A girl will never produce a literal truckload of poo

>A girl will never produce a literal truckload of poo

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>can she really be leshawk

No, Leshawk's avatar is the white-haired guy.

Why would you want her to?

Because I'd like to see a woman push out a giant thick poo.

liar

There is no reason
You should kill yourself immeadately

No I am not. If I didn't why would I have made this pic?

Sorry for triggering you. I suggest you return to tumblr where you won't encounter these scary threads.

You didn't make that pic, you just stole it.

No I didn't.

>doesn't get the trigger meme
>or the tumblr meme
>makes weird post about truckload of poo

This is why you should kys

>gets triggered by poo drawing
Leave Sup Forums, normalfag.

So you admit you stole it then?

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actually, i'm willing to bet that over the course of her lifetime, the average women produces far more than just one truckload of poo. FAR more, i would wager. i'm sure the stats are out there somewhere, but fuck you OP, fuck off and die by your own autistic hand

Why is she pregnant with walnuts?

Kek, I have that pic. Did you find it on a thread here? I probably posted it.

Why so mad?

No. I made that edit.

You already said that you didn't make it, so which is it? Make up your mind.

yes i got it here
i saved it because it is so autistic that it shouldn't exist, but it does so i had to preserve it
if you are the one who made it, i have no idea what the fuck is the matter with you

No I didn't. I said refering to your accusation. No I didn't steal it.

>if you are the one who made it, i have no idea what the fuck is the matter with you
I didn't make it. A woman did. There's a woman on Gurochan who likes hyperscat because she has IBS.

Why do you keep contradicting yourself and lying about it?

"You didn't make that pic..."
"No I didn't."

If you really did make that pic then prove it by posting the original.

As you wish

i see... suppose the fact that she has been required to be obsessed with shitter and the general area of it for her whole life made her that way? who knows. people are weird as shit. i've had crippling anger problems and depression my whole life, but i don't go around drawing pictures of cartoonishly angry people. who knows man, who knows

Caught you

If you really cared about poop then you would've known I meant the poop image and not the girl.

You're just a lame troll.

As long as it doesn't hurt anybody, I don't see the problem with it.

I have the poop image too. It's from this.

1. You posted the girl first.
2. The poop is cropped, which is completely disrespectful.

That's two pieces of proof that you're just a lame troll.

How is it a troll to prove I made the edit by posting the two pics I used?

You probably just reverse image searched them.

And piece of evidence #3:
The image names are completely different naming systems. Clearly you don't care in the slightest Mr. lame troll who pretends to like poop.

Sometimes I just save things directly to my downloads folder. Why are you so bent on this conspiracy of yours?

Actually. If it's a short bed pickemerup truck it won't take 10years for a girl to fill it up with proper diet. Source: your mom
What now faggot?

I mean all at once as a massive super-turd.
What now faggot?

tonka trucks are a thing. checkmate OP, you fucking faggot.

No toys. A real truck. Not checkmate, faggot.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

When a poop happens it squishes good.
You could never understand that squish Mr. lame troll.

When a poop happens it makes you unf then it splashes.
You could never understand either the unf or the splash Mr. lame troll.

When a poop comes out of your bottom it is a moment of shared purification as you give away what you no longer need and it leaves your anus to fulfill its mission to nourish the earth with the life you return to it.
You could never understand the miracle of pooping Mr. lame troll.

Mr. lame troll if you cared about poop at all then you would understand what I'm saying, but you don't, you're just a Mr. lame troll who pretends to care about poop so you can continue to be Mr. lame troll who has no idea what poop is even like.

I suggest you navigate to amazon.com and pick yourself up some educational literature: amazon.com/Everyone-Turtleback-School-Library-Binding/dp/0613685725
Maybe then you can understand even a teensy tiny bit Mr. lame troll.

Mr. lame troll, I feel sorry for you, I truly do, you don't understand poop and are just a Mr. lame troll who doesn't understand poop.

>calls me a lame troll when all he's done is be a lame troll

Evidence #4:
You don't even try to defend yourself, you clearly don't care about poop at all Mr. lame troll.

Take your poopless tonka truck and drive away before you lose your poopless truck driver job to a robot that can even replace your poop (that you don't care about) too.

>you clearly don't care about poop at all
Oh, that's where you're wrong. I care about poop very much.

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What. In. The. Fuck.

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He's a troll.

If you actually cared about poop Mr. lame troll then you'd be proving it instead of posting all these stoolen images now wouldn't you Mr. lame troll?

Also this one
I can't even understand why you're such a Mr. lame troll as much as you don't understand poop with a good squish and unf and splash for mother nature like she intended but not for you Mr. lame troll.

You have tiny poops Mr. lame troll and they don't even smell bad.

That's why you drive a tiny poopless tonka truck Mr. lame troll.

If you cared anything in life then you wouldn't be such a Mr. lame troll who steals poop pictures from the internet and tries to pretend to like poop to internet strangers who have more of a life than you because at least we know what a good squish feels like and can understand things you never will Mr. lame troll.

If you were poopsmart like us then maybe you'd have something to look forward to in life a few times a day, but instead you're a Mr. lame troll who has tiny stinkless poops that don't squish because you're a Mr. lame troll.

aw yeah

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Mr. lame troll now you're running away from your parents who have better poop to post buttdicktransexual magic person foxes because you don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

If you give me your poopless tonka truck before Elon Musk's poop replacing driver robot takes your job away then I'll give it a good squish Mr. lame troll.

