>be peasant in Kings Landing
>minding my own business
>hear rumbling in the ground
>sacred Sept of Baelor explodes in emerald green flames
There is nothing in the world that would convince me that I hadn't been worshipping the equivalent of Satan that entire time and would completely shake my faith of the church and the crown
Are these people mentally impaired?
Very interpretable
They could also think the Seven thought the High Sparrow was arrogant and selfish so the gods blew up the sept and killer them for falsely preeching
>be fan of Game of Memes
>see 50 other threads about the show
>decide to make my own because I want people to use MY thread
Are these people mentally impaired?
Hasn't been a stable month in your kingdom for years, random fucking shit happening all the time, I wouldn't bat an eye, it seems like if you're not a royal you barely exist anyway, so why worry, keep farming
>be browsing Sup Forums
>more then 50 interesting threads about a variety of topics
>decide to shitpost in the thread i don't like
are these people mentally impaired?
if you've been devout your whole life then you would most likely come up with some excuse to better fit your situation
The Gods punished all the evil people in the sept, or some shit like that
>browsing Sup Forums
are these people mentally impaired?
>be browsing Sup Forums one day
>see some shitter spamming interracial gay porn because he doesnt like how the mods do their work
>it's still better than this thread
Everyone knows what wildfire is
They would probably think that their punishment for listening and following the High Sparrow.
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>be a neet neckbeard
>masturbated to own mother
>need to show my newly found manliness
>shitpost on a thread about a show I hate
are these people americans?
yes, yes they are
>the vatican and pope have just been blown up
>the city center is a smoking crater
>the entire royal family is dead apart from that one bitch you were lobbing shit at in the street a month ago
>you're just supposed to be cool with it all
such is life in gin alley
>be peasant in Kings Landing
>saw a wildfyre explosion in Blackwater Bay 2 years ago
>see the Sept explode in the same greenish meme flames
>whoaa.... wonder if they're related........
>............
>.................
>nah probably not I'm just a dumb peasant after all
you are retarded
>wildfire used in the battle of blackwater
>explosion literally visible throughout KL
>Know what wildfire is because a couple years ago you could watch Stannis fleet BTFO
>Know that the crown has the monopoly of it.
>That bitch that got told by based HS somehow is the only one who survives.
>Keep with your routine because people will call you mad if you say that sept 11 was an inside job.
>be peasant in Kings Landing
>see shit happen
>go into Ye Internette Cafe
>post shit on Sup Forums
> be 'ere, in gin alleh, minding my own fookin business
> when this fookin gush of 'ot air coms swooping in, blowing ou shutters and lifting skirts left an' right
> I'm 'ere thinking King Robert's spirit has just come back and done let out a great fart
> Fookin Sept O' Baellor just done exploded
> Green fookin flames erywhere, raining down from the sky
> It explodes erything it touches
> I'm 'ere, runnen for me fookin live, tryin to take cover, when fooking Margery Tyrell badly mangled burn corpse lands right in front of me
> Naturally, used that bitch fer cover
> Barelly escaped with the hairs on me arse
> Half the fookin city is covered in fooking ashes
> Sit down on the fookin pub
> Need a fookin drink to calm me nerves
> Half a fookin Margery still fooking stuck to me backside
> Ol' boy comes and tell me Queen Cersei Lannister been appointed Queen
> The same Queen we were throwing shit half a yer ago
> The same Queen with the fookin creepy looking bodyguard that was done smashing skulls a few weeks ago
> The same Queen eryone wanted dead
> The same Queen who's brother burnt Stannis fleet with green fire, the same Green Fire I saw in the sept
> That same fookin Queen
> That was when I realized something was fooking wrong
> The ol' boy just stole my fookin coins while he told me that storeh
> Did a proper job on him with me here dirk before he could get aweh
> Fookin lil shit
> About the Queen
> Sounds fookin legit if you ask me
> *chugs down Wildfire contaminated ale*
Such is life in Gin alley
this peasant is soon to be dead in mysterious circumstances, such is life under the rule of Queen Cersei "Clinton" Lannister
Oi! WHO YE FOOKIN CALLING A PEASANT
I let yer know dat I'M THE NEW FOOKIN LEGEN O' GIN ALLEH. Karl Tanner done fookin gone to the wall! I CAN DO YER IN! I CAN DO ERYONE HERE IN! I CAN TAKE DOWN EVEN THE FOOKIN MOUNTAIN
WATCH ME YER SHIT
*gets head ripped open*
OI WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, LOWBORN
*pierces leg with spear*
SPEAK PEASANT, why do you rip his head?
Fine you won't talk
*unsheathes steel longsword*
*lifts sword in a 90 degree angle*
*ready to cut head*
"In the name of Cersei Lannister the first of her name, Queen of the Andals and The First Men, Protector of The Realm and Ruler of the Seven Kingdoms, I, anonymous Goldcloak, hereby sentence you to die
*slashes of this peasant head in one swing*
pshh nothnig personel justice is done
such is life for the FOOKIN PEASANT in GIN ALLEY