*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

"My cousin just fucking died."

look over there, mark. another relative of yours just threw an aerosol can out in the trash.

Another school just got shot up

*incoherent rambling about boxing*

Hey mark tell about that time a girl touched your dick in 6th grade

*panera bread ode*

>this artist just lost a loved one. say something nice about him!

WENT DOWN TO PANERA BREAD
*belch*
RICHARD RAMIREZ
*wheeze*
ANYONE CATCH THAT PACQUIAO FIGHT LAST WEEK?

>finish touring
>turn on tv
>hear sad news
>write enough songs for three abums

He looks like a genuine retard with that haircut and weight

>Until 4 AM, I watched movies

THOUGHT ABOUT RICHARD RAMIREZ WHILE I WAS LYING IN MY BATH TUB

AND HOW HE KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE BACK IN THE 1980s

I THINK MY GRANDMAW'S SISTER WAS ONE OF HIS VICTIMS

MY GRANDMAW MY GRANDMAW'S SISTER

Ohio

Have I ever told you about Ohio?

Muhammed ali died today

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND IT OCCURRED

I NEED TO GO AND DROP A HUGE TURD

WENT BACK TO BED AND SLEPT ALL DAY UNTIL I GOT A CALL FROM MY SISTER

CAUGHT UP WITH HER AND TOLD HER I MISSED HER

this tard can't even use a smartphone

I found it pretty cool that he named a song "From Bergen to Trondheim", when I attended the concert he was flying flying to.

Seems like this dude just writes songs about Ohio and touring in scandinavia non-stop.

major kek

He looks like they shrunk his face to 80% in MS Paint

BLUE CRAB CAKES

Is this one real

kek

>Sup, bitch.

maybe musicians should start watching more tv