries although there are psycho-checks and the exams and examiners are ordered to fail people as much as they can.

If I bring enough euros do you think I can bribe them? So overall I cannot just cross the border, buy a gun and fuck off? There is a bureaucratic process involved? Goddamnit czechia you were my last hope

on my way

Hej Dyad'ko, co tam nowego?

so maybe work should move to people. My uncle from Frydek Mistek is swearing on chech government Do You Thing only big cities and its immigrant deserve for good job and good salary. Dude...so many czech is working in Poland in Bielsko Biała,but they used to travel throuh the border every day...at least my moravian Friends

well at least you Slavs have the decency to use the Latin alphabet

fuck learning Cyrillic

powna dupa

I learned cyrillic in one hour.
A to chujowo. Miłego dnia, tak czy owak

Bohemians mentality make me sure that such unloyal scumbag is really subhumans. Silesia Slovakia and Moravia is superior to You

>work should move to people

Good luck making those people move to Moravia. The factories are already built.

>trying to bribe the examiners

Not really a good idea.

Why are there so many Czech prostitutes and pornstars?

>I learned cyrillic in one hour.
hmmm yeah I wonder why, slavomir slavovic

You guessed my name, I'm Slawomir

dzieki, user

Already have the pick and showel ready for you

Opportunity. We have porn companies and foreign porn companies like it here.

I learned cyrillic also. admittedly not in 1 hour. Took me 2 days. It's really not as hard as it might look.

no, you need to live here for 10 years, have a permanent residency here and then take all the tests. And everything is in Czech inclouding the tests about laws, so good luck. Also you can only buy guns that you could buy in your home country anyway.

thanks for your response. is there any way I can get around all that? czechia is said to be a weapons paradise here, almost like some desert basar.

okay, who are the victim?

No.
Also as said, Breivik failed to get them illegally here and not for lack of trying.

It kinda is a weapon paradise, but we have no reason to arm immigrants.

Electrical wires and gas tubes on a building site :DD

ok))

Mongoloid hordes need not apply

тypкeн payc

No moving to Karlsbad though

why
my granny lived there when she was a little kid

You can also be yellow if you're hardworking enough

What kind of work can you do in Czechia?

I know Dutch, French and English

We don't want to make the ghetto bigger than it is

IT, factory work.