My monthly check-up-on-Sup Forums-to-see-if-it-stopped-sucking visit is coming to an end, and as before, I shouldn't have bothered. It's even called "Random" now, for sanitary purposes.
If you're here now and you think Random is funny, you might be right. Perhaps it is funny, but it is but walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, compared to the old Sup Forums.
What you are seeing today is just an endless looping rehash of the fun we had. If you think it's funny now, try to imagine the fun we had when it was fresh, and people had the time to shop, improve and alter a birthing meme. It was a time of creativity, good quality trolling and the occasional SCIENCE discussion. Good times.
Feeling like Milton's Satan reminiscing about the splendor of heaven where he once dwelt, comparing everything to that glory now lost and unable to see his surroundings for what they are, but only what they are in comparison, I bid you adieu. See you next month, and keep on trying.
Obviously, I will stick around for the remainder of this thread. If you remember the old ways as well but are stuck in here because the internets are basically pretty empty, bland, and boring outside of Sup Forums, feel free to drop in and describe your pet theory about where and when Sup Forums went wrong.
been on Sup Forums since 2008 Even then there was user "just like you" >miss the old Sup Forums Sup Forums is just as fucked up now, sure there is cancer and summerfags all around but then again when the fuck was the time when there was not good riddance you cotton headed ninny muggins good old roody poos always trying to fuck shit up
Alexander Hughes
THIS
Brody Carter
Make Sup Forums great again Bring back snacks
Liam Nguyen
Been here since 2006. It's not even funny house much this place has changed. I hate CP/loli/rekt/fur... basically all the shit Sup Forums is famous for... and for some fucking reason I still come here.
Hunter Flores
>implying there weren't cp threads every hour of the night back then
Elijah Harris
wants to make /b great again
posts cancer
Justin Gutierrez
>muh white privilege
You honkies can't even get away with killing your own children anymore.
>this honky nigger is getting a life sentence for murdering his son after leaving him in a hot car to die
this site has always been a river of diarrhea, it's just that most of the golden nuggets were found early on and now all that's left is a desperate attempt to find anything that shines
Watch out bois "aristocracy" and "old Sup Forums" thread right here, there's dicks flying everywhere, make sure to not have one in your ass like OP and his cum gargling faggots who complain aswell.
Jack Gonzalez
I would say you're right on most accounts, I just can't help but think that maybe Sup Forums has always sucked. I've just become more and more cynical as time goes by and it's hard not to have my vision of the "Sup Forums that was" tarnished by the fact that I seem to think all things about my life were once better or funnier or more potent or what have you. I dunno, I think you're right about the OC and the old school ddos attacks, but then again, old Sup Forums was never my only place for all of that, it's just the only one I still bother to come to. I sort of view it as one of my favorite bars that I still frequent. The alcohol is still the same, but I don't recognize any of the faces and is it just me or does this music suck? That sort of thing... It's hard to draw a realistic line in the sand that I'm convinced isn't just colored by my own bias.
Jacob Jones
Sup Forums is dying. it's best to just put it out of its misery.
Luis Flores
I'd love to pull the trigger to the heads of the lot of you retards. Thankfully, you will do this to yourselves over the next decade, that's the goal.
As long as anyone who actually cares takes the time to spam a fur/fb fap/celebrity/wwyd thread with spiderman memes, and if enough people do it, Sup Forums can be rid of the cancer and the normies.
Sup Forums faces new challenges in a modern era. Net surveillance. Criminal liability for cyberbullying. The ease with which you can be caught misbehaving online these days. We are forced to find new, creative ways to obtain lulz. We are essentially at the forefront of an evolutionary change. Pranks will have to take a new form, they will have to be more subtle and it will take longer for them to take effect. As an example, consider the Trump election.
Owen Nguyen
Shut the fuck up you little stupid turds. Whenever you want to post some racist shit, remember this: White lives don't matter. 3 white lives gone down the fucking drain, because they mean fucking nothing.
You're so new, it's cute. Your boipucci must be so tight. mmm
Brandon Russell
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William Davis
>So long, peeps.
And nothing of value was lost.
Isaac Moore
you bet.
