Dubs decides if I cheat on my girlfriend whom I love dearly with my coworker who has no ass and small titties

Dubs decides if I cheat on my girlfriend whom I love dearly with my coworker who has no ass and small titties.

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It's not worth it, you'll regret it in time. Not all needs need the be satisfied

this is a sexual urge, thats it. your going to regret it as soon as you cum

Kill yourself instead. Kills 2 birds with 1 stone imho

I suppose you're right. But my coworker is so cute and I've always wanted to fuck her, way before I even met my girlfriend.

I feel like this is a once in a life time chance, you know? I feel like if I don't pursue this, just for one night, I'll regret it for the rest of my life.

This. You'll be horny as fuck right up to when you blow your load, then the post-coital tristesse is gonna kick in hard.

you should jack off before all important relationship decisions

...

No one will know fuck her

Oh, almost forgot. Post coworker and GF so we can compare.

And jerk off, I guess.

a few years ago I would've agreed with you. but ever since I started socializing more my quality of life is too high for me to end.

no

don't

What a waste of dubs faggot. Re rolling for op to fuck her

Do as you want done to yourself

Rolling

that's actually why I originally came on Sup Forums tonight, but I just got off a shift with the coworker I want to fuck and I was so very close to eating her pussy tonight, and I can't stop think about her.

Fuck her come on dubs

Ewww why would u degrade yourself by doing that ? Just fuck get ur nut and move on.

Dude, do you really love your girlfriend, don't do it to her

reroll

He doesn't because he wants other pussy

If your girlfriend truly loves you she'll agree to a threesome. Then you can fuck both with no guilt.

Re rolling

eating box is one of my favorite things ever. There's something about it that speaks to the most primal urges of man.

Nothing like some fresh pussy on the beard

rerolling

Wacked it out, and decide yourself after, don't be a pussy asking Sup Forums

Two sets of dubs telling you not to cheat. It's a sign, OP.

Now see if you can't get that threesome.

this

>no ass and small titties.

Do it. I've done it and always had a blast. You just make her sound really plain, why? I like the small tits aspect but no ass?

Do it faggot

go ahead and do it, I don't fucking care

How old are you?

I do really love her. From the first night I met her I think I knew deep down that I was in love with her. It's been 3 years now and I'm seriously thinking about proposing to her.

But the fact that I want to fuck my coworker so bad kind of leads me to agree with which is really upsetting to me. I've always thought cheating was the ultimate disrespect, yet here I am. So do I really love her or do I think I love her?

This is getting way more personal than I anticipated

OP. Go to the bathroom. Rub one out. Then see how you feel.

If you still can't think straight,

Don't do it.

Speaking from experience, it ain't worth it. You get your rocks off once and then feel like you are a piece of shit, because you are a piece of shit.

these don't really count. first guy told me to whack off and the second suggested a threesome which I don't like because my girlfriend would be enjoying sex with another person and it'd piss me off.

yeah idk it kind of adds to the appeal of her for me in a way. She got no ass and her titties are small, but she is shockingly pretty and cute to me. Plus her hair is beautiful.

But I didn't think anyone would be interested in that.

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"girlfriend would be enjoying sex with another person and it'd piss me off"
thats it
theres you answer

if you wouldnt want your girlfriend to fuck someone else cause it would make you mad and jealous

then how do you think she would feel.

Imagine she was going through this same decision.
Choose how you would want HER to choose.

>This is getting way more personal than I anticipated
>posts relationship life

Lol, do what you feel is best youngfag, just remember, your gf could do the same, and she probably will change up on you later... But being a cheater is a forever thing. If you really want that extra vag, you gotta do what they do.

Go on a break with her, say you need some space to think about you and her. Then you're not cheating. Get back with her after. You're green.

They do it to guys all the time, that's why you always dump a bitch who wants a break.

