Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Happy birthday, Hamakaze
Shinoa claimed
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Sameji claim'd, daily reminder:
Liquor before beer, never fear. Don't do heroin.
still here
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the thread continues u guys
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>Tats
You stopped messaging me on Discord :'^)
>Smuggs
Oh dear~
>Hamakaze claimed
( S MUG )
O lul so you've been around for a minute I used to threatened by your posts tbh
WEW
How you been?
i stick to this spot
best girl claimed
>smugin
anyone else taking pot?
Seriously though, why the fuck would something as small and lightweight as a head gasket for built SR20DET's get stuck in customs?!
It's been over two fucking weeks now.
Yeah, I feel ya. The excitement I used to get for my birthdays as a kid is now long gone. Just feels like any other day now tbh.
Happy birthday though.
Yea boi.
How you been?
Nah. It's an old thing, which made driver support pretty shit on 10. Went back to 7 so I could use my fucking touchpad again
Is it weird or fetishy that I kind of want to try dressing my dogs up in hot gothic and nurse dresses like this?
Maybe a cheerleader outfit for my poodle with her pom poms.
Night just be the alcohl talking
I deleted the app because my phone was filled up.
Anyway, I need some fresh squeezed milk~
Probably the alcohol.
Claimed
Asuka is a shit
Evangeleon is a shit anime.
what do you mean?
Lol I threw a rock at a poodle today it was so funny
I want to dress my husbando up as a chick, kinda fetishy but not that bad.
If you do post pics
wow fuk u
>fite me in the wildy
Hello again eveyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
I'm sure it's noting for the great smugs.
>your hear probably hurts cause you're so smart and have too much knowledge
I want you both to dress up as hanging victims and reenact a hanging using real ropes.
Just thought you got more attention and earned it or something weird like that.
wew
Tomoko still a best
As usual Evangeleon fanbase is cancer
Thanks. Yeah, but even as a kid I never really got anything because my parents never had much so I was never really too excited for my birthday.
It's because you dont want talk to me
>Get telegram, I'll be easier to reach
>If you care
The lewdest crispy.
Trust me, This bacon is the sweetest around.
And make way for the birthday boi for his presents~
Pretty well my dude. A bit of headache currently. You?
HOLY SHIT ITS YOU!!! SMUG CREW!
Wew. My laptop os from 07-08 i believe also meet
A car fag too
Whoa whoa whoa OG tats?
Nah it's hurting. Lightly throbbing and you're too kind
i never knew i wanted to see loli rachnee, but im glad it happened
Yui a cute
But Juvia is also cute.
Crisp.
Why would i do that when i have him to live for?
Nah, cutie.
Why wouldn't I want to talk to you?
My phone is just utter shit
Yeah you're probably right. Probably not much on the market to make dogs sexier anyway, just stupid halloween costumes.
You disgusting heathen I'll fucking kill you sir.
Maybe as zoo rights are accepted over time, dog makeup will become a thing.
They're already sexy as hell though.
Especially my poodle's puffy butt. Eye candy
I'm not black.
smug crew op how have you been?
what do you think of this
Actually him is one of the reasons to kill yourself. In the afterlife you get to see him, dumbass
I'm saying hang yourself. Of course dog fuckers are retarded.
Seems like what should be the natural order of things.
>smuggler trying to introduce me to people
i dont think i get too much. she is
it certainly would appear so. too bad i dont have much to offer
Messy hair cutie.
Makes sense, I guess. I dunno, I was in the same boat for a long time too, tbh, but I was so young that I didn't really care. I still managed to enjoy everything.
Yeah, mine is my father's old work laptop, circa 2008 or 2009. Something like that. Couldn't find a manufacturing date on the thing
When I got it, it had Windows Vista Business Edition SP1 installed and it still has the license key underneath the battery, so that should be an indicator of how old this thing really is.
Yui a cuter cute.
Nah I'm sure you can handle it nno problem.
And you're too smart.
But not as cute.
>i can go all night
Lewd bacon, bless me with love tonight please ~
>presents
Pffft, please. No one buys me presents anymore
If you loved me you would get it :'^)
>but you don't
I did too
>except for the fact that I always had to choose between my birthday or Christmas
>it really wrinkled my sprinkles
I just assumed he meant it for cute reasons, not for dog fucking reasons, Jesus.
Yeah you are right though, guess i'm hanging myself
>smug crew
>not even spotting me
Listening to RIFF raff working out
JeJ she's a qt and than sum
I said hey }:
Oh i wouldn't say that, i think you have plenty to offer~.
>throws rock at old dog and runs away
Children are dying.
Holy fuck, I literally thought to come check to see if you were here and was spot on!
oh? like what?
OH god why. What are you doing man.
Be kind to animals, especially dogs mate.
Why are you so angry. You're just like that other guy from the last thread.
Relax buddy. Come on.
And you're here c:
Hey
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IT IS YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I'm doing fine. Balancing College with work and personal time. Where have you been you smug shit? Thread needed some snugs
Aw come on!