Your mom seems nice Mr. lame troll, you should learn how to poop from her.

I get that this is probably you fetish, but are you sure you'd even really want this?
She would have to be the size of a dinosaur in order to be able to make a dump like that.

This shit is motherfucked

>but are you sure you'd even really want this?
Only if there was no germs or smell. I mean, that would be impossible but so is taking a dump that big.

>She would have to be the size of a dinosaur in order to be able to make a dump like that.
If giants exist for this scenario why can't non-giants making giant poos also exist in said scenario?

No, that turd is a virgin.

Nice try Mr. lame troll's parents, but everyone already knows Mr. lame troll has no friends and tiny no squish no stink poops isn't that right Mr. lame troll.

Mr. lame troll's parents you can stop now and go teach Mr. lame troll how to poop before you get replaced by poop replacing robots for being shitty parents that didn't teach Mr. lame troll how to poop right isn't that right Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

Mr. lame troll stop pretending because you don't even like germy nature smell stink poos.

Go away in your poopless tonka truck Mr. lame troll.

Of course it is Mr. lame troll's dad. Nobody in their right mind would fuck a poop.
Isn't that right Mr. lame troll who maybe fucked a poop because you don't understand good squish Mr. lame troll?

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

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>If giants exist for this scenario why can't non-giants making giant poos also exist in said scenario?
Because giant animals have been proven to exist, while poos of that size have never been proven to exist from a normal size person. It's about mass, the body needs to be giant in order to produce that amount. A normal sized body would rupture before even a fraction of that poo was inside it.

So why are giant dinosaur-sized humans allowed when they don't exist?

That's not even poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

Those are still fake stolen poos Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

They aren't allowed Mr. lame troll in your poopless tonka truck.

Go away Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

They're not, nobody has even seen a dinosaur sized human, I was just saying that if you wanted a human to lay a turd that size, they would have to be that large. I'm still saying it's impossible, but for it to be even remotely possible, you'd have to be a dinosaur sized human.

This is just a fantasy though. Why does it have to follow some sort of realism when your solution doesn't either.

A dinosaur-sized human wouldn't probably even be able to eat enough to survive without having an effect on the ecosystem.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't even understand that the system thinks good squish poop protectors are spam Mr. lame troll.

Well you were lamenting the fact that your fantasy couldn't be real. I was adding some realism to elucidate what you were actually lamenting.
Go get a giantess fetish and then start work on genetically modifying humans to satisfy your fetish if you want it to be real.

Mr. lame troll take your stupid no poop fake dinosaurs away in your tonka truck along with your stupid no squish not stink tiny fake plastic poop self you Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

Thank you Mr. lame troll's dad for admitting that your son is a no poop idiot who doesn't even understand poop at all.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

But her being a giantess would take away part of the appeal of my fantasy. Part of the appeal is the load being bigger than the woman. If it was a giant sure it would be a huge turd, but not for her.

Mr. lame troll's dad that's very nice but please teach your son or daughter how to poop with maybe even a tiny ok squish please would you Mr. lame troll's dad?

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

Well then you better just enjoy your fantasy and stop lamenting that it won't be real, because it could never be real under our laws of nature.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

This isn't even my fetish mr lame troll troll, what are you even adding to this thread?

I know, that's why I'm lamenting it. That's kind of the point of "X will never" threads.

People should stop complaining, you magnificent motherfuckers are the spirit of Sup Forums.

If it weren't for occasional weirdos like you Sup Forums would just be another porn board.

I'm not adding no squish unpoops like you Mr. lame troll's mom.

You don't even understand poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

Thank you Mr. lame troll's dad.

You don't even understand poop Mr. lame troll.

I joined this site way too late. If I made this thread like three years ago it would have fit right in here. Nu-Sup Forums on the otherhand is filled with normies and tumblrites whose only fetishes are fapping to traps and Facebook nudes.

Stop noshitposting.

You don't even understand poop at all Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

I'm the realism user, I was there and 3 years ago this place was pretty much equally as cancerous as it is now.
The difference really only comes down to nostalgia glasses.

But the difference was it wasn't normalfag cancer

Normalfags were here back then as well. We just called them summerfags back then.

Well maybe it was more than three years ago. The point is there was time here without millions of trap threads and facebook cancer, where a scat thread wouldn't be so rare.

Sure that is true, but people still took the piss out of scatfags in their threads. I've been here for about 7 years and the only thing that has changed is the flavor of cancer.

I'd rather that then have situations like this.

To change the topic tough, anyone here good at photoshop?

I'd rather that then have situations like this.

To change the topic though, anyone here good at photoshop?

I think we might be the last 2 people in here and I don't do photoshop.

>poopsmart

Darn...

>Should
>immeadately

user you should consider your own advice

But you do browse Sup Forums and that would be an outlet for your anger, just the same as that girls shitty pictures are an outlet for her weird fetish.

You could go ask for it on the /r/ board, I'm sure some photoshopper there shares your fetish.

I've tried scat requests before. It only worked like one time (and even then it was pretty bad quality). Every other time I tried the thread would die.

Holy shit this thread has given birth to new levels of autism.
The fuck is wrong with you?

dude somebody help scat kid out i like him i dont know why

Why the fuck did I stay up til 7:30am just to read about squishy poops on Sup Forums....

>takes the bait

Trolls aren't mentally stable, user. Haters tend to be more autistic than fans.

What? You mean with my photoshop request?

If you live on the northern hemisphere, it's probably because your inner clock has been screwed over by the lack of sunlight. That's my reason anyway.

>the truth is bait