Waifu claiming thread - Ice Cold Edition

Waifu claiming thread - Ice Cold Edition

Previous: look in the archive you lazy prick

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Lots of oversexualised content, please, but keep it 2D (2.5D is ok, though)
>RP/ERP is 100% welcome
>Discussion is welcome
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Give the shitposters a (You)


Cirno claimu'd!

Rumia claimed

Baka posting will resume shortly

Lol, okay buddy. Sounds like you're projecting like that other guy often does.

Creative and yet pig disgusting.

I've never really been attracted to women. Have always felt more comfortable around dogs. Around puberty, I guess the wires were already formed to make me attracted to dogs. I already preferred their company as a kid. Maybe I was a dog in a past life?

Esdeath a Cute.

Sameji claim'd

>haremfu best waifus

Neat Plague Doctor mask.
I need a Cirno one with that now...

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sleep

カラミチーマス

>>RP/ERP is 100% welcome
>>Lots of oversexualised content

Virginity:the post

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Hm, can't say I've seen one of those in my travels

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Holo is mine!

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You could do a MEGA.

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Dog sex is still sex.

Lots and lots of dog sex.

Who's the fucked up fetish guy?

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Posting first Keion chapter!

Esdeath.

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Is there room for me in this Cirno claiming thread?

I could, if people would prefer that

It would include lewds though

I love bandaids ones

Well, I'm gonna shower and head to bed. No matter what, I'll see you boys on the other side tomorrow night. Time to buckle up and swim. Thanks a ton to all of y'all. You helped a lot.

Well hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Oops I numbered them wrong because I forgot about the editor's note!

There's always room for you Levy!

Cirno claimer is now claimed.

interesting do they try to get away while fucking?

its true she is also stronk

im boring now?

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Yikes, sorry user, didn't mean to post a lewd.

Not that it seems you mind, but... yeah

That'd probably be easier for Cirno, and you wouldn't be running up the thread image limit. And he's fine with lewds.

Please do
There won't be enough images for Keion!

You're claiming me?

Esdeath. He likes vore, scat, giantesses, and all that kind of stuff.

You will always be my favorite weirdo

Ok, I'll go upload it now

here

Dude, if you got good shit, hand it over, lol

No my golden actually pushes back when I'm doing her, and my poodle prefers missionary where she kicks her lower body back up into me.

They get really into it.

Afterwards they sometimes do an orgasm dance where they run in circles super excited ready to go for another go.

Oh geez, that sounds weird and messed up. Giantess seems okay, but vore and scat are no-go.

Of course there is.
I could never abandon a fellow guild member
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>wew

Aw thanks Haruhi! How have you been?
Hello there Juvia! How did your day go?

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teeheehe thanks fran

cool you can literally buy your gfs at the pets store

giantess,feet,armpit,vore,tummy noises,scat,femdom,smoother,fart,blood masturbation,rape,yandere,sweat,crush fetish,digestion,mild cannibalism (thats a new one),big sister,mommy,being killed and that one i cant put a number on about a girl killing a kids parents and raping the kid while talking bout how weak they where

Upload is in progress, please wait warmly :3

Stop posting lewds of my Cirno!

>giantess,feet,armpit,vore,tummy noises,scat,femdom,smoother,fart,blood masturbation,rape,yandere,sweat,crush fetish,digestion,mild cannibalism (thats a new one),big sister,mommy,being killed and that one i cant put a number on about a girl killing a kids parents and raping the kid while talking bout how weak they where

So he's basically a typical #pizzagate member?

>cool you can literally buy your gfs at the pets store

Well, essentially yes. But I got my dogs from high end breeders, not the pet store.

Today has been pretty good
How have you been?

Does your channel allow others to upload? Because I could share mine

>your
right.....

It went well. Nothing too exciting but still good. How about you?
>2x wew

Proof that you don't actually love Cirno!

I don't know what you're talking about, so I'll assume the answer is "no"

I'm not sure how I feel about what you said...

Got to love the original

W E W

Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^

What is a good breed of dog for a newbie like me?

Yes.

I guess I'm here as well

pizzagate? also im esdeath guy

hello

orly?

Meta fags get out

It's great to see you doing well! My day was rather uneventful.
Made good use of it to catch up on sleep.
It was alright, you can check above for more details.

Good morning general Esdeath! ^^

I bet you didn't even do the ice bucket challenge for her. I bet you don't actually even love her

Juuzou! How are ya?

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ORLY?!

>ice bucket challenge is for ALS, though.

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>I'll show you wew
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>catching up on sleep
Still have 2 more days till i can even think about that

No ice bucket challenge is for Cirno
I bet you don't even live by a frozen lake!

getting ready to grind league tomorrow.

Wut?

H O R N S

Pls No wew

Or if you do, not that kind of W E W

Meta waifus need to get OUT OUT OUT!

>What is a good breed of dog for a newbie like me?

You mean you'd really consider this kind of lifestyle?

Make sure you're in it for life, not just a fetish thing. It is very much a lifelong sexual preference, not a weekend thing.

A good breed for this would probably be whatever large dog you think is sexy. However, you need to keep in mind vaginal health unlike most people who simply neuter their pets.

I inject cranberry seed extract, tiny drops of hydrogen peroxide, pomegranate peel extract, a little garlic extract, and a tiny amount of thyme into each of their vaginas on a semi daily basis. Golden retreivers are one of the breeds most susceptile to pyometra, a life threatening vaginal infection. Google that condition for more info.

I then cover their vaginal walls in very high grade Manuka honey with a rating of at least UMF 20+ rating, preferably 25+.

The day after this treatment their vaginas are extremely slick and wet. Very easy to slip in all of them. And it prevents all kinds of nasty infections.

For a starter dog in general, a lot of people do well with German Shepherds or Golden Retrievers. Make sure you have some space for them to run, or the discipline to take them to the park every other day at least. Huskies are very high energy, and dobermans or standard poodles are better left to people with experience handling dogs. My standard poodle is by a slight margin the most sexually attractive to me. But they are all hot to me.

If you decide on a poodle, great dane, or other such breed with a large chest cavity be careful of a condition called bloat. They must eat small meals 4 times a day or more rather than 2 big meals, and cannot exercise directly before or after eating. Bloat can kill them.

Just do research on your breed for at least 3 months before actually getting the dog. And buy from a responsible breeder, not a pet store, or you will be facing huge vet bills a couple years later Not to mention an unhappy dog prone to infections

Apparently Mega doesn't do free accounts sharing links anymore.

Recommend another file share?

Im sorry
Wut?

I hope you do well!

hi their man do I ever need my mommy esdeath now more than ever. my finals are killing me.

you uh going to tell me what pizzagate is

Do you get a long weekend after that?
Or do you work odd shifts like I do?

Well, I do live near A LAKE, and it DOES freeze in the Winter.

But don't you DARE say I don't love my Cirno!
I love her very much!

Not sure...
If you have lewdz, I wouldn't recommend OneDrive or DropBox...
That'd be bad....

Did you click "Get Link"?

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>diaper

Having a bunch of Cirno stuff doesn't mean your dedicated.
I bet you've never even played touhou.

Well then what kind of wew?
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Usually i work monday-Thursday and get Friday-Sunday off. Sometimes it'll change but not too often.
I also have a vacation coming up the week of Christmas so one week closer to that as well.

Thanks for the advice about bloat, user. I've lost a friend to that before, so it's good to know more about it.

Those are bloomers.