Rollin. Did you even read your admission? No tits or ass! Think about that fuck shit for a bit. Now imagine you go down on this body-like-a-boy having bitch and the pussy smells and tastes like she's on her period or it's milky and smells like cheese and she clearly has yeast infection but doesn't know it, it will taste like vomit and regret. The vomit is yours, as is the regret. Do not do this OP, the odds that you will have a mediocre to bad experience are extremely high. Don't let lizard brain win. Also you love your gf dude like wtf is wrong with you? I have thought the sex would be worth the guilt so many different times and it never was. Don't be stupid.

that seems to be the popular vote

believe me, I've accepted the fact that I am a piece of shit.

Nah you have better standards man

What would fry do

that looks like my apartment

>Sup Forums 2004
DO EET FAGGOT for teh lulz!!

>Sup Forums 2016
Nah man, think about her perspective. You're better than that, bro.

Seconded.

OP, just break up with your gf and don't be a pathetic pussy. Breaking up is the best you can do for both of you. It allows you to pursue other pussy which you apparently desire so much that you disregard all those anons telling you not to do it (on Sup Forums of all places) and that you keep finding excuses as to why you should still consider it, and it allows your (hopefully soon ex-)gf to find someone without any desires to cheat.

If fucking randoms is what you desire, a monogamous relationship is not a place where you belong.

For example.
You have the option to buy porn. You want it. It interests you. instead you fap real quick. and then suddenly youd rather have that $20 for food or literally anything else.

Same concept except youre holding a girls heart in your hands.

Rollin for the right thing

You don't regret the girls you could've fucked, from my experience
You regret the pain you caused to others, and the times you let yourself be someone you wouldn't be proud of
Don't cheat on your girlfriend. Dump your girlfriend to fuck around if you want to

>This

Either be smart about doing it and have no chance of being caught, or don't do it.
It will either go well or blow up in your face but from our perspectives here it won't really matter.

meh, I've never really cared for the "golden rule". my girlfriend would never cheat on me, so I don't have to deal with this "treat others how you want to be treated," stuff because she'd never treat me that way. It's awful, I know, but it's the truth.

If I go on a break from her I will instantly lose all self-control and sleep with as many women as I can. I refuse to do this.

this is surprisingly reassuring. thanks.

don't listen to them
fuck the girl

Would you believe your girlfriend loves you if she was considering doing the same thing you're doing?
You might say you love her but if this is even a tough decision for you you definitely dont. You like the comfortability of being in a relationship with someone who you get along with, but you don't love her.
Take this from someone who cheated on someone they thought they loved before. I didn't love them and it would've been easier for me to just end the relationship and get out my carnal urges without all the guilt related to cheating.

you just like the way she makes you feel without caring how she feels. how is that love?

lmfao fine then nigger

simply dont do it

majority rule at this point

actually
fuck it
here

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Yes and then kill yourself.

fuck her right in the pussy

Because Sup Forums has never been about misogyny.
It's about being contrarian.
OP came here expecting us to egg him on
Instead we are giving him the hard fucking truth

he probably wouldn't cheat

trust me, I am incredibly shocked and a little moved that Sup Forums is telling me NOT to cheat. but I said dubs decides and I'm standing by that.

that's a good analogy, actually

this is quite persuasive. I may be an asshole but I hate causing others to hurt irl.

what I'm worried about is my coworker confessing that we fucked to HER boyfriend. she probably won't, but it's in the back of my head.

If you truly accepted being a piece of shit then there would be no debate in your mind. You still have a conscience obviously cause you're here asking shit-kids "what do?" Your girl loves and trusts you presumably, don't hurt her like this or you will know true regret. If you must bang this guy you work with break up with your gf first.

>misogyny
Tumblr speak....

/thread

>contrarian
this is somewhat true. Whenever I see a conservative, I'm a liberal, and visa versa.

Sexism wouldn't really apply here. Got a better word?
Also
>tumblrspeak
>misogyny was a term coined I'm 1965

that sounds pretty accurate

that is a harsh truth you just hit me with, user

thanks for your time. your input is truly appreciated, and I sincerely mean that.

>my girlfriend would never cheat on me, so I don't have to deal with this "treat others how you want to be treated"
Waste of space confirmed.

