Tech people who fix peoples computers

Tech people who fix peoples computers

What is the craziest shit you've found on someone's computer that you are fixing?

Dead flies in a condom

Several video files of a pensioner cheating on his wife.

No Man's Sky.

None of this now needed: Baby dead.

Never anything crazier than nudes...
Lots and lots of nudes

nudes of her and various dick pics in the recycle bin

>don't ask for pics this was years ago

generally i don't even look

I used to work in computer repair. Sometimes free computers would come through for parts and etc. I found a computer in the trash once, so I decided to snoop on the hard drive.

There were shitloads of text documents just saying "Matt is a Jew." over and over again. There were probably about 150 separate documents, all saying that same phrase.

Ah yes. The old recycle bin.

>guy brings in a desktop to debug
>has a ton of viruses in it
>doing my thing
>take a look in his recycle folder
>loaded with pics and videos
>mostly downloads
>one video labeled "me"
>curious so open it up
>video of this guy sucking on one dildo while fucking himself on another
>immediately washed my hands and wiped down the desktop with clorox wipes

BTW - guy was real good looking and married. Go figure.

I found child pornography in the recycling bin, I didn't mess with any of that shit though, just left it as is, the owner of the PC seemed like a normal dude though. Some of the most unsuspecting people are fucked in the head.

browser history only containing cuckold dwarf porns

kek

>Lot of edgy teen gore pictures
>Lot of porn
>One 16 year old hot chick had like 300 gb of hentai, was not expecting that
>Some autist had Excel spreadsheets with every day of his life recorded including masturbating
Also not crazy shit but I was given a trash computer with a bitcoin wallet on it with about $3500 in it a long time ago, should have held onto it because prices were so low back then.

Gay porn. Lots of porn.

Images of a white woman and a white man having consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

my god the horror, hopefully you contacted the proper authorities

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Top kek

>child porn, heaps of child porn shits nasty
>15 yearold brought in a laptop, had heaps of "hacker" programs (viruses)
>40 yearold woman came in, had minion memes in a folder

yearold woman came in, had minion memes in a folder

gross

Sand.

Said the laptop couldnt hold a charge, they've had it for two years. Noticed the battery was still in the packaging in the original box.

Decided to crack it open and clean it out anyway, they were paying for the service afterall, may as well do something.

Sand. A stupid amount of sand.

What really bugged me is the laptop had no battery so it wasn't mobile, how the fuck did it get that much sand in it?

Everybody here who thinks its unusual to save porn on a personal pc is retarded.

>tfw desktop recently died
>too chicken shit to take it to get diagnosed or repaired because of Sup Forums folder and shit tons of TOTALLY LEGAL ANIME

At least I still have muh laptop

Mine is hidden somewhere deep inside windows files

Wut.exe

>Not knowing how to remove a drive and pluging it into another pc

Pretty interesting, I'd dig further if I were you

It's not even that. My desktop was like my baby. I can't just throw away my baby.

Really, I think my mobo is just fried cause the thing doesn't post. The PSU is fine, everything clicks on and stuff. But the thing won't post.

Also I don't have another PC to plug it into, faggot.

Father in law's laptop had 2 or 3 short porn videos. Looks old, 90's, one of them the chick was actually getting fucked by an ear of corn.
>mfw he's latino

Nudes (17 year old girl) and barbed wire festish porn from some old dude.

>says he has a laptop
>doesn't have another computer to plug hdd into

le wut?

You have laptop, buy a fucking sata -> usb adapter and delete your tentacle loli porn. Put hdd back to PC and let some nerd fix it without worrying that CIA will drone-strike your ass.

Sounds like the guy who used that computer had a colleague named Matt and couldn't express his frustration with him so typed random file names on his desktop.

Shame on him for being an anti semite in 2k16 though.

I had the same feeling for my second pc. Still have the same case and all the hard drives as backups.

