Welcome Sup Forums to user confessions

Welcome Sup Forums to user confessions.

Here you can tell fellow anons all the bad things you've done without anyone knowing who you are.

>like cheese pizza
>grope girls at concerts
>adore creepshot threads
live a normal life, everyone likes me and doesn't even begin to suspect a thing

That's me user, except the cheese part. That's fucked.

I know this hot girl who sometimes sticks her phlegm in my mouth when drunk. Secretly turns me the fuck on. Am I alone?

I have a huge cuck fetish and want to drug my girlfriend and watch another guy go to town on her

I barely get to tell people the awful shit I feel bad about doing so imma make a list
Sold boy to many young teens, one almost od on me
Stole a bunch of shit from friends
The amount of flexing involved in my outfits
I guess the worst thing I have really done is sell heroin to kids

Jesus user... YOu're a saint

>>i lie all the time
>>i still have complicated feelings about my ex from 3 years ago
>>i am a general piece of shit and i hate my life

was going to post
in the exact same situation

I snuck into my gfs 11 yr old sisters room. Found her dirty underwear. Jerked off with them and leftba huge wad of cum in the crotch

i once a whole marijuana

How are you not in jail? Trust me I believe that it doesn't work but if anyone deserves that sort of torture...

I felt my younger sister up while she slept at night, regularly, for months.

is that her?

When i was 11 or 12 i somehow convinced my 10 yr old cousin to blow me one night we were ssharing a bed it was my first gay experience i remember cumming unexpectedly but no jizz yet

one day in 1985 I fucked my wife, her best friend, and her best friend's sister.

Have some sort of addiction on hitting girls I shouldnt.
>fuckd my exgf's sister while she was really drunk.
>fuckd muh exroomate gf (didnt knew at the time) but after found out. Kept doing it.
>hit on my cousing

show pic of panties

Yes. Very alone.

same. even made a fake instagram/snapchat to talk to her.

I fucked a white dude in the ass. By fucked a white dude in the ass I mean I barely got my dick in his ass. Then when it was in there I realized it wasn't my kind of thing. Then I came, apologized and left. I came because he wanted cum on his asshole and it felt selfish of me to not...

He tried to invite me over again after. Was not feeling it...

I also got mugged by a tranny shortly after. I thought maybe it was the lack of female parts. But trannys are dudes, man... I tried to back out and she got pissed.

How did you get this pic it's my gf.

>great relationship with partner
>get along with everyone I meet and have a healthy social life
>active sporting life
>closet bisexual
>enjoy shemale/trap porn
>dieing to suck cock and be fucked in the ass
God dammit why cant I cross out the last few

yup it sucks. the other day she followed me on instagram after having me defriended for 3 years and it has been fucking with me badly. every single time she does something like that, or randomly texts me about some stupid shit i'll get stuck thinking about her for days at a time. god dammit i'm getting mad as fuck thinking about this lol fuck

- I'm 34 and still pick my nose and eat my findings
- I've had sex with two trannies
- Met up with and had sex with 3 women on aff and craigslist

Afterward I always feel bad, but I'd gladly do it again now.

Idk nobody tends to think it all that weird either

A year ago I fingered my step sister. Ended with a blow job, I hated myself afterwords.

Sam is that you?

...

I still have our prom pictures even though days after she ended our multi year relationship she said it didn't mean anything, fuck dude

I spent 3 years in a mental hospital.

Never understood why this happened to me too. I fucking hate my ex but couldn't stop thinking about her. I think that it was an ego thing, and my mind couldn't handle the fact that she broke up with me (and not the other way around).

yeah thats what happened after a whole

I slept with my boyfriends best friend :/ (im gay and slept with a girl, it was weird)

Also thought of a couple more "fun" confessions to go with my depressing ones.
>>hooked up with a very good friend's ex after we randomly ran into each other at a bar one night. had slight regrets because feelings got complicated but holy shit she was so hot it was totally worth it. he still doesn't know to this day we ever did anything.
>>fucked a hooker in Amsterdam

When I was 15 I went to my friend's house and he and his 12 y/o sister were there. I asked him to run down to the gas station and grab some food for us all. He leaves, sister is in her room. I walk in and we talk a little, she is obviously a slut, and I wanted a piece. One thing led to another and we started fucking. Friend gets back. oshit.png He catches us right as I nut in her.

