How it's like to have a gf?

how it's like to have a gf?

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like having a fuck doll that whines and takes your cash

Like bags of sand

post cool normie things that your gf does for you :3

like preparing breakfast, fulfilling your dirty fetishes etc :3

It's similar to a video game that people tell you "trust me, it gets good" so you keep playing it, trying to do your best, and any minor or major accomplishment is met with more trials and quests because nothing is ever truly good enough or satisfying.

just get a best friend (who is a dude) and start masturbating to whatever the fuck porn you want, whenever you want. it's way more fulfilling than wasting your time, energy, money, on some ungrateful cunt

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I made a song about it

fpbp

Imagine it like this: a girl is always wanting your attention while you are busy getting shit done and she barely puts out.

Best to just "date around", you get more sex and less naggy women that way. Keep dating a few at the same time and you are a happy man.

Once one of them gets out of line, you ghost them and move onto the next one.

This.

She is probably gonna want to know what you're doing, 24/7. You won't be able to leave or even walk in the door without answering 20 questions. She will get moody and withold pussy from you. If she is like most girls now, she won't / doesn't know how to cook. She is probably plotting against you too. Looking for the next guy with a bigger dick or a bigger bank account.

The ONLY thing women have to offer at all is their bodies. This wasn't always the case, but it is now, and it sucks.
Don't get tied down unless you're getting as much sex as you want, when you want, how you want. She's getting everything she wants. status, money, a free ride, the only thing she has to offer is her vag/asshole.

>this

Trust me. Take it from an old fag ( I'm almost 40 ). I have 2 or 3 I keep around for when I want to fuck, on a pretty steady rotation. I keep another 3 or 4 on a lighter rotation for whatever I need. Best one to find is a bitch that is a whore that is married. You generally don't have to worry about them coming around unexpectedly, because they have some cuck at home they have to answer to.

Your experience may vary. For me it's like having a friend that doesn't care what you do. Doesn't ask for money. Loves you and let's you live how you want.

Salty coins and milk

I'm starting to think that all these posters are living in an imaginary world

It's a pain in the ass and I wouldn't keep mine if hookers were less expensive.

This, also complains, and the fuck doll part is very circumstantial.

You fell for the brainwashing, user. I hope you can recover from it. Women are wastes of space who KNOW that they can get anything they want with their bodies and use this every second of every day.

Maybe you need to start dating women outside of high school

ITT: sexually frustrated anons venting from their mom's basement.

this plus sex. I can see other anons are pretty miserable if they can't find a woman like that. If you have shitty taste for women, don't bitch about how bad they are. It's your fault for choosing the wrong ones

I'm actually on the toilet. Of my own home.

It's like a hooker who lives with you. Now hear me out. You pay for the dinners. You pay for the entertainment. On the off chance that she might blow you at the end of it. So she's not even a real hooker. Because it real hooker would still put out at the end of the night. In short having a girlfriend is f****** expensive

If you have to ask, you will never know

virginfag.

Its pretty nice if you find the right girl.

We talk and hang out, watch movies, study for classes together, play board games, etc.
We're in the same program at my college so it helps out really - we spend a lot of time together and enjoy each other's company,

If you date a girl because she gets your dick hard and thats it you're as dumb as most of the people in this thread - a relationship is about caring about each other and wanting to be around each other, sex is just a bonus if it happens.

You should find someone that can take care of herself. Shit my girl offers to pay for my dinner all the time. She doesn't need a wallet for a boyfriend.

Kek

Seems like she wants to just have someone around not to be lonely.

>doesn't care what you do
Yet, or she just doesn't really "care" about you.

>Doesn't ask for money.
Yet. She will start asking for more "romantic" (and expensive) dates, i.e for you to prove how much you really love her.

>Loves you and let's you live how you want
You probably aren't living your life to your maximum potential. Women ALWAYS complain how I go too much to the gym or I work too much on my projects, they always find a reason to nag when I'm not spending time on them. They simply want more time than I can care to provide for them.

Sorry to say this, but you are probably a guy she isn't afraid to lose. I don't give women my commitment unless they are fucking exceptional (which in 99% of the cases they aren't).

Sounds like the cause of your problems with women lie within your autistic self.

>how it's like to have a gif?

Better than a jpg, I guess.

Don't blame him for shitty women. Women have been trash people since time began, before you or I were even hatched.
Their contributions are child birth, sex, and cleaning. And they don't even have to CLEAN anymore, they have machines for that now.

awesome at first, then ups & downs. gets boring after a while....

Different is the only accurate way to respond.

Grass is always greener.

Im in a good relationship and ive had plenty of good stretches of being single.

Everything changes. Its cooler in a lot of ways and fuckin blows in a lot of other ways.

Youd have to experience it to know what I mean but you arent losing quality of life, here.

Yeah she's not afraid to lose me. It's only been 10 years that we've been together. Doesn't sound too serious right?

Frankly, overrated. It doesn't matter how awesome she is or how close you are, you'll start feeling suffocated which will bum you out even more so you'll spend more time thinking of excuses why you can't see her today than actually enjoy time together. You can then break up, which will only lead to you missing her more than ever, or you can suffer through the phases when you absolutely can't her waiting for those brief moments when you feel good not being alone or with people you only marginally care about.

I have a Chinese gf. Let me explain why it's the best

I'm very lucky with my current gf. She let's me do anything to her even when she doesn't want. So if I want to fuck her basically I can for example walk up to her in the kitchen, grab her by her cunt and tell her I'm going to fuck her there. Then I forcefully grab the back of the neck and guide her to the bed. Push her on it. Pull down her pants and panties and just fuck her as hard as I like. No complaints.

I had a talk with her recently and asked her if she was letting me have sex with her even when she doesn't want it. She said yes. Normally a guy would then say okay I will consider her feelings more or some gay shit like that. Instead I complimented her and told her that this was very good behaviour on her part. Her body is for me to have sex with whenever I want and she is to accept this as fact.

been with my wife for 18 years. been through it all. although Sunday we fucked & this morning she jacked me off in the shower so I can't complain too much.

its like having a room mate that doesnt mind you touching them, sometimes. its not all cumshots, you know

You sound lonely

It's a pain in the ass

sometimes its stress pure for no reason (because girls are just stupid)
sometimes is good to have one, its free sex and like a good friend which stays behind you

having a gf you're into is pretty great. just do lots of day trips together like where you wake up fuck, go play mini golf, go home watch movie, fuck, sleep.

***obviously breakups suck aLot if you was into her.

It's like compromising between the need for freedom and the crushing loneliness. Pretty fun for a couple months but it gets annoying as fuck if you like doing your own thing, planning time to yourself etc.

The sex is fun until she starts using it as leverage though.

i had a gf on runescape once, shit was cash

Like having to look after a child that has learned to dress itself and spend money but little else. If you're very lucky they might get a pretend job a few days a week in retail, but mostly they're a massive financial drag that works out slightly cheaper than escorts on a per-fuck basis.

That's speaking from being with the same woman for four years. I must have dated 20ish women before I realised generationaly and culturally its a lost cause. Thats why I'll never actually marry her (not that she knows this)

>Like having to look after a child that has learned to dress itself and spend money but little else

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like everything it depends:

I only had a crazy one and a shy one. I was lucky both of the were always horny thats true.

Depends on gf... had many and all were different, now i'm married.

Let me put it this way. You wouldn't buy a car without a test drive.