ITT: We work at the WTC
Date: september 11, 2001
The first plane hits when someone gets trips
Quads unleash the second plane
ITT: We work at the WTC
Date: september 11, 2001
The first plane hits when someone gets trips
Quads unleash the second plane
oops
allahu akbar, friend
I'm only here to throw myself off the roof anyway
I sure am glad I voted for Bush.
Good morning everyone!
roll for termite!
before you do! you might as well... you know... just close your eyes and open wide.
Morning boss! Seems like a beautiful quadless day eh?
Morning everyone! Last night a buddy and i were having a great debate about jet fuel and steel beams...
Hey hey hey! Did you already pay the jumper toll Buddy?
Lets give that tower a good cunt punt
Oh let me guess, He thought that steel beams could melt?
Looks like that weirdo in accounting bought his 'emergency terror attack oxygen mask and parachute kit' again. What a lunatic
What's that in the sky? It's a bird...
what if quads come first?
and what about the missle...i mean plane into the pentagon? or the mis...i mean plane in shanksville?
Checked
You guys hear a plane?
>God this job sucks. I'd rather be dead!
I quit.
Why not september 12, 2001? We all would have got a day off.
Yeah ! What a total idiot ! I told him 'just wait until my friends at the 70th floor of wtc north tower hear about this tomorrow!'
Who clogged the shitter
Fucking hate my job.. Why can't this building just be fucking hit with a fucking plane and melt this fucking place and everyone in it? Apparently jet fuel can't melt steel beams though.. Shit.. OH FUCK
FREEFALLSPEEDNANOTHERMITENEVERFORGETTI
*CUE EXPLOSION OP*
Oh shit
*dies*
Yeah, and that "guy from the future" thats always raving about this EXACT date did not show up today.... weird huh?
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I don't think this one's actually American...
*Calls from 10th floor*
Hey, what the fuck was that loud bang?
cue the fake "documentary" footage...faggy armed frenchmen.
Oh. My. God! I LEFT THE STOVE ON!!!
Anyone here order pizza?
Shit dude those assholes in that other tower got wrecked
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That was either a fucking plane or dave's fatass mother jumping again
Luckyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hello Hank, did you get that thing I sent you?
Even if jet fuel could melt steel beam why would it?
Fuck the thing you sent me Jerry, THE OTHER TOWER JUST GOT HIT BY A FUCKING PLANE
Oh no. This building has been hit by a plane. The most likely outcome of this occurrence is a collapse of the building, ultimately implying my death. That is bad because I do not wish to die but most likely will. Darn.
Yeah, what fucking losers! Probably too lazy to walk down and just gonna jump!
whats that sound...??
shit is that ANONther plane??
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If another plane hits.. Itll be like 911 times 1000
So that's why my Jewish friend told me not to come to work today.
Hey Steve is that another plane heading towards this tower?
Oh shit
OH SHIT
I see another plane coming. Maybe if I hurry down the stairs I can make it
It's ok, jet fuel can't melt steel beams. We are fine.
fuk
are those double dub missiles?
I'm glad I retire tomorrow, I hate working tuesdays.
First time i got trips and now I feel bad
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Hah! Fuck that plane! Couldnt even hit us!
A plane hitting a building? A million two one odds
Two planes? Now come on thats just silly
well you're burning/suffocating to death so you wont feel bad for long
sup guys! leftover crack just dropped this awesome new album!
I wonder if one day experts will be able to explain why THIS fruit increases penis size by 67%?
ITT we are Larry Silverstein and her daughter and we both have meetings in the buildings at impact time but we decide to skip work and rather not go
Omg pretty sure the simpsons predicted there would be a 2nd plane
It was their previous album that was released on 9/11
all good over here
Cant wait to see the falling man
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Did someone remember to sign that thermite we got yesterday?
At least im european so I feel small amount of joy
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Never heard of it, is it good?
Anyone seen Larry? He's always here didn't see him today...
You know what gives me joy?
It's been 60 years now, and still only one flag and one person that has ever been to the moon.
60 years you Europeanuts have had to get your shit together. Instead your spending your time converting to islam.
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It's so quiet down here in the basement.
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GOD I'M LUCKY TO BE A RECEPTIONIST, PEACE OUT CORPORATE SHIT BAGS
He's on a flight from Boston to LA for business; he should be here soon.
FUCK YEAH! ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
you're going nowhere!
Hahaha jokes on you guys, im on building 7. Where the real patricians work.
The reception in the WTC was located at the top of the building and the fancy offices at the bottom.
This was done in case of a terrorist attack so nothing of value would be lost.
Why did wtc 7 collapse tho?
he's so lucky,..
Niggers
This guy gets it
Also, I'm Larry Silverstein. How's everybody over there?
Nearly a bit too quiet...
Anyone want some cheese pizza?
Why do all the muricans allways bring up landing to the moon? Is it really the only achievement you consider meaningful?
"Do I get double payment if another plane hits the other tower?"
If I'm going out, I'm going out with style
rather chilly up here
It is a major event in human history.
We also invented most things you use at a daily basis such as computers, internet, electricity, rockets, modern music and arts etc etc.
here we GO
boom
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Allhua akbar
please kill me