Yeah me too user. And she was awake one time. Family found out but didnt say shit. It will comeback to haunt me though.

Damn dude. That's legendary. High Five!

I got a shampoo bottle stuck up my ass when I was 15. I thought the flared base was plug like, but noo. I was crying, digging around in my ass and bleeding for hours, scared I'd have to tell my parents. When I finally pulled it out my asshole was spent and gaped. I had my first orgasm as I pulled out the bottle and rubbed my clit. Easily the hottest thing I've ever done

I went to jail for 3 months for getting nudes from a 14 year old, got out on bail and fled the country

I have charges but I am also relatively young and a lot smarter when I am handling the boy so I guess thats why I am not in a cell, is it really that bad??

I once correctly picked all the images of a storefront on the first try.

Niggah please!

Fuck my female cousin 100 times over the course of a summer. Hottest sex ever shes a squirter. She used to edge my cock durungs bjs lemme cum on her face. Fucked hervraw a couple times

i smoke weed and tobacco alone all night and day and i feel the cancer and tar bubbling in my right lung and have an aching lump on my testicle but i am suicidal so am not telling anyone and letting it happen so i don't have to kill myself
I cant tell if its just a vivid delusion but I can feel the lump at least and my chest hurts all the time. I am convinced I have less than a year to live.

dunno how to green, not nerd

pathological liar, smartest social snake there ever was.

been smoking weed for 6 years and through 2 girlfriends, lied daily. every day i lied about something, still do sorry.

roommate smokes weed and does coke and drinks a lot, 'i barely drink'(which is true, i barely do but its becuase im always lit.

have a schedule, gf works normal hours 8-6 and i have class as well as 2 jobs. available work hours are 4 am to midnight on certain days, so basically i hardly see her :(

but ive been spending 0 dollars on it because once you have a solid base and can talk to people, you can make money off them in my area since A LOT of people smoke here.

but ya crazy good lair and scary good at living it. picture kevin spacey from house of cards, but in average white suburbia and up and cmojng at the age of 25.


ALSO INCREDIBLY LIT CURRENTLY

also incredibly lonely lifestyle lye to parents, friends, siblings ect

questions?

Tears ago, in the 11th grade, I got revenge on my ex-gf by snitching on her and her friends when she pulled the fire alarm during a school day. She was expelled and had to get a GED from an alternative school, while I got a week of free snacks from the school store (the teacher I snitched to also ran the store in the mornings).

tits

did you know her

It's not that weird. Lots of people sleep with girls.

I pray my daughter never does that.
Die slow

oh yeah i have like 3.5 years worth of photos and notes and love letters and shit. i can't bear to throw them away.
Very well could be the case for you. I know mine is because our relationship went from perfectly fine to totally destroyed in like 3 weeks. Long story short we were both a couple weeks into study abroad and she dumped me via skype. I think the fact that I never got to let out my real feelings to her during the breakup in person might have something to do with me. Probably also doesn't help that we had a drunken make out sesh one night at the bar like 1.5 years after the breakup (also this was our first time seeing each other or talking at all after we broke up). Man now my mind is all fucked up thinking about this lol

not joking. I wish I was though.

3 weeks ago i fucked my friends mom in the pool

Sort of, a friend of a friend of a friend

I'm the one eho took my friend's diamond pickaxe :(

I roleplayed online as a dominatrix and sent a shitload of nudes to rich old men for rare Gaia Online items when I was 12

fucked my cousin's wife
a lot of the time while he was sleeping in the living room of their house
one time we fucked in her son's room while he was gone with friends with my cousin asleep in their bedroom

shit happens

Was she hot?

my ex of 6 years, who is in a 5 year relationship is coming to my house to fuck me tonight.