Asher Turner
Eh , it's not that Sup Forums has changed, it's that the people that come here have changed. Ofc the people that come here are what makes Sup Forums So In a way it does suck. But we won't fix Sup Forums until we fix the world
>be an attention wore >go to /soc/ >what the hell this looks just like Sup Forums's catalog
Nathan Russell
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Julian Rodriguez
Irony is dead bruh. Everything you see on the chans is unironic, believe it.
Michael Martin
...
Nicholas Clark
Dubs checked, even if you're using a mac
Elijah Garcia
>poorly veiled "hurdur im an oldfag" >contributes nothing on a monthly basis >cites a highschool-read i bet you think you're interesting and witty IRL, and that's the real tragedy.
Brandon Perry
You misunderstand.
Nathaniel Miller
Sup Forums was never good you newfag
/thread
Camden Rivera
You are all wonderful and creative people. It has been a pleasure coming on here and reading the amazing things your young generation comes up with. Me and my wife have been coming on here for 3 months and are really happy to see the things you kids can come up with.
I know there's a lot of hatred but I want you all to know not to listen to it. I know I've had to listen to a lot of it and I just want you all to hang in there and never let go of what you believe in. Peace and love to all of you
Henry Garcia
One away from quads. Youre a fucking failure user
Christian Baker
This
Ayden Williams
irony has been dead since like 1998. we're at post-post-post irony at this point
Christian Jenkins
Post a picture of your wife's tits or you're a lying piece of shit
Gavin Wilson
No, I think I got it right..... You may feel free to think I'm a retard if you like tho
Anthony Edwards
can i buy some lsd and xtc from you?
Josiah Peterson
It was pretty much a coyote roll but I don't measure myself by my failures. Sucess is still in front of me
Hudson Jackson
edgy nigger is a nigger
Elijah Russell
Don't forget to rewind your VHS tapes before you return them to the video store faggot.
Andrew Reyes
Nah, my narrative describes irony's death around about 2014, although it had cancer around 2012. But at least around 2011 it wasn't nearly dead yet and I'm kind of nostalgic about that year than now, as weird as that sounds. The cancer was discovered around 2006 though. This shit today, we're all dead, we're fucking ghosts in a computer simulation at this point.
"hacktavist" Sup Forums and fucking /inv/ era is where it went wrong. While some some of that shit was pretty funny it brought an influx of people all making this "cool edgy secret club" in the lime light.
We got some solid memes for a while, but Sup Forums should habe stayed the final boss of the internet. Now its just a place for faggots and edgelord fags to show up.
Originalfag 2003; i only come for the porn and most of the time i dont even do that anymore. Clicking Sup Forums is just a conditioned habit now. That day this place shuts down will be bitter sweet.
OP is still a faggot, its not like Sup Forums was ever good anyway.
>"hacktavist" Sup Forums and fucking /inv/ era is where it went wrong
I found the newfag Trumpcuck. Not that hard too find these days.
Nicholas Diaz
A thousand ways to track me down >lul good luck with that
Any of you faggots that start out with that shit has not a single fuck clue on how to ghost
Mason Ward
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Joshua Hernandez
Sup Forums doesnt change, we do. Its fun, new, and weird when you get here the first time. For several months its a real thrill, you feel like youve joined the internet illuminati, you try not to be too much of a newfag. One day you make a lottle OC, folks give you feedback, maybe you start some of your own threads. And later only later does the immense boredom set in, like youve seen it all and what the hell could be next. If youre lucky then this is the stage where you go off and do something real, get some friends, a gf, a job, maybe check Sup Forums on rare occasions when you need a good fap or a chuckle. Its only after leaving for a long time that you realize it was always shitty to begin with. But thats ok, Sup Forums is shitty cause /we/ are shitty.
Things such as the the Mtn. naming raid, and the Taylor swift raid are in the past because Sup Forums has been morderated to be a less Hacker/Professional troll website, I don't know if those are the right words but that's the general idea.
Now if you try to organize a raid, even a small one on someone's twitch, it's fucking stopped before it reaches major publicity in the community!
Less freedom of speech = Less raids.
I miss the raids most of all.
Jacob Ortiz
All the LOICS are dusty now
Charles Garcia
I can get your zip code and all that from your ISP. Hell, I don't even need you to give me your time zone, I can get that from....