Sage goes in all the fields.

We aren't here trying to moralfag you OP. We don't give a shit about your girlfriend or you
But if we are giving solid advice ITT I'd say it's going to be much better for you in the long run if you figure shit out with your current gf. Sounds like you might miss the thrill of chasing a new girl and the satisfaction of making somebody want you sexually. Does your girlfriend not make you feel desired?

you got dubs op.

>Got a better word?
I am still not sure what you were getting at in your post tbh so no.
>misogyny was a term coined I'm 1965
But prior to the most recent "wave of feminism" it was used in the context of a person truely hating women, all women for who, what, and how they are. Now it can be applied to so many more people with different ideas at a whim.

Tl;dr: the residents of tumblr have left it as meaningless as gta 4 leaves the word fuck, by overuse.

You know, I came here fully prepared for a million replies telling me to cheat. but I'm really thankful that I didn't. this is all very good advice and I'll take it to heart the next time I see me coworker.

thanks

Don't and check em

well she is constantly telling me how beautiful I am and how attractive I am. every night she texts me about how much she loves me, and how lost she would be without me. it's my favorite part of my nights. it really warms my heart. so, yes, I'd say she does make me feel desired

You know that there is an entire board for this right?

no.

yes

no

yeah but I knew if I went on /adv/ I'd just get a bunch of "no"s. Sup Forums is the only way I could get an unbiased, random opinion.

maybe she lost her ass in a boating accident.

That definition matches the original intent of my post. Someone implied Sup Forums is softer on women these days. My post was to suggest that Sup Forums hasn't changed, it's merely shifted based on what the status quo is. If the status quo of Sup Forums is that everyone is overly hateful towards women because it's funny and acceptable, people will start intentionally not being hateful towards women to spite the people who are acting as such because it's the cool thing to do.
Sup Forums is not sexist inherently. Sup Forums is only sexist when it's asked not to be sexist

(I intentionally left out the M word so you won't be triggered)

sometimes you dont think it be like it is, but it do

Sexually, though?
Not to discount all that stuff you said. It's super sweet.. but I'm wondering if you're looking at other women because there's no sexual excitement coming from your girlfriend?

OH. well, she gives me head almost every night, but she HATES sex. she was a virgin when I met her and, to be honest after 3 years together, I still consider her one. we've had sex, get ready for this, THREE times in three years. she says it's because it hurts and it scares her or whatever, but it really frustrates me sometimes. it kind of makes me feel like I'm not good enough to hurt a little, and it sucks because I KNOW she'd love it after the first few times. the only reason I still consider her a virgin is because the 3 times we've had sex, nobody finished and I was only in there for a few minutes before she made me pull out.

There is no such thing as an
>unbiased opinion
The people of /adv/ would tell you to do what is the "safest choice" the people of Sup Forums will bet in both directions towards and against your success.

>(I intentionally left out the M word so you won't be triggered)
I wouldn't be "triggered" as you put it, this is a subject that is deserving of rational conversation.

>Someone implied Sup Forums is softer on women these days
To an extent it is, the mods pushed out alot of the people here who gave no fucks when they would post. Which annoyed a good number of anons.

>Sup Forums is not sexist inherently. Sup Forums is only sexist when it's asked not to be sexist
Sup Forums is a place like any other, it is neither sexist nor immune to being considered so. We are Sup Forums together but individually and to be fair here a number of us have had experiences that left us unable to like certain people, so it should be no surprise that some have had experiences that make them hate more than just a few people of a certain "type".

Honestly t dislike many people and things, but I like people as a whole though. The only person so far that I feel I can hold anything against is me. So for what it is worth over the years I have grown to hate me.

Are you me?

I suppose you're right about unbiased opinions. I guess I kind of went into this hoping to get told not to cheat, and /adv/ would've given me exactly what I wanted.

FUCK
this hit a personal chord with a past relationship
i was the one 100% against you cheating but now even i'm conflicted cause i can empathize.

I don't know man. Like. Even fucking christans agree that sexuality is important in a relationship, albeit marriage, but still.

