What would Sup Forums do during The Purge?

What would Sup Forums do during The Purge?

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I'd pirate a bunch of movies off the Internet and there's nothing the MPAA could do to stop me

I would order a pizza and not tip the delivery driver.

sniff feet

I wuuld shitpost on Sup Forums

>pizza delivery guys still work on Purge night
I think we have the plot for the fourth movie

Loiter

Smoke weed

Go to a movie alone and skip penis inspection.

Finally be able to torrent.

This.

All crime is legal and apparently for most that means just being a bad slasher villain when what it should really mean is embezzlement of billions of dollars, setting off explosives that bring down major industrial sectors (and openly taking credit for it) or fucking a shit ton of kids on live webstream.

ALL CRIME IS SUPPOSED TO BE LEGAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I would laugh athow retardy edgy everyone is while gripping my shotgun in my living room.

Also, it would give me plenty of time to think about why OP keeps posting the same fucking thread everytime it dies.
Marketing I guess.
Movie is such a stupid, edgemeister concept that should have ended after the first one. Shame on you, OP. May torrent.

kek

>people ahould do major money crimes during purge
>purge is just a front so that people in finance can get super wealthy

Thats actually not a bad idea, user

I would just go around burning shit

Also some people claim you can't loot or steal, because the next day you will be blamed for stealing shit. Because the act wasn't illegal on purge night, but keeping the stuff afterwards is. How true is this?

The second movie already revealed the purge IS a front. The street-roaming psychos exist, but are not a major factor in the big picture. Specially trained military kill squads go into impoverished neighborhoods and systematically execute the poor - that's the real reason crime is low, taxes are down and the economy is booming for the rest of the year.

Just smoke weed and chill.

Would killing the poor really fix the economy? I mean if it starts booming then they'll have a shortage of labor.

This was true a century ago but the welfare state and increased automation makes the underclass 100% burden

shitpost without getting banned, maybe pirate a cd

pray that it doesn't come knocking at my door

i would take silverware from a restaurant
then i would go home and record MLB baseball without express written concent of the MLB

No.

Probably detonate long planted explosives under the homes of rich folk to defeat the purpose.

Make threads on TV shilling The Purge™

I'd remove the tag from my mattress.

I would Viralmarket on Sup Forums

>be military man
>nuke everything
Feels good man

Purchase some drugs, rob stores if I can find some open, maybe rape a grill if I get lucky and not feeling bad at the moment, I don't know.

Islam

Walk out of the theatre.

>Rich people are evil: the movie

This desu. If all crime are legal, what's stopping some ISIS bros entering the country and bombing the shit out of it? Or some extremists going to the streets in groups and killing all the faggots?

That would mean killing someone wasnt illegal but them being dead the next day is murder

kek

I would kill the faggot who keeps shilling this shit movie

>I'm a cuck who defends people who couldn't give two shits if I live or die: the person

That'd be kickass

>purge is just a front so that people in finance can get super wealthy
you don't need a purge for that, it is actually happening 24/7

Days before I would order a riot suit like in rampage. Load up on weaponry and then go to gamestop and steal everything.

Post stuff without the captcha

Worst part about these movies is that criminals can roam freely through the streets and torture and kill innocents.

All crimes are legal, sure, that doesn't mean every person turns into some edgy /b9k/ mass murderer.

Pretty sure there would be more high armed private security teams that defend people and stop people from randomly murder people.

After all, there ARE still crimes in the Purge universe, it's just at a high low. So there also must be police and fire fighters, who would protect people even on the purge night.

Speaking of Firefighters: If there are no official firefighters at work, couldn't pyromaniacs simply destroy entire cites? Why would that be good for the government?

These movies are so fucking stupid, holy shit.

I live in the country and have a nice bit of land.
>claymores
>claymores everywhere
And MG42's to finish off anything that twitched.

Rich people are in their bunkers, no one cares for the poor, public places and buildings are empty.
The Purge would be the worst time for a suicide attack ever.

Theyll have a shortage of consumption. Almost, if not just as bad.

This premise is just not that well-thought out.

>How true is this?
Depends on the laws. Its never mentioned in any movies. Right now you could keep all your shit, because you acquired it legally.

>not siding with the community militia and executing non-aligned purgers by firing squad

4th movie is already planned. The senator dies at the end of the third and the rest of the world decides to adopt The Purge.

They cover this, there are rules and corporate crimes are still not allowed.

I'd eat popcorn when the light was red

Im honestly surprised the series got past the first movie. I mean, holy shit. Its just "Edgemasters: The Film"

The worst part though, hands down is that they made sequels to the first one.

download A SHIT TON OF CHILD PORN AND SHARE IT EVERYWHERE FUCK YESSSSSSSSS

>1200rpm
bit over the top, don't you think?

