Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Jennfier Lawrence standing there
Wat do???

Call ADT cause I need a security system

leave

KIL MY SELF THEN DRAWN AND QUARTERED

tell her unless she grows a dick to get out!

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>take pics
>undress her
>more pics
>fuck her
>even more pics
>...
>fappening 2

Idiot you'd be facing the same way

Look at the ground while apologizing for raping her with my sight.

Tell her to leave. If she doesn't call the police because I didn't invite her and she's trespassing on private property

spntaneously come. Then ask what she's doing, then come again.

Being this new

Tell her it's the 4th time this week, how many times do I have to tell you I don't want to shit on your chest

>JLaw
>Not Sabrina Carpenter

Make her sign my hunger games box set then kindly ask her to leave and mind the piss bottles on way out

Stay calm, I have already seen her naked.

call the cops i got a white bitch whos been stabbed in my house
also my semen is in her somehow the killer must have found one of my cum dime bags

Newfag

Punch her in her stupid fucking face

newfaggot detected

reach for my gun

flip her over 360 deg and niff anus

Start a polite conversation with her about why she is in my home, scold her for breaking and entering, smooth things over by asking her if she wants to stay for dinner, have dinner, take her home, go back to my house and jerk off.

>Taking a bait this obvious
>Using the word newfag
Nobody but insecure underage kiddos even use that word any more.

>"Oh, hey Jen."

Go back to the store and get a better padlock for the basement

Masturbate furiously.

...

make her eat eggs

Make her check my dubs.

call the police.

tubkek

Make her eat ALL the eggs.

volunteer as tribute

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>nobody uses newfag anymore
Confirmation that Sup Forums has been long dead.

gtfo faggot

grab her pussy