Ask a severe chronic alcoholic anything

Ask a severe chronic alcoholic anything

How severe?

u ever try any other drugs besides liquor

Why don't you stop drinking?

Some days I'll start drinking from the time I get up till late at night and won't eat till I have drunk munchies, sometimes drinking over 20 drinks in a day.

I'm 6 weeks sober today. Keep drinking, it's better than this withdrawal shit.

Yeah I've done coke, mdma, marijuana bongs, and heroin before. Not really my thing.

what's your favourite
>beer
>bourbon
>scotch

How's your liver

ever drunk yourself to death?
It's the most pleasant way to die. unless you are revived

What do you typically drink from day to day?

P.S i got myself some tasty makers mark and hoegaarden right now

How do you drink on the second and third day? Usually after a piss up I can't stand the taste of booze for a few days

Want a drink?

Move to Australia. I drink over ten drinks a day everyday. No one calls me an alcaholic.

this
you're considered a baptist or untrustworthy if you don't drink here

fuck off were full

true though

Because I don't feel like it

Yeah I've gone that long before, it sucked because I was in a shit relationship.

I go through phases, I drink beer more than anything because it's cheap and does the job. But when I'm better in the bank I like my gin & tonic. I love whiskey but sometimes it turns me into an asshole so I tend to limit my whiskey drinking. Wine is kinda bleh. Scotch is fucking awesome, but I only drink it a few times a year because of $$$.

Just fine, I don't feel it hurt unless I've gone on a week long bender, and that pain goes away once I take a 2-3 day break. My poop was kinda grey and flakey this morning tho, so I'm taking a break. I'm only 23.

Not yet thankfully

Most of the time it's greasy cheap 8 percent beer (or in the US malt liquor).

I don't usually get hangovers unless I'm on a bender and/or all day drinking. Hangovers only happen with me after 2+ nights of getting drunk.

I'm good

Good stuff right there

Aaaaahhhhh, but I love Canada

>Because I don't feel like it

Of course you don't, you're an alcoholic. You already admitted that. What, you just gonna wait for it to ruin your life and liver because you're like oh my god so hip and detached and life like doesn't even matter and junk?

Do ever find you cravings really random?
Like some days I'll barely drink at all and others I feel like drinking all day
I would usually say it has to do with boredom but honestly that doesnt seem to be it

Oh, and also whiskey doesn't turn you into an asshole, alcohol does. In fact you're probably an asshole way more often than you realize.

alex is this you?

yes,, who is this?

degenerate

My bf drinks a lot and I don't know if I should worry or nah, what's the thing that differences alcoholic from a casual drinker?

guess

I've made a vow to cut down for real when I'm 30.
Not to mention a lot of people naturally slow down when they get out of their early 20s just because they simply cannot do it anymore.
Also I take week long breaks by choice. I try to balance it out. ]

Yes, 100%.

Believe it or not, actually not at all. I know people where all alcohol makes them an asshole but I shit you not, I get different kinds of drunk from different kinds of alcohol. Tequilla/ Gin give me a happy drunk where whiskey makes me fuck with people for my own amusement. Very malicious drunk.

Cool, I get it, you go on Sup Forums.
"Everything that makes me mad is a degenerate cuck boohoo"

not op. Does he NEED it? Is he showing up late to work, missing work, or not have a job because of booze? Does he act differently in a bad way when he drinks? Is it effecting his social life or relationships poorly? Could he go a week without drinking? Does he buy booze when he has no money? Is it all he thinks about ? Then yes. How much does he drink?

If its grey it means you have liver damage noob

Tits or gtfo bitch

For me it's a few things

1.) Does he have a retarded tolerance and it costs more than 20 bux to get him drunk?

2.) Is he drunk more than 3 times a week?

That's my guidelines for being an alcoholic.

are you my dad

Weirdest poo I've ever taken.
Never thought I would ever be able to see grey and brown mesh together like that to make the strangest color.

Lol, yet you come to Sup Forums yet somehow think this place was made for normies like you.

Typical highschooler thinking. Dont worry one day you will grow up.

And experince the world, yoh basement dweller.

Who told you about Sup Forums, dad?

Faggot

I am farthest possible thing from normie...

Look up a poo chart serious, pale stools are bad man, I was a bottle a night whiskey drinker and functional for 10 years but quit ages ago got bored, my health is great I was lucky I didnt do damage everyone is dif tbough

I know.
Grey and tar black are the two big red flags for health problems.

Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out with your dick in hands watching trap porn? Also have you pissed self sleeping?

You should prob quit bro GL if you do

I've never seen the appeal in trap porn, but I have passed out only to wake up to my computer screen still on pornhub.
I've never actually pissed myself drunk, ever. Thank fuck.

Most embarrassing thing you did when drunk?

Grey or white can signify lived trouble as bile from your liver dumping into the small intestine is what gives your poop a brown color. Might wanna get liver function tested.

wew that edge

Dif user here I pissed myself was to drunk to get my benis out in time 1/4th of my piss was in my pants pretty dark night, also stumbled pissed all over shoes

Look at Bailey Jay after a few more drinks and jerk it its pretty good

Completed a bottle of gin, wanted to jerk off.


Passed out on floor of bathroom, dick out and hand in my pants. Mother-in-law thought I was dead and screamed in the morning.

Not OP, but I thought I'd share

I can get what you mean on the different alcohols
I know people say alcohol is alcohol but it is different
Whiskey it the opposite for me mostly because I only drink at celebrations
Beer is just a social lubricant
Beer and Whiskey is a terrible hangover
Vodka is my standard so it just makes me feel regular drunk
Tequila I drain fast enough that I stop functioning
Everclear is the Just Fuck My Shit up alcohol for obvious reasons

Haha what the fuck thats great was she hot at least? You were just sleeping it off M8 and she wakes you up like that..

