You're walking down an alley with your GF and you come across Ultra-Giga-Nigga...

You're walking down an alley with your GF and you come across Ultra-Giga-Nigga. He says he's super horny and is going to go ahead and rape one of you two but you get to pick who. Do you let him rape you or your GF?

dubs he rapes himself

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dubs get

He is that big he could do fa after a few minutes and will be super slow. You could stab him to death if you can dodge in for a few minutes

I do my best to roll quints to dispel the demon or I could disgust him with my faggotry.

Let him rape the gf obviously.
No way I'm going to let him tear my ass up and I could always dump her afterwards.

Jokes on him I don't exist

This is now a big, gay thread.

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Just shoot tha nigga

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Ultra-Giga-Nigga won't last long.
>Make him run a bit
>Cardiac arrest
>Muh "steroids"
>Drops dead
>Profit
>Rape

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