Hold on hope user.

I'm pretty religious, I did a lot of missionary stuff before I turned 18.
I don't know why I love shemale and trap shit but it turns me on. Not gay cause I could never see myself loving a man....but if they're a trap or shemale....act like I'm normal at church and work but I'm actually very sexually active with myself. And by myself I meam my ass.

what

Whenever I have the chance, I put the head of attractive womens toothbrushes into my asshole. I study their position first, then I do the deead, then I clean them and use some toothpaste on the bristles until they dont smell anymore and put them back as they were. I love the idea of them brushing their teeth later with it.

Are you a boy?

Lol alright boy, Think about that while all your relatives and friends beg me for another hit.

>Im a creepshot lover no one knows
>Rubbed my cock against my cousins ass and left her without pijamas when she was sleeping more than one time
>Im a perfect lier

Show us your genitals

i can find a picture... maybe not the hottest but huge fake tits

But, as stated, i'm gay... she just happened to look like the type of guys i like, and i cheated on my boyfriend of 5 years with her, he still does not know

(shampoo user)
horny kids do weird shit. Just teach her to trust you enough to tell you when there's something stuck in her butt instead

If I ever catch you selling drugs to anyone in my family I will murder you. I don't give a fuck about the charges.

are you a gay grill?

Got assaulted in detroit a few years ago by a group of men and I just snapped.
Not really sure what I did but it involved jabbing a broken bottle into the necks of at least 2 of them.
I ran...... I didn't know what to do.
Pretty sure I killed 3 people Sup Forums.... And it haunts me to this day.

come to daddy, show me where it hurts? want me to kiss it better?

Spend 2 years going to a youth group to manipulate the lead singer to give up on god. Had her going gor 4 months but the emotional toll got to her. She cried in front of people multiple times ehile singing in front of like 45 people because of looking at her dissapointed. I left due to giving up on her and it hit me later all the sudden and feel like shit since.

I wasn't sure if I'd be mature enough to handle that but yeah... It's better to take her to the hospital rather than to have her blow out her ass. Maturity is a bitch. They don't prep you for this in adult orientation.

nope

details.

and also wtf are you in december in a pool,
southern hemi?

And by people, you mean nignogs right?

like vietnam huh

she looks linda crazy in this picture but its the clearest one i could find

I washed out of the Air Force in Basic Training at age 18, and then the Army during AIT at age 19.

Well did you titty fuck? If you didn't, you gotta go back in there.

chest genitals

nah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Based on your reaction, I am assuming you have children that may be nearing their teens. As a warning, they will do anything to hide their addictions, keep a close eye on them! Btw I would NEVER go to their place to drop off and no man that sells H would, unless they wanna get caught or are really desperate for the cash

OOoooooooo. Good shit, user. I was expecting a chubby lady. You're a bad friend and you should consider getting into a real relationship to honor her.

But nooooiiiiiiicce

You are right, she is hideous. Show nudes

Yeah. I will never go back there
Wasn't in vietnam. Never served becauase I was deemed "mentally unfit" for service.
Makes getting a job difficult too

We were in the pool but i tried to slide my dick in for a few seconds... she kinda bounced with it but it was uncomfortable so i just fucked her

Nope, a guy... i regret doing it, twas an awful night, and i hate myself

>got closer to my friend's now exgf
>we hang out like friends since high school
>stay at her place one day
>takes one of her panties
>jerks off while sniffing them

You know what? At least you've learned from the experience. Maybe you could help a younger generation?

I didn't check my blind spot and cut off one guy really badly on a highway.

I'm sorry, guy!

dont have any.

thanks for having the balls for actually committing to trying unlike most of us here wouldnt commit

God damn. You fucking stud.

Big deal. He's a gay. It's not like his feelings matter anyway.

Thats exactly my problem. I feel if I would have of split from her like a boss it would be fine. Fucking batch.