>Walk into your house
>You find Jennfier Lawrence standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your house
Call ADT cause I need a security system
leave
KIL MY SELF THEN DRAWN AND QUARTERED
tell her unless she grows a dick to get out!
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>take pics
>undress her
>more pics
>fuck her
>even more pics
>...
>fappening 2
Idiot you'd be facing the same way
Look at the ground while apologizing for raping her with my sight.
Tell her to leave. If she doesn't call the police because I didn't invite her and she's trespassing on private property
spntaneously come. Then ask what she's doing, then come again.
Being this new
Tell her it's the 4th time this week, how many times do I have to tell you I don't want to shit on your chest
>JLaw
>Not Sabrina Carpenter
Make her sign my hunger games box set then kindly ask her to leave and mind the piss bottles on way out
Stay calm, I have already seen her naked.
call the cops i got a white bitch whos been stabbed in my house
also my semen is in her somehow the killer must have found one of my cum dime bags
Newfag
Punch her in her stupid fucking face
newfaggot detected
reach for my gun
flip her over 360 deg and niff anus
Start a polite conversation with her about why she is in my home, scold her for breaking and entering, smooth things over by asking her if she wants to stay for dinner, have dinner, take her home, go back to my house and jerk off.
>Taking a bait this obvious
>Using the word newfag
Nobody but insecure underage kiddos even use that word any more.
>"Oh, hey Jen."
Go back to the store and get a better padlock for the basement
Masturbate furiously.
...
make her eat eggs
Make her check my dubs.
call the police.
tubkek
Make her eat ALL the eggs.
volunteer as tribute
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>nobody uses newfag anymore
Confirmation that Sup Forums has been long dead.
gtfo faggot
grab her pussy