I member, I member bachelor frog and the way things were, I've been around since about 06. The major turning point was when b was on the major news networks.
Landon Davis
>b was good when >taylor swift You must be new here.
This place was a shadow of its former self even back in 2006. Now it is a wax sculpture you are all visiting. Look on and be ashamed of yourselves.
Daniel Kelly
Tell me who/where I am then. GMT -5 just becuase I am charitable to the special needs.
Let's see what you have got there cubby
Jayden Torres
Only image I could grab quickly, that's how bad it's gotten I had to pull one with a fag Mark
Jaxon Watson
Also. Original b was not pro-raiding like these new kids think. We are not your army never were. user used to have dignity. He used to have a name. That name. Was David.
Levi Kelly
I remember this place on day one. It's not been the same since day two, a shadow of its former self.
Isaiah Taylor
All the fucking trap threads, all the time get old. All the cuckold threads, all the time, get old. Where's the randomness in knowing that at any point in the day on the catalog, you're guaranteed a minimum of 5 threads of each. How is that random? This has been like this for years too, it's not like it's a new phenomenon, it's just been dialed up to 11 it feels like. It's hard to see anything beyond all the stupid degenerate shit. It's not like the porn wasn't there before, but a lot of the time it was actual girls doing it, and then getting doxxed, and then posting pictures crying because the pics got sent to their family. It was just different than it is now. The old guard got split up and left.
Gavin Lewis
I bet your tits are huge.
Grayson Davis
What does one do when he knows the FBI has him under surveillance online and offline the past few years for his activities here and there- what does he do when he gives no fucks anymore, when he knows they're trying to kill him, and the others- what does he do when some retard tries to test him in the same place it all started- what does he do?
It's very nostalgic really. I'm overwhelmed by the emotions.
It's the mods not doing anything to stop it. If we had real M00T around still, and a few of the other good mods, they'd clean up the cancer that has come around. Alas, however, we're stuck with hiroshimoot, who probably likes all these fucking traps. Not to mention the blatant, non-ironic racism and homophobia that is so prevalent. It's okay if you want to talk about that stuff in a thread or two, preferably on Sup Forums, but not every thread. Another thing: the shitpost memes. You know what I'm talking about, the banana, 23.jpg, spidey. They do derail some shit threads, such as those fucking furries, but they also take down the last vestiges of what once was. YLYL and some actual non regulation threads. That's another thing. The misnomer that is this fucking name. "Random"? Really? It's not random. I have to scroll through five pages to get one decent thread. It's pretty cancerous. Porn has it's own separate boards, and everyone would be done a favor if the furfags could have their own board.
Carter Sanders
>M00T Newfag lol
Daniel Williams
As you're obviously a newfag, let me enlighten you: Sup Forums was never good. I've been here since 2005 and the cancer was already here.
Noah Foster
If he has nothing left at all except for his spine then he sets a fire to burn it all down. Make a blaze so big that history will tremble
I don't matter
You don't matter
It always was and always has been for John and Mary
Or we could shitpost till we got bored...
Choose
Bentley Cooper
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nathaniel Torres
Very good reply.
William Price
Those are faggot bans.
Grayson Wright
One can only pray the TrueFags will come again one day...
There is some hope for Anonymous. Let's not pretend this is just an online meme.
Carson Robinson
Max dubs checked
Henry Brooks
Its sad that you're going through all this effort to get reactions from people online, I guess it just shows how much neglect your parents had for you. I deeply feel sorry for the fact that this is the only way you can garner attention. So, if it makes you feel any better, I took the bait. Please feel better, try to make some friends, try to grab attention some other way, I'm sure you can :)
You know I think anonymous has always been in one form or another and will always be. It's not about being some super secret big group , it's about each person . Sometimes a few can work together and do some good (or bad) depends on what's handy... But trying to get everyone of that mindset to work together for one common goal has always been like trying to herd cats
Hudson White
And the hydras. They're all made in Russia for some bullshit government scheme. It isn't an idea or a freedom fight, or a joke... It's about money. Everybody sold out to the feds man. It's over. They won.
Ryder Green
Anonymous is better off as an individual with no connections. Because: >there's a thousand ways to track you down youtube.com/watch?v=2oDK6_T-rk8
