Fucked up things you've done but are not really sorry you did

Fucked up things you've done but are not really sorry you did......

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fuck sister of my gf
she felt guilty, told her bf
they broke up
my gf went mad on her
sis is went hero

Make my own e-liquid for practically nothing while others in my family/house pay full price.
I know they're too lazy to learn for themselves and would just whine in my ear to make batch after batch for them.

I like to pee on myself while fapping.
I drank my own piss once.
I used to be able to suck my own dick but I stopped cuz I was having back problems.
I jack off in public toilets constantly.
I anally masturbated with a toothbrush.
I masturbated using MLP figurines.
I masturbate to MLP porn.
And a bunch of other stuff, but the most fucked up thing I've ever done was steal money from my sister, my mother, my father, my grandfather, my grandmother, my cousin and one of my old friends.
I must have gotten over €1.5K over a course of 5 years.
That is the most fucked up thing I've done and I have no regrets for it.

how is that fucked up?

THEY THE FOOL
WHO ARE UNAWARE OF HPW SORRY I AM OF HOW THEY INFECTED THEMESLEVES
WITH SUCH CORRUPTION TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WOTH SUCH DECEPTION

THE CORRUPTION THAT STEMS FROM THE EVIL THAT HAS INFECTED THEM WITH SUCH INVASIVE THEFT OF WHO THEY ARE AS AN SELF EXPRESSION OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE! THE SACRED EPICS

£0.07 vs £3.00

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Ass raped my prom date. We were fucking got her down for doggy then forced it up her ass ... she screamed a lot and it looks like it hurt but it felt great for me. Our relationship suffered greatly.

I shit in a girls math book in sixth grade because she shit-talked me. Stuck back in her backpack and when she opened it shit flew across the room. One of the most fucked up/funniest things I've ever done and witnessed.

i wonder why

i lie on Sup Forums. a lot.

not even kidding.

lol.

gtfo newfag

I actively collect and smoke all the resin from the hose and the unburnt green from the water of my billy every single I finish off what bud I have before I will go by more.
everyone flips it when they hear I do it but to be honest I don't care, it gets me high and its there so why not

She got fat
>obviously

nice trips but that's fucked im way to scared to smoke that shit

wat

>every single I
you are smoking it right now aren't you guy

That's not fucked up, that's jusy skeevy fucking stoner behaviour, you oily-fingered soap-dodger.

I know because I do exactly the same. If you roll it all up in a tiny square of tinfoil and smoke it by keeping a lighter on it in the bowl, it gets you high as fuck. Probably aluminum fumes, but hey-ho.

yeah I know its not fucked up everyone else just seems to freak when I smoke it, its like dude the whole purpose of smoking it is to get high and it works if I don't want to go get more buds

also I've never considered trying to smoke it that way, I usually just collect it all on some strong paper towel and spend like 10-15 mins squishing it with the paper towel till most the moisture is gone then leave it to dry somewhere for like an hour or two and then just chop a tiny bit of tobacco in to help with burning the resin and smoke it straight back through my billy like I would a normal cone but pulling alittle slower than usual

nice numbers

thank dued

Tinfoil, man. I used to drop it a little at a time on some ash over a gauze, but it's messy as shit and takes ages. Get a metal pin and take the stuff straight out of the down-pipe and smear it onto a square of foil about 1 inch across. then just tuck in the corners and roll it into a ball. Drop that into your bowl, and blast it with a lighter while you draw hard on the bong. Hits like a fucking bus, tastes like dry weed and being poor.

When I was around 10 years old, sometimes I'd sleep with my mother.

Long story short, when she was asleep i'd touch her body all over. She woke up once and never said anything.

How fucked up is it Sup Forums? I feel like I was going through an extremely curious stage in my life.

I regret it completely and find it disgusting I ever did that.

Not fucked up at all

Broke up a newly wed couple (less than 1 year married) by getting the chick to send nudes / masturbate for me constantly.
Got to the point where she would rather ring me for phonesex than pick her kid up from preschool

do you use other peoples toothbrushes?