I just know parents got it for me a while back on Christmas lol. Is it really necessary for ya to check all of that when you know it's from 08-09?
Nope. Fuck this headache lol
I got a special one for you
>I hope its a steam game
Did that a few times too, IIRC, not too long after 9/11.
My dad worked as an aircraft mechanic, and after the attacks that entire industry went to shit and he was collateral damage. Was out of decent work for 2-3 years or so until he started working as an auto mechanic for a local Chrysler dealership.
But yeah, I know how you feel
Oh, shit, hey, my bad.
Makoto!
Mhm ^-^
Ye idk boi the thread needs more pink I guess
Sup qt you staying healthy??
school and work. ive missed these things.
>did it get even gayer in here?
You're fine qt just missed u is all c:
I cant
Night all see you all tomorrow
It hurts dogs when you fuck them. They can also get cancer and so can you
Maybe if you weren't so gosh darn smart it wouldn't hurt
Goodnight cutie~
>Juvia
I'm actually pretty happy with my life. Could use more money but wouldn't change anything else.
Beats all those normal people being unhappy in their human relationships.
Claimed
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Both totally false and absurd.
:3
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Expected from an autistic dog fucker. You can also get diseases
Karme~
Good and bad.
Good, my actuator pipe broke off my exhaust yesterday, and it finally gave me a reason to straight pipe my RX! I should have it done within the next 2 hours!
The bad, that crash came back to bite me. Got an insurance claim against me from the Mercedes. I admitted to it all and admitted full fault. Probably gotta go to the sheriffs to get my ticket.
Good, MSI promised that my laptop was covered under their warranty still, and they sent me an RMA form.
Bad, I've been so busy getting this straight pipe on, that I didn't get to go send the laptop off today, and I didn't get to make my Viking kabobs or get drunk tonight.
But ya, I'll be shooting flames by the nights end!
How have you been?
No you can't. Do you have any understanding of basic biology whatsoever?
I haven't added you on steam, silly~
You'd enjoy doing anatomy and physiology
No. It needs more smug
Oohhh nice! Where do you work?
Very much :^)
Night
Come on dude. You really should stop
I was gunna go to bed but you had to show up
where you straight piping back from?
Obviously you don't if you think your dick belongs in anothet species
i work in sales for a hippie company and im really good at it for some reason its honestly fun
>but why tho
feelsgoodman
Hehe, sorry~
From the headers to the y split to the mufflers. Doing a full cat delete. As well, fuck presilencers. We full volume BRAP now!
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Ah, alright.
How have you been?
Suuuuuuuuuuure it does...
2fukkinlewd4me/10
>straight pipe my RX
California emissions laws :v
It's gonna bite you in the ass unless you have some way to make it legally exempt from those, which given the state of Commiefornia emissions laws I doubt that's even possible for the average Joe like you and I, unless you can find a way to register it as a classic car or something like that seeing as that usually includes emissions exempt status in the reg.
Gonna order the case for my PC build either this Thursday or Friday, depending on whether or not Direct Deposit decides to stop being a bitch and actually goes through. Cooler Master Mastercase Maker 5, ATX Mid tower case. Should be perfect for my setup and is also clean as fuck too.
Nope
I get really grossed out by anything medical related.
Cirno claimu
Just finished all reading for my Project Management class.
And Reimu gave me a good fortune that I'll complete my projects this winter break.
Gonna look over what my math homework due tomorrow is before I rest.
You have kids?!
No, not at all. What about you?
For starters that cute face of yours. It's especially cute when you're embarrassed
Mhm mhm
Where's Mai?
noice, 3"?
also what
said about emissions, it's a $2k fine in minnesota for doing a cat delete, i can only imagine what it is in cali
I'm sorry, I'm rather tired
Also since when did you start posting swimsuit pics? I mean I'm all for it but just why?
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wtf? Who makes a gif that doesn't loop???
Yes it does when you get used to 4 way fuck parties on a daily basis.
>I get really grossed out by anything medical related.
I used to be really squeemish at the word blood, but never really minded the sight of it.
Gonna be dealing with it a lot as a nurse.
Are you talking about car stuff? I love talking about car stuff. But I don't know shit about them.
I know that feeling, and honestly I dont see why its autistic. A ton of people here are awesome and I too would develop strong relationships with them. Chen is just a friendless nigger that no one likes.
Sorcerers.
No, I can make them, too, but it's retarded.
I'm not saying it in shock that it can be done, just that it WAS done.
Remember that car club I joined? Never gotta worry about emmisions shit again~
I'm even able to get my dads 325i to pass because of them!
God damn son, going all out for the big plays? Hope you got a good gpu to go with that!
Nah, stock 2". It's roughly put together, but it's looking like it'll work just fine!
BRAAAAAAP!
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I was saying it out of shock.
The very first of its kind on the internet.
Fixit for me pls it's an issue D:
Agreed pls save me from the mystics
cutie
gj do your thing
Kakyoin claimed.
Patrick stays winning