Everytime I enter a room, it must be with my right foot, if not, I must do everything I did before entering...

everytime I enter a room, it must be with my right foot, if not, I must do everything I did before entering, then enter with right foot,

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i always hit the inside of the bowl at least a little when i pee, never all water

i manipulate numbers i find. License plates, clocks, serial numbers etc.

When I'm taking shits I often pretend:

A. Battles are going on, guns or swords
B. I'm powering up like a super saiyan
C. Combination of the two

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When I see a word that I see all the time, I pronounce it backwards in my mind, probably out of boredom.
e.g. "smoortser" or "retaw"

Clinically diagnosed OCDfag here, you need some help, OP.
You might, too.

>Clinically diagnosed OCDfag here, you need some help, OP.
op here, I got help. Trust me, I was a lot worse.

1. Turn off unused lights in a room. Can't stand having a running light and nobody in a room.
2. Phones, and wallet have to be in the right "pocket' everytime.

i think my weirdest is that i always have to have a semicolon in my clipboard. basically after every sentence i type, i write a ; and cut it out.

oh im diagnosed. I have schizoaffective disorder bipolar type and OCD. So. I take meds, and go to therapy. I just find a balance in my life. sometimes its hard.

i always have to tie my shoes if they come untied

I force people to enter rooms with their left foot first.

I rock back and forth when I'm lying in bed to sleep.

Nah, OP is just muslim. The Koran says that if you enter the bathroom with the wrong foot then Satan plays with your bowels. This is the source of all bathroom related troubles

This Thread sure Is Funny

for real? What the fuck

I "type" with my teeth. Like think of the word love I move my teeth around in my mouth to "type" it to myself. Is that normal? I do it all day.

oh shit yea forgot:
3. ketchup and mayonnaise, once touched on a plate are uneatable.
4. used to do this shit especially after 8 hours of programming (when i was still in school)
5. leave unnecessary spaces/breaks/lines when writing essays.
6. adding unnecessary numbering to lists

Too much C++
Switch to python

yeah, I still remember the one time accidentally pasting in 20 lines of code. that startled me so much that i started the semicolon habit.

I'M GAY LOL

>adding unnecessary numbering to lists
Kek

Same I do that with internet arguments as well

I do something similar to this.
For example if I read the word multigrain, in my mind I pronounce it grultimain. The reason why I do this is because of a song from a children's show in my country. It became a thing among my friends to do it to words while hanging out and it just kinda got stuck in my head now. You get funny sounding words out of it though.

Beating up dorks!

>B. I'm powering up like a super saiyan
I yell kammmmaa kammmaaa kammmahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! as I shit sometimes

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".
First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.
Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.
The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

ME TOO LOL

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the pattern is left right, right left

or

right left, left right

you can do this in as many components as you want

left right

to balance it out

right left

then start again opposite

right left left right

now start again and mirror that rebalance it

right left left right left right right left

then mirror it from the beginning again to rebalance and get:

right left left right
left right right left
left right right left
right left left right

then again

right left left right
left right right left
left right right left
right left left right
left right right left
right left left right
right left left right
left right right left

we're at 4 sets of 4 sets of 4 now

repeat, tapping fingers/buttons/shoes/winking eyes faster and more obsessively until my brain runs out of RAM

ive done this since i was a child

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I pick my nose and put my boogers in a line according to size. Then when I hear someone enter the room, I would quickly mash them up into a ball and eat it.

hey OP, you still here? or someone with diagnosed OCD answer me this:
how do you feel when you just cant enter on the right foot? as in if you just keep doing it wrong and cant get it right?
how do you feel and what do you think until you get it spot on? and after? thanks mate

i get hysterical or incredible mad when someone change my plans, take my stuff and moves it, or just like.. i am expecting someone to do something because we told so and he does different thing, makes me raging to the point i cant think straight, idk why

Trying this hard.

nothing, because im not a fucking retard.

After a long day at work, I come home. Smoke a bowl. Jerk off, then when wife arrives, make food. movies, fuck her ass, sleep.

ur too right in the body from being left with her in the brain u take too much drugs or at least the thought of her or her imaginary guy op.....

lol whats that hacky sack doing in that silver play bucket

I somehow am still stressed out though. mostly due to mongoloids around me. I swear to christ if you look in my in-laws fridge you'll find shit that expired back in 2012. The worst part is they like to "cook" and try and trick people into eating gross shit, Bitch was once offended i would not eat ham and bean soup... made with old green ham. Said it was insulting i refused to taste it. REAL liberal fuckers too

anytime im at a bar: the glass, coaster, my phone, wallet, glasses must be geometrically aligned on the table. they must have even spacing and as uniform of an alignment as possible. the glass must be in the center of the coaster. You can never quite get things lined up, so i just end up fidgeting with them all night

I draw on things, anything i can get my hands on when idle. Aint half bad anymore. Draw shitty furry porn these days (but not on everything). Because why the fuck not?

I think youre actually meant to enter the bathroom with your left.

I have to keep my knife and multitool with me at all times when I go outside. It is non-negotiable.

Wuss

whenever I walk around the house, I constantly bend my toes and push them against the floor to crack the joints.

My most ocd-like symptom would be an inability to let thoughts pass, I can become fixated on something and be totally unable to get it out of my head. Like getting a song stuck in your head or an image from a scary movie but this can happen with all sorts of things. I also rehearse even simple conversations over and over in my head and if it goes bad or good keep rehearsing all of the interactions I have with people.

Whenever I see a post I don't like, I have to shitpost it in the faggiest way I can. Even if it's something like, "Ur m0M XDDDDD" I just have this urge to do it.

Why?

I do the same thing. Also I try to do everything in 3s

i have the daily urge to kill at least one nigger or spic. is something wrong with me?

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>at least one
Yes, you're setting the bar way too low.

Whenever I bleed I like to taste it for some reason. Not like some vampire wannabe asshole. Just dip my fingers in the wound and lick the blood off a bit.

wow, you sure are boring

Because you are a wussy, That's why.
I get being prepared for things.
>(I keep a B.O.B. in the jeep)
But you most likely carry that for self defense or fantasize about using it as such. I know this because multi tools already have a knife, you do not need an "additional" At that point you are just being a tryhard little fucker.

Everything has to be in the right pocket, have to check every few minutes with a swift few moves, going from top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right. Looks like I'm dancing fucking makarena

I do this all day erry day. I also touch my thumbs to my fingertips to count out syllables in a sentence.

Not all multitools come with knives, dumbass
Also
>Jeep