SHIT MEALS THREAD

SHIT MEALS THREAD.

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better than eating nothing for 3 days

fucking spoilt rich kid

Calling this a meal is quite the stretch.

Why not just eat that shit separately?

How black or mexican are you on a scale of 1-10?

Breakfast AND lunch in 1 bowl.

Love it.

If you family couldn't afford to provide for you for 3 days, your entire lineage deserves to die out TBH familia

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So many places you can get free food

That's why I don't give homeless people money, most of the time they're not even homeless, they have a shelter or hotel that welfare pays for. They just like being on the streets
I've met quite a few people who claim that they were actors and just spend their money on drugs, and they still have a lot of money... they just like to live a poor life

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white orphan, no family or friends, work in a shitty job because i never had a chance surrounded by niggers and mexicans in a shit part of town where nobody wants to live

I hope the people who contributed to your birth died slowly and painfully.

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that's sad.

have a pic of a 9lb pork shoulder, i threw about 4lbs of it away when i got sick of eating it.

The city of you.

That s pretty good

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LOL

really?

>implying newfag who can't greentext
>however relevant story
>be me 9 years old before parents split up
>being amerifag family we are go to local buffet place every Thursday, pizza Friday..etc
>Thursday night, my record of plates of food eaten was 18
>tonight I'm going for 19
>first up to bat, potstickers, rice, veggies, and my glorious favorite, cold muscles
>done in two minutes
>time for some broccoli beef and chilly sea boogers. Nothing else
>gone
>gimme dat froot and the oceans greatest gift to my fat ass
>devoured
>shrimp, oysters, and you guessed it
>cold muscles
>rinse and repeat this cycle until I manage to hit 22 plates
>cold muscles with every plate
>grand finale of this masterpiece meal, ice cream.
>magic cow cream of pure vanilla and fantastic chocolate from a shitty ass machine that sounded like it wanted to die
>but my soul craves more
>more cold muscles
>idontneedit.jpg
>sweaty little nine year old white kid with a bowl of ice-cream standing there menacingly stating at fucking cold muscles.
>put a muscle on top of bowl, the biggest joociest, meatiest muscle.
>walk back to table
>family staring in horror as I take first bite of ice-cream after devouring mega muscle.
>first bite pure bliss
>tasted like muscles and cream
>cry from happiness
>mfw sick for two weeks afterwards
>found out that many muscles nearly killed me
>still do eat muscles to this day

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>implying can't greentext
>greentext

post more food.

Id like to make this

>crackers and cheese

what the fuck is wrong with this fucking guy

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This is an art.

kek'd pretty hard

that looks delicious in a disgusting way

How hard was it boiled over? And are the jellybeans raw?

youtube.com/watch?v=_weh9B3W4PQ&t=29s

Bumping to keep this thread alive. I need some more

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Mmmm processed "cheese product".

>i make my own cheese

fuck off ya uppity queer.

calling bs
- kys

Why so much SUGAR? You could leave that out and you'd have a pretty healthy meal.

Seriously even if that was all I had. I wouldn't fucking eat it like that.

2edgy4me m8

>Sup Forums

>we health conscious now

>shooters sandwich
ive never seen it with bacon

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This, this thing right here is a fucking masterpiece.

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I am Vegan and morally superior to all of you.

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sure thing champ

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>doesn't mind all the voles and shit getting masacred like a haulocaust every harvest
>one cow feeds multiple families

lold.

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Rate my dinner,

Chinese five spices pork with coriander, spring onions and chilli peppers in a steamed bun

>needs thermometer to know when done

I just made pancakes

I'm not, but that does look good as long as the brocolli and tofu were prepared correctly

>cooking at a low temp for hours while drunk

>has a wireless alarm inside the house to let me know when it hits temp

yeah you're right, using the right tools for the job is absolutely idiotic. do you still have a flip phone?

Baked sweet potato with cheese, sour cream, coriander, shrimps, tomatoes

Hillbillies like to stand around the fire and stare at the steak while it cooks
>from Texas
>would know

>chop the potato
>serve on bread
>would do.

Lol no

Went to a restaurant in shinjuku today, was nice

>the steak

that was a 4.5lb chuck roast, it took a while.

Here's dessert

fried in lard

>fried in lard

>morally superior to meat eaters
>kills innocent plants

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what is it like being in japan are there cute girls who cover their mouths when they giggle i want to go there and meet them but i am too shy

Looks nice. I'd want that. Seems like it might spill over, but tasty none the less.

Fat flabby american pancakes, not sure if I'd want them that thick. Where's my syrup? No, not maple leaf shit, fuck Canadians I mean.. treacle?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treacle
See picture, the stuff in the middle.

>Sweet potato
YUuhh- please. No more.

Too much vegetables, what are you, a healthy eater? Get out of here. I'd still eat it, but I'd be making a displeased face occasionally.

Better.

That looks good! I'll stop commenting on your photos now that we're back at a high point again.

Is that some kind of innuendo?

bump

so you do still have a flip phone.

Where did the third ribeye go?

a snack in between all the prep time i assume.

who could wait 4 hours for a sandwich?

How'd you spot a vegan in a crowd?
You don't they tell you

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That doesn't look appealing at all. But it certainly outshines everything else posted here.

I'm not morally opposed to veganism, or vegeterianism.

I am however morally opposed to you thinking you're hot shit because you're not.

You realize what devastating effect "vegan" lifestyle has on the microcosm of life on "vegan" farms?

There are no birds. If you'd ever been a farmer, or even visited one of the "organic" farms you brag about you'd have noticed this. (or maybe not, 90% chance you're from the city and have never been anywhere near where your food comes from)

Birds avoid "organic" farms. As do rabbits, voles, and field mice. You can figure that one out on your own.

>How'd you spot a vegan in a crowd?

thru a scope.

why did you post that in a shit food thread?

There's a pretty wide range between processed cheese product and home made cheese. Hell, fucking Sargento is gross but at least it's technically real cheese.

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now that's a meal!

This sounds like a great way to get food poisoning.

you sound like a homo.

ahhh id love my a good old milk steak now

looks good what's the problem officer

My brother in law puts goldfish crackers on his chili, essentially combining these two products

you might experience this in life from time to time, people eating things you would not.

it's normal, we all like different shit. get over it.

don't listen to
Im with you mate!

favourite ramen toppings?

mine is fried egg, blacke papper, lime and [any combination of: kale, green onion, coriander, pak choi]

i ' m
dronke

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so... you got those measurements in american? I dont know nazi measurements

>Nigger

that water fasting

1 gram = 1 pebble
100 gram = 1 stone
10,000 gram = 1/2 boulder
20,000 gram - full boulder