What will yours say?

What will yours say?
"Here lies user...."

"He fucked your mom"

I will be cremated.

Here lies user
He didn't reply to this post, so he died without a gf or mom.

"I wish I died sooner"

You'll still have a plaque faggot.
Even if you're scattered.

"Remember me as a tyrant."

"And nothing of value was lost"

"He was unique"

Kill/Death ratio:
11mil / 1

fuck

Here lies user.
Thank Fucking God.

...

Here Lies user
Bout Time The Faggot Finally Croaked.

Mine will be in the shape of a toilet. Engraved on the tank will be: "This man was the shit".

Branon
7-1

Here lies user
unga-balgahgip

God We Give You user.
Don't Piss Him Off.

John Doe.

Inmate #xxx-xxxx

"I hope humanity ends up like me soon."

>Here Lies user
>He Never Scored

39 year old virgin, so the odds are pretty good

here lies user " 's virginity"

Damn

You think I'm going to die?
>pushes up glasses
Maybe you should look in a mirror!
>unsheathes katana
>chops off your head
Psh... Guess he wasn't so tough after all.
>sheaths sword like link does after he defeats a boss in twilight princess
Hehe...

Get. A. Prostitute.

chuckl'd

buy some sex omg.

Free Your Body And Soul
Unfold Your Powerful Wings
Climb Up The Highest Mountain
Kick Your Feet Up In The Air
You May Now Live Forever
Or Return To This Earth
Unless You Feel Good Where You Are

LET ME OUT.
NO, REALLY.
LET ME OUT.

Veni, Vidi, videor perspicere hinc domum tuam

I've had mine planned out for a while.
I want mine to say,
"Here lies user,
Loving father,
Devoted husband,
Was sexually attracted to Grizzly Bears.
Dared to live the dream."

...

>Here lies Leonardo DiCaprio.
There user, corrected it for ya.

it's all yours my friend

Here lies user... he gave too much of himself, but died a somewhat happy man

Here lies user, mother of two. One of them didn't reply to this post.

Here lies user...A faggot who was embroiled in hatred, and died within it.

Fuck you

Here lies user...He can't wake up, wake himself up inside.

brb afk

Here lies user, he got dubs

Here lies user "He had a big one".

Here lies user, and this is his last lie.

"Here lies user, he found what he was searching for."

We finally got him to leave the house

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