Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your mom on your bed like this
Wat do???

question her choice of pubic hairstyle

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i guesss it's time to eat her pussy out

The same thing I always do. Have her suck my dick and fuck her brains out.

Turn around and head to the phone, call child protective services

go for the fart box

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jump on that pussy and eat it out while i jerk off, cum, eat her out more until I recover, then make mommy proud with how long I last. Damn I'd love to fuck my mom. I'm gonna go fap to some milfs now

I'm not an autist. obvious invitation to sex is obvious, and I'll accept it enthusiastically.

Leave her like this

Cringe and run away, possibly never be able to get an erection ever again.

do a 360 and walk the fuck away. sick faggots.

fuck the shit out of her

you mean 180. 360 is turning all the way around. all you did was a little show off spin for your mom. fucking idiot

Die you queer

die

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>being this new here

"I'm not an autist so I'd fuck my mom"

Smash dat mf knock the dust off dat pussy

If you turn 360, you're facing her again, idiot. You'd have to turn 360 degrees twice you retarded.

Love it when newfags don't get jokz

>Being this new

take her back to the retirement home and tell them to up her meds
then go home and fuck my daughter

id WTF and then fuckin leave

Fuck her as hard as I could while I cry out "MOMMY, MOMMY!"

Do what I did when I found that, that bitch was fucking nasty, mom I'm shocked

kek

Try again newfag