Anyone have any stories they wanna share about buying whores?

Anyone have any stories they wanna share about buying whores?

Good? Bad? Methods? Regrets? Give us your story.

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>be horny
>have limited time but lots of money
>never bought a whore before
>really want too fuck like right now
>hit up backpage
>going rate seems to be about 200 bucks for an hour
>look through lots of ads
>lots of cuties
>stumble upon blond
>thin, nice hips, b cups, beautiful face
>SORRY NO BLACK GUYS
>kek
>she's the one
>send her a text
>you have free time tonight?
>in fact I do user
>no games, no tricks, no bs, i guarantee a good time
>200 HR
>no bare parties
>probably shouldn't fuck a whore without a rubber anyway
>it all sounds good to me
>ok user I'll be checking into this hotel in an hour
>see you soon
>I order an über and in off

>find hotel
>she sends me her room number
>I arrive and make my way to her room
>I find it
>rush of doubt hits
>is this a sting
>is this room wired
>NO BLACK GUYS
>kek
>one way to find out
>knock knock
>hey user I'll be right there
>she opens the door
>same cutie as in the photos
>solid 8/10
>skin tight dress
>nice too meet you user
>same to you
>nice room
>25th floor beautiful view
>we both sit on bed
>before we get started user let's take care of business
>she goes to the bathroom
>here we go
>I place money on dresser
>she comes out
>stashed the money
>ok user I'm ready whenever you are
>it's fucking ON

Anyone lurking before I get to the good stuff?

go on...

Right here.

yes, fucking continue pls.

> she poo on my chest
> the end

Carry on

>I can only afford to rent.

Waiting.....

Boy do I have a story...

>be me, 19 years old
>gf just broke up with me andI was super upset and horny a week later
>discover dbackpage.com and got really turned on at the concept of paying for a hot piece of ass
>find a super qt3.14 asian, solid 9/10 half Chinese half Canadian
>message her and she says she is tired because it is 2am and she just got in from Toronto but will see me tomorrow
>i say okay and set my phone down
>she starts texting me asking my age, what i look like, if i'm in school and what i do for work
>seems kinda weird, but have never talked to a whore before so who knows
>starts telling me she is a "go girl" from Toronto and spent all her money so is doing this to buy a flight back home
>finally go to bed and tell her I will be at the hotel around 11am the following morning
>wake up, shower and text her, she says she is ready and mentions she wants me to bring weed/drugs if I have any
>seems suspicious
>I say I will bring a joint
>driving to the hotel I start thinking how weird it was she wanted to know my job, school, age, looks and wants me to bring drugs
>she's a whore, right? who cares if i giver her the 180$
>i get to hotel and text her i am stuck in traffic and I sit in my truck for a solid 40 minutes
>i'm having serious double thoughts, sweating and nervous. something isn't right
>a few minutes later a white van parked in the hotel parking lot opens its doors and two guys get out and walk into the hotel
>i panic and immediately lay back in my seat and watch
>they exit the hotel a few minutes later with the chinese girl from the ad and the three of them get into the van
>she texts me 30 seconds later, "hey user you still coming? Im horny and wanting to have fun"
>hands shaking, forehead sweating, I block her number and book it home and sit on my couch for two hours

still bothers me to this day knowing i barely escaped a sting/prison/criminal record and being disowned by my family.

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>were both standing at this point
>I grab her and pull her to me
>making out rather slowly
>surprisingly romantic for a whore
>these fucking LIPS

Guys I gotta tell you. I've never had a girl with lips like this. This sounds retarded but I think they were my favorite part of the entire thing. Anyway moving on.

>I push her onto the bed
>mount her and continue kissing
>her dress slides up and I see see through panties
>nice
>pull up her dress completely
>little b cup titties with nice little glass cutters
>suck them pretty hard
>she starts moaning
>I pull off her dress all the way
>I take off the rest of my clothes
>now both completely naked
>I pick her up and place her on top of me
>second favorite position
>another minute of making out and i push her off
>I lay her in various positions
>pose her like a doll
> I want to see everything.
>solid fucking body
>at this points she begins a hand JOB
>very nice
>kidding continues
>why don't we get a condom on this thing baby so we can really start?
>let's do it
>she slides it on and begins sucking
>those fucking LIPS
>FUCK
>about five minutes of it passes
>I'm ready
>tell her to get on top
>she mounts me and has trouble getting me inside
>finally enter
>tight and wet as fuck
>she starts pounding me like a jackhammer
>hard and fast
>no
>I tell her to slow down
>she seems really confused
>I push her to her back
>let me show you.

fuck off, no experience with a whore is like this. you are making this sound like a nicholas sparks novel, go to bed kiddo.

Dude I'm telling you it was. It was ridiculous. I've heard of stories but this whore experience was like nothing I ever imagined. It blew my fucking mind.

CONCLUSION incoming.

>inb4 lay her on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Bought a whore in Tijuana when I was in the navy. I was too drunk to get it up. Sucked. But later on she saw me in the bar sitting in a booth and she came over and gave me a handy. This time it worked. She said I didn't have to pay for the handy because I didn't pop the first time I paid. I think I found the closest thing to the "whore with the heart of gold" that ever existed.

>I push into her slowly
>her face clenches
>IT hurts?
>she nods
>I push it in more slowly
>tell me if it hurts
>she says she will
>slow at first
>she starts moaning
>hips start to buckle
>stomach brings to quiver
>she starts grabbing her tits
>I increase my speed
>she starts practically screaming
>thrusting over and over
>solid ten minutes or so
>don't stop user don't stop
>she screams daddy!
>well that probably explains the whore thing
>her body tenses up hard
>then relaxes
>she looks at me bewildered
>my hands are numb
>why are my hands numb
>this has never happened before
>well maybe you've never been fucked like that before
>no user I haven't
>she excused herself to the bathroom
>I can hear her running water over her hands
>kek
>comes out later
>you're ready for more right
>of course user
>now it's for my favorite position

>I lay her flat on her stomach
>prone bone time
>I mount her and fuck
>she's still wet
>faster than before
>don't care about her getting off
>it's my time now
>getting close so fucking close
>she tells me to stop
>WHAT THE FUCK
>I'm sorry user it hurts really bad
>son of a bitch
>I give her a breather
>enter in again but this time more shallow
>bite the pillow bitch because I'm getting off no matter what
>doesn't take long to get back there
>cum
>moan like a bitch because it feels that fucking good
>I dismount and we're both laying next to each other sweating and breathing hard
>my hands are still numb user
>you're welcome
>she laughs and grabs towels for us to clean up
>we both dress
>I tell her thanks for the good time and that I'll look her up again if I'm in town again
>she kisses me and says thank you
>I leave

That's pretty much it bros. the entire experience was 10/10. She's either the greatest actor ever or fucks guys who aren't good at sex. Maybe both. Regardless it was amazing. I talked to her and small chatted with her for a bit and she thanked me for the amazing night but then I stopped talking to her because cmon man she's a whore.

Would go again but I'm honestly afraid nothing would top that. It was just as intimate as any gf I've ever been with.

Btw posting her picture next post. Gotta resize it.