Your country (very Sup Forums related)

>your country (very Sup Forums related)
>have you broken a phone?
USA
Yes

Cummies

it's okay. no one called you before so there's not much that has changed

this

>flag
>yes
Less than a week after getting my first smartphone it slipped out of my pocket and the screen cracked on the floor.

PL
I smashed it when I was drunk and angry

Kill yourself, you fat piece of shit

what did you put the receiver back down too hard?

hi cutie, i remember you. i want to kiss your tummy

No!
Mean
That really sucks
I broke mine while drunk as well, but idk what I did
REALLY mean!

i apologize

Weird

Flag
No, i've only cracked a phone screen once after using the same phone for 3 years, current phone is like new.

I could also kiss your neck, how would you feel about that?

It's okay; I forgive you
I had my last phone for a long time as well, but I guess I dropped it really badly when I was drunk and it gave out
Weirder

I could grip your hair tightly and kiss your neck and cheeks.

weirder in a good way?

Weirder in a "you're weird way"

sure, but don't tell me you wouldn't want to be dominated by me.

you're scary

I really don't

please, there's enough of me to go around

yes, I have anger problems

forgave me.. yup, def no one will call you

give me your email and i will show youm y penis

Loli cunny

Do you break phones often?
Okay
No, go away

give me your email or i will be forced to post it in this thread and get a 3 day ban

i apologize for real this time. just get a flip phone to look cool

Please don't

I got another smart phone; I do emails and such on my phone

DO IT!

No just one time, 8 years ago, I break other things too

you don't want daddy to get banned do you, baby? you don't want to not be able to see daddy for three days, do you?

show willy.. i'll visit you during your ban to give you come company :3

please, please. there's enough of me to go around. believe me.

Have you tried therapy? My brother used to be the same way too, but now he's unfortunately on meds
I'd prefer it; I don't care how lonely you're feeling today I'm not playing into your fantasies, dude

>enough of me to go around

you must be a fatty :(

do not want

please no post willy

You guys are racist

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my best friend broke like 8 phones in a three year period lol

I'am on therapy but without meds

Is he just clumsy?

he's bipolar.. also broke 3 tv's too lol

That's good; I don't think medication is the best choice
Yikes!

Does your roommate still leave a mess?

Not really, and all of it is secluded to his side so its alright. Thanks for asking!