Sexuality is definitely an important part. And you need to talk to her.
like.
fuck.

"We need to practice till you can give me some booty or i gotta be able to get some of my own."

still on the 'dont cheat' wagon, but you should talk to your gf about it.

Thats not cool.

P.S. at least you get head

is your name Raven because if so, this is fate and I've decided to eat your pussy and fuck the absolute hell out of you next time I see you at work, baby

Gay

thanks. it's great head, too. like, she sucked one dude's dick once in her whole life before meeting me, but my god is she a pro. your ultimatum is probably the smartest choice, but I just can't say that to her. it'd break her heart. at least cheating on her in silence wouldn't hurt her because she wouldn't know

Even if OP and his girlfriend are having trouble sexually that's still no reason to cheat. It's a reason to consider breaking up for sure though

I sort of messed up my own reply to >714282554 and only realized how ugly it was so I'll clean it all up:

Tl;dr: Everyone here is only human, it is natural that we form all kinds of opinions about everything and everyone.

trust me i know i felt the same way.

its really hard. its a pain emotionally to talk about that to them. you dont know how they will take it.
but it has to be done.

yea. eventually thats what happens.
and i wasnt saying he should. i said DONT cheat, AND talk to your gf.
and if they break up then that sucks.

>Love dearly
Obviously not.

Fucking this.

I am in a relationship now that i'm so pleased sexually it's almost unreal. Every other relationship i've been in I had the urge to cheat and always did and always hated myself for it and it was never enough. Sex is an extremely important part of who I am in a relationship and it took me years to realize that even though I wasn't primarily thinking about sex, subconsciously I knew I was missing something and I didn't really understand why I cheated so much, I just thought I was a pig. I wasn't happy and didn't know why. Everything else could be perfect but without being satisfied sexually none of that other shit mattered. Now I don't even think about other girls and wouldn't consider cheating because what for?
tl;dr If you were truly happy, without a doubt, you wouldn't cheat.

OP.. do you really think you're being kind to her by sparing her a break up while you sleep around?
Break up with her. She'll fucking get over it faster than she would if you do end up cheating and she does somehow find out.
You can't stand to see her sad because you don't want to be inconvenienced. You want control over the situation but you should at least try to think about the reality of the situation you're putting her in even if she never finds out.. unless you're a sociopath, but since you're on here asking for advice I don't think you are.

Well aren't you just the hammer that hit the nail square on the head user?

I'm glad you have a healthy perspective on your sexuality now user.
I suffered the same way and could never figure out why I always felt so guilty, even when I didn't cheat. Anyone who tells you sex doesn't matter in a relationship is either the sexless stump in their relationship or a Christian who has been taught to hate being happy

I had a similar experience, a gf whom hated sex so much that 2 times in a year was a "good" year. In ~3.5 years we had sex maybe 5 times, either never finished and I ended up going limp the last 4 times because of the reluctance and clear lack of interest on her end as she laid there like a dead starfish.
No head or anything either, because that's "gross" (even with condom), had maybe 10 handjobs a year from her.

You know what I did? I broke up with her.
We were at the point where we were only really close friends more than anything, something that doesn't work in a relationship when either party has any libido at all. (The lack of sex wasn't the only thing, we slowly started to grow apart.)

Never cheated, never even considered it, and zero regrets about that specifically. I'm glad I can still look at myself in the mirror I don't just uphold a "no cheating" policy until I get some urges but throughout instead.

Now I'm with a gf whom seems very much interested in me both mentally and physically/sexually, something I never felt before with that other girl.
If I had cheated on my ex, I wouldn't have been able to get myself to get with my current gf as she deserves much more than a cheater.
My ex also found a new bf with whom she does have that click or desire to try out having sex; it was heavily implied she does enjoy such things now, at least, so good on her.

You seriously considering cheating over breaking up shows your true colours, OP, and I sincerely hope your gf will either find someone more suited for her, or if you do end up cheating on her that she'll cheat on you more excessively and whatnot - and any woman you'll get in a relationship with henceforth as well.