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I just found a bag of money on my way home.

wat do??

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wat do guise

Be a nice guy give it back to the owner.

Or risk your life and spend it, send some to me too!

found it?

how? where?

anybody see you? are you sure?

Mail some to me

I'll be the first to ask, as you have this money now can you get me something off of steam thanks bb.

Can I have some. Please? Holy fuck

dress as banana

invest it mate

better check for trackers, fucker

get yourself a cool hat

its really obvious theres only notes on the top of the stacks and the rest is fakes or paper in the centre - discoloring of notes about 3 notes in on each stack -- bait is bad

report it on your taxes

Did you count it? Also make sure there's no tracker like no Country for old men dude. You're going to be fucking hunted down

Actually time stamp,
Wait what?

Help me pay my tuition

Burn it.

Give me some

make a list of things you've always wanted
do this over the course of time,
think on it a few days
then list them in order of need/want
go get them
then get drunk

where did you find it? Do you think anyone saw you take it?

Hide that shit but if people come after you I would give it back

get in touch with the local authorities. be a hero. as an added benifit. maybe pussies will get attracted to you

learn what laundering means and why it's important.
count it up, and do some financial planning
think long and hard on what you need versus what you want, then spend accordingly.
once laundered, invest the remainder of the cash.
continue life as if nothing happened, but now you have a nest egg

I am a financial planner.

Invest all of it in stocks

if trips, burn it

can I have some

lucky fucking bastard

Not really. Looks fine to me.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ME?!

Could be prop money, but i'll bite the bait

first off: you're probably fucked. no one would leave that much money there without keeping some kind of eye on it

second, obviously don't start spending it all, you'll draw attention to yourself either from the people to whom it belongs, or people looking to steal it from you

Take one or a few of the bill and ask if they're counterfeit, if they are counterfeit and if you're asked why you have them, say that you got them as change and you were suspicious, then go home and scuttle the rest of the cash.

If not, have fun. Don't get arrested.

consider donating it to a charity

someone just had the worst day of thier life. don't be a selfinsh cunt

Op just picked up a bag of ransom money for a kidnapper and is going to be arrested soon

Spend it slowly over the course of several years.

if your really smart youd keep it and spend it on little things so you dont get audited

burn it for the lulz

it's probably counterfeit anyway

If there's dye packets in them, you'll need to report it. Otherwise, keep that shit and launder the money properly.

make sure no one knows

unless your a druggie then spend it on drugs

This

logical thought process, user

Get yourself a black light lamp. Most likely its all counterfeit.

That's shit advice. Plus they'll take the money away and never to be seen again.

If you want pussy, use that money.

Count it

If dubs donate some of it to Robbie Rotten

what is that like 8,000$ maybe? I might be being ignorant, but cant most people go to the bank and withdraw that amount of money?

Then again, this is the worst place to be asking for advice so...

>This guy

Why do that, a fucking bill pen is $3 at wal mart. What are you, 14?

go to

OP HERE

GUESS THE EXACT AMOUNT AND ILL SEND $1000 THRU PAYPAL

COUNTING IT NOW

>Buy TV
>Make so to overpay so you get change

Incognito

Hey arnold, is that you?

Take a single note and show us both sides of the note, time stamp included of course

I think any descent job with a degree has a sign on bonus of atleast 5k, so yes I think it is fair to assume at least the majority of white americans can do that.

They might be looking for you
Go to the strip club, waste it and move away

Count it. Tell us how much it is.

50k

$20,000

bout tree fity

my paypal account is I don't have a [email protected]

OP best way to launder, casino chips.

then cash your chips back in.

suspicious yes. will they trace it? doubtful.

the money is clean now.

terrible guesses..

$3.50

also yeah, make sure no one else knows you have this money, don't put it in a bank just yet, or if you do make sure people don't know about it. but better yet to keep cash, no papertrail and all.

$45k

$8500

$7400

1 dollar

10k

if trips send me all of it

450k

I reverse image searched this semen demon and google gave me back "female"

so yeah, source it pls breh

Like $20

9k

sell it

6300$

R

over 9000 dolars

I'd guess about 22k

$45,000

Don't spend a dime if that stolen they'll find out. Trust me. Keep it for a few years if you spend it anywhere the police will be called and you'll be blamed.

This.. Actually..

45k

[email protected]

How?

i got "arm"

5k

100k

Nik Slij

11k

That's not that much. $10-20k at most. You're probably buying a used car or something and withdrew the cash from the bank so you could show off on Sup Forums.

the stacks of 20's are 1k each as most. the others, there is no telling, the ones with 100's on top dont appear to be stacks of 100's. i tihnk this is much less than we think, like not even 10k, which is still a lot of money, but some of the geusses are like 30K+ like wtf.

they'll track you dollars ip address and find out where you live

I go with 10k as well

$450+ however many 1s are behind the big bills. Back in high school me and my dumb ass friends would take our paychecks to the bank and ask for it in 1s. $600 looks like 3 of stacks. I would guess maybe $2500 at most

kek

150k

$30-35k

,700

When large amounts of cash are stolen from banks or stores they usually have the number on the top of the bill remembered, Like when you see a wad of cash straight from the bank they usually have tags strapped around it so they can identify how much is in it. And if they get suspicious the police will definitely check the numbers on the bills and lead it back to stolen money.

spend it on drugs