You can buy a drive to usb adapter for 5$

Since we're here might as well ask.

Is there any specific way to become a pc-repair man? Im actually searching for some course to do,but haven't done any school for this when i was young. (im 23yo)

We usualy get a pedo come in every few months begging us to fix his drives.
When the customer specifically ask us not to check the content on the disk we know we got another pedo on our hands.

Did you turn the hard drive into the cyber police? That shit is fucked, dude.

It must have been on a fucking beach you brainless imbecile bastard

Never realized that

THESE existed. Might check that out. Thanks Sup Forums. You flaming faggots.

if you're this retarded then you shouldn't have a pc.

time to start using apple products.

Wow, you sure convinced me with your hot opinions.

reading comprehension fail

It doesn't have a battery so how can it be used on a beach?

Maybe they used it while eating a lot of...sandwiches.

Nah, that's bullshit. I know matt, and he totally isn't.

Can you not into reading comprehension?

Oh snap, are you the same guy from that "Fallout" thread?

>[Empty]
>Open anyway

Well, I made a code that opens the Pokémon Go Song infinitely and it crashed my friends computer

>Mom brings PC, says smoke is coming out
>Open it up
>Large plastic bag of weed inside

Funny as shit, Mom threw a huge tantrum and called the police to get her son arrested.

child porn, now he is in prison

I hide all of my porn in civ 5 game files

Doesn't really count since this computer was actually recovered from some trash, but I found a folder in some guy's windows directory filled with pictures of chicks in slutty clothes and high heels killing small mice by sitting on them and crushing them with their heels. Creepiest shit I actually found on a computer, but tame by Sup Forums standards.

That's adorable. I rembember hiding my stuff too.

Pedo-Porn and Darknet-Files, also some datas with really evil shitzzz

we called the Police und they jailed him for 13 years

There where Porns were he fucked and kilked Childs himself


FunFact: he just wanted us to kill a Virus kek

And that wallet didn't have a passphrase, huh? Seems totally legit.

>Magically can't have been on a beach physically because it doesn't physically have a battery in it
Is there some force field that stops you from entering within a 5 mile radius of a beach if you're carrying a batteryless laptop?

Did you guys get on the short bus?

I'll take What's an extension cord? for about tree fidy thanks.

Screen shots of Sup Forums .... dude was a sick fuck.

I am professional and very discreet with the information of my clients.

Serious question: do you have legal obligation to turn him in?
Another way to think about it: if he got caught and it was discovered you had accessed his computer immediately prior, could you be fucked?

3G wasnt working in a guys company phone.
I decided to see some files, just for curiosity
lots of pics of his wife naked (I know her)

>hide
>mein sides

ever hear of picasa dickhead?

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I don't know one single jew named Matthew.
Smells bullshit..

Damn
was a lot of it videos or plain image files?

Dear Mr K. Dilkington,

OMG user DID IT

what kind of sperglord are you that you take a copmputer with now power to the beach with you?

is that like fake texting when you're around other people?

%appdata% isn't deep, dumbass

You can't use dollar sign in paths faggot

>Another way to think about it: if he got caught and it was discovered you had accessed his computer immediately prior, could you be fucked?

This is an interesting question.

mines hidden in the "My Porn" folder

He's doing his thing. god bless him

Why do you spastics download porn when you can just look it up on any porn site?

Are you fucking retards still jacking it to pictures? Are you all 13?

>sand
>beach
Does you're pea brain not connect those two things dipshit? I don't take computers with no power to a beach personally but it's not unreasonable to assume if something's filled with sand that it's been at a beach of some sort. Your annoying me now so im gonna stop replying.

I work at a Geek Squad in the Midwest. We've had to call the cops for child porn on two separate occasions.

Probably deployed to iraqor something

Sandwiches do not involve actual sand.

So what you're saying is you're the kind of brainless retard who'd take a battery-less computer to a fucking beach and use an extension cord or sit close enough to an outlet that you may as well not be at the beach at all?