If The Purge is bad why don't they just blow up The Purge?

Back in the day it was released everyone on Sup Forums said rape, now nobody said anything about it.

Fuck Sup Forums became reddit 2.0

I'm down for that

>Speaking of Firefighters: If there are no official firefighters at work, couldn't pyromaniacs simply destroy entire cites? Why would that be good for the government

This is what I always thought. The damage to infrastructure alone would be ridiculous. The country would go bankrupt trying to unfuck their shit every year.

>people actually grow past shitty teenage humor

omgggggggg

How? If anything it helps the economy because you have to employ and pay people to rebuild. It creates jobs.

>country in recession
>president blows up some cities
>??????
>profit

Exactly. That's why Haiti is now a first world power after the earthquakes hit.

kys my man

hide in the fucking woods.

Watch all the violence on the street through Livestreams in a barricaded house. You just know there will be some

Shitpost on Sup Forums

shill on Sup Forums

have you Purged this year Sup Forums? Let us know how you'd spend the night, ask your family and friends foo

has any series of films ever been viral marketed as hard on Sup Forums as the purge? Every time there's a new movie this shit happens

Never enough dakka

underrated post

.-.

Holy shit, u dum.

Get cucked

>like you wouldnt do the same

are you fucking serious?

Commit suicide.

Listen up cracka,The Purge is by far the best movie that humanity has managed to create. The cinematography, screenwriting, acting, directing, custome design, the locations and the production make it a unique and unremarkable movie that people centuries ahead of us will still watch and appreciate. Now go back and shitpost your little capeshit threads and GoT generals, and let the grown ups talk about real kinotography.

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If you put military bases and declared martial law in every ghetto, you'd fix the economy in a decade at most.

Maybe try and invade Mexico while you're at it.

does theft count?

Like if I steal a car during the purge does it become mine even if the purge is still going? Am I guilty of possession of stolen goods?

You're not guilty of stealing it but good luck trying to register it with the DMV and insure it.

Purge.

What kind of retarded question is that.

> look a him son
> He doesn't Purge during the Purge
> Look at him and laugh

>The Purge: London is Falling
God they need to stop this shit.

>buy a bm-21 GRAD
>load it with napalm rockets
>threaten to shell nearby city into fiery oblivion unless they pay me a million dollars
>never work

in all reality id sit in a room with one door and aim a gun at it all night

Literally this. That's how Hitler build Germany to be such a superpower after WW1. These underaged kids don't know shit.

Trouble is, you can't really show that in major Hollywood movies

Torrent movies

Buy a gas chamber and put Marvel movies inside the gas chamber in a public place.

Bank robbery/heist.

Just so long as you get it done within 24 hours you could be set for life, providing there is no bullshit small print about spending stolen money from the purge on non purge days.

Gangs would already have dibs on shit like that.

rob the gangs cribs, the ones not robbing banks are probably out killing and raping

>The Purge: Down Under

>Someone brings all the deadly australian wildlife into a major city
>Everyone has to band together to survive
>The Purge itself is only in the first 10-20 minutes
>The rest is Man vs Australian Nature

I would probably steal a reasonably inexpensive 'gift' for myself every year from a large corporation. Maybe a telescope, TV, or a PS4.

So Mad Max?

Dumb cuck movie but in reality. At its worst it would be

>Gangs having huge wars. Killing copz. Trying to rob people

>Entire towns would form militia groups to defend thier towns. Self policing militias (you kill a neighbor. You get killed (

>Gangs wipe eachother out. Cops obviously get military hardwear and kill gang members

>Towns on lock down. People would only trust people they know

>Within 5 purges

Most gangs dead or weak

Further distrust between people

Crimes drop because people use purge night to just do drugs and act like idiots

People who rape or molest get brutally beaten the day after

I mean come on you know people would try to kidnap little kids and rape people

But legal or not. Wouldt entire towns just find these people the next day and fuck them up

>Hey Jamal raped this 11 year old.
>Jamal found beaten to death


How would the purge stop revenge killings? Like if someone killed your friend wouldnt you want them dead asap?

>LOL JK GOTTA WAIT A YEAR

I'm torn between this idea and that idea some other user had where a bunch of firefighters and cops and military vets and shit got together to be costumed vigilante crime fighters.

even without official purge we have loonies commiting randoms acts of hate killing dozens of people, and u think the only thing that comes of a real purge is "hurrr gangs just kill each other" ?
get fucking real. people wud go batshit.

i happen to think the events displayed in the movie are tame as fuck compared to what would really happen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_broken_window

That's why everyone wears masks.