Good question

Called my female friend a cum guzzling whore to her face and then she bitch slapped me. I told her her slap was shitty and to try again and she hit me harder. I just kinda laughed and grabbed another drink.

I went to take off my shirt and I threw it into my bedroom and closed the door only to realize it had caught fire from landing on a lamp with a really hot lightbulb.

Those are the two I can think of right now.

no.

like a sack of fucking potatoes she about looked.

you know, with em' eyes all over

He drinks since he was 15 or so. He says it helps him to relax and helps him to fall asleep (otherwise he jerks off he has a fucked up sleeping schedule). He has a rule of no drinking before Thursdays but he breaks it often if he wants. He drinks everything from beer to scotch unless wine I guess, usually gets beer but he likes to spend money on booze. He drinks with friends and alone too

FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK!

I got mad at my friend when he said I pissed myself so I took all my clothes off pissed in the corner infront of him while window was open neighbors saw.. then went to eat pizza in kitchen yelking at him my clothes were on, once I realised they were off I started yelking he raped me. What a next morning that was fuck my life, woke up and ask what did I do last night.. also threw pizza on flat screen broke a glass in the toilet

Uhh...are you drunk now?

Locally(AL) bottom shelf whiskey and vodka is like $6.00 a fifth,even the shittest beer is $4 a six,and a fifth of 80 proof anything will fuck you up more,thus encouraging alcoholism. That's how I slid the slippery slope to 2-3 fifths a week after work,weekends. Cheap as shit and no beer belly. Like the price of heroine dropping 60% Less than m/j....

Sat on toilet in tighty whities with everything off thought I took undies off shit myself and blacked out on toilet at a friends party, one of my friends gf woke me up and everyone came in laughing, the pictures were pretty funny.

Yes its my day off kek

...

Do you live in lausanne (switzerland)?

JAMIE?

Trying M8 rough world, hmm that image reminds me of the BBC guy being butt fucked damn

Why do you drink?

What if he did rape you user?

Eh ye, definitely needs help lol. That's far from normal or healthy behaviour.

It's all good, he's hammered and is typing like a retard. See
to

What was playing on Pornhub?

It's fun as fuck.

Also relieved my poo is back to a normal color.

Some Rachel Starr scene.

I actually take time to type and structure a sentence whilst drunk,kek...

Are you a nigger?

Is it worth it? Life is genuine empty and I wanna off myself more and more everyday. What drinks do you recommend?

White and proud as fuck.

A nice stout or caesar.

Well you are prob fucked go get help OP, at any rate take a daily vitamin, B12 and V6 and a calcium if you can. It's not to late.

>23
>whiskey makes me fuck with people for my own amusement

This is now a cringe thread

How to fix whiskey dick

Okay then you condescending ass hat, feel free to tell me about yourself. How do I know you're cringeworthy yourself? Enjoying your body pillow you weaboo fuck?

Don't drink until after you fuck

Don't fuck land whales. No matter how hot the liquor makes them appear. Your subconscious will always prevail!

But sometimes i need to drink to even consider what I fuck

Hahahaha. I'd say you remind me of me at your age but I was never some low self-esteem faggot. You'll find out what I meant if you make it to 30.

>alcohol affects me in different ways even though it's been conclusively demonstrated that there's no difference in the metabolism of various liquors

I remember when I was 23 and knew everything too. Enjoy your cirrhosis and dwindling returns.

Yeah but OP puts on his fedora and whips out his skull zippo when he drinks (his dad's) whiskey you see. he is a bad man sociopath.

What kind of strawman shit is this?

Where in the flying fuck did you get the idea I have low self esteem?

>strawman

Yeah bro, girls are stupid friendzoning all the nice guys, at least I have my body pillow, my waifu truly understands me the best.

Are you actually a bit retarded? I'm not taking the piss it's a serious question.

>Ask a severely 23 year old chronic alcoholic anything

Nicer

Not him, but you're posting on Sup Forums about your "alcoholism". You gave it away that you had low self-esteem from the beginning.

Also, the whole different alcohol, different drunk thing is myth for young people who are going through experimenting with drinking.

You'll look back and see how juvenile these feelings and thoughts are when you're older.

OP there's a subreddit called cripplingalcoholism full of children like yourself who get drunk off 1 beer. You should be right at home.

Keith Whiteley did. I miss him.

I drink like a Fulkerson too, user. I understand. I just like it. I muzt8admit, however, that I using booze as medicine. I don't know what condition I'm treating though. I better stop. You maybe should get a woman. A good romantic relationship in my experience gives a good high that can replace booze.

I have smoked cigs, had several drinks/gotten drunk, and smoked bowls... every single day/night... for 15+ years. I always have a job, pay my bills, and take my work and personal responsibilities more seriously than most. I am good looking, but short, and have a low-average, but "nice looking" donger. My dick was even smaller when I got laughed at three times in a row. Jelqing, tendon-popping, a ring, and silicone novelties have given me a literal inch or inch and a half. Not kidding. Still mentally blocked and forever alone... and lose interest in most hobbies. Now my visit to Sup Forums makes more sense... holy shit. I need to get out and face my fears before it's over. I totally shoulda greentexted this epiphany. maybe next time..... I am just a little too lazy to really excel. I know it. Feels bad.

Does it taste good to you?

Not really I vomit a lot but I tried squirting Port up my but and it helps me relax before I get stuck into the tinnies.