This is why I'm glad fertility rates have dropped globally.

What stops tech guys from saying they didn't see it?

I collect the things i actually consider quality so i can access it fast, why is this concept so alien to you?

I don't need files to keep porn. I got irl memory.

You're going to think I'm making this up, but shit is 100% true. I've been a PC Tech for years now, and I knew this family from a few years back, we were on good terms and I'd advise them whenever they wanted a new iPad or Phone.

So it's the Mother (47 year old redhead, not great looking but I've seen worse), Dad who is 43, Son who is 11 and Daughter who is 17. Dad asks me to come over and take a look, he thinks something is wrong with his laptop. Someone had dropped it and the hard drive was on its way out, so I removed the drive and said I'll try and recover whatever I can for them. Dad gets a slightly worried look on his face and says, "Maybe we should just get a new one!" Mother disagrees and says she doesn't want to lose their family pictures, so he reluctantly agrees. I think nothing of it.

Anyway, recovery runs overnight, I check the next morning and most files have been recovered. But there's a hidden folder stored in the Windows directory with mpegs in it. Wanna guess what those video files were?

Daddy lying with his pants off on the couch. Right, okay, I really don't want to see ugly wife come in, I think I'm gonna turn off now--- Suddenly this tight little ass appears with long blonde hair down her back. Oh shit! Daddy has a girlfriend!!! Girl gets down and starts sucking him off for a few minutes, then proceeds to mount and ride him for another 5 minutes or so, but this bitch is really fucking into it. I see her face turn to the side and it's his fucking DAUGHTER. He blows his load inside her, hands some toilet paper, she gets off and a bit of cum drips out of her, walks off, and Dad walks over to the laptop and stops the vid.

The folder was full of videos just like that. He had been fucking his daughter and filming it on webcam and the files were dated two years prior, which means she was 14/15 at the time. But she looks like she was really fucking into it! If he was raping her, it was statutory only.

Jesus Christ, I was fucking eating when I read that. That is disgusting.

He did that on purpose. Wants you to join them.

>your annoying
>your
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incase the wifi goes out

Barf

>Throw away my baby
cause the HDD is fucked?
Do you not know or just don't care?

>I'm going to stop reply. Not because I'm a moron, but because you're annoying me with logic.

It is EXTREMELY unreasonable to assume someone took a laptop to a beach without a means of mobility. When you think convenient electricity, the beach is the last place you'd assume.

With that in mind, the presence of sand inside a laptop with no mobile power source would strike anyone as unreasonable. That's no to say it's not possible, since no one said it wasn't, it's to say that one wouldn't assume they brought a computer to a beach with the intention of finding an outlet, plugging it in, and using it while tethered to said outlet which would be far enough from the water that it'd be pointless to be at the beach at all.

Not this user but the first one who called out you reading comp. failures. Of course it was taken somewhere where there's a lot of sand ostensibly, but no reasonable, sane person would do it. That's what makes it funny.

We're pointing out how silly it is, it isn't forbidden by the laws of physics.

You must be capital-A Autistic to serious have issues like this. The sort of dude who needs jokes to be explained to them.

At home it's fine, but on my travels I'm often in places with horrible wifi, and at that point I turn to my downloaded collection. Can't jack it to a vid that's buffering every 3 seconds.

In Germany, u cant be fucked

If they get caught, they are fucked, if u caught them u r a Hero for Police bruh

Also the costumer allows u too see his data immedialtly when he hands out his pc

But its forbidden to copy personel Data

Buuuuut if the Guy hav some Movies and Songs u Can copy them cause they arent Personen shit :0

Can you read?

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Nope. They would have to prove you actual viewed the folderor content. It would be to big of a hassle just to get a guy that was just doing his job.

this needed to be said

fucking hivemind

As for wierdest files, all I can think of is homemade pronz... you get LOTS of that

>to be said